EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
LAWLZOR!
VERSUS!
TOP-HATTINGTON!
BEGIN!
LAWLzoR:
Attention all shoppers, the best in the world has entered the door
So prepare to get a Crash Course on how to lose to LAWLzoR!
Top-Hattington, eh? Must think you're pretty high class
But that isn't gonna stop me from kicking your ass!
I can rewrite history how I please, you've got a pedo stache, you creep
I'll shave your mustache away and show everybody that you're just weak
I'm as fast as Rainbow Dash and as badass as all the Mane Six combined
I've got the entire Epic Alienz on my side, and you don't even come online!
Top:
Oh god, get me some earplugs, listening to you rap borders on sin
For I'm the most sophisticated man alive, the immortal Top-Hattington
You led your group alone forever like a power hungry dictator
Compared to me, you're quite the failure, you're only good enough to be my waiter!
And you're a teenager, man! Get off that girly pony shit
Get into something actually cool before your life is ruined by it!
I'm as badass as Bill the Butcher, you're about as threatening as a mouse
Underdog Inc could take down Epic Alienz with our eyes closed, so get out of here, cause THIS IS MY HOUSE!
LAWLzoR:
Lost your GM spot? Ha! Isn't that just too bad
You're an unmemorable mod, possibly the worst we ever had!
You're not an Underdog, you're a loser, so go back to your tears
And while you're at it, try and post at least once this year!
Top:
Unlike you, I share my power, I don't just use it all alone
So excuse me for just a minute while I contact a good friend on my phone
*Top dials on phone, leaves the room*
LAWLzoR:
Umm...what are we doing?
A shadowy figure enters the room, and takes the mic from Top
Cool-The-Renegade:
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS! The Renegade is back!
And I'm the half of UI's leaders that will give you a heart attack!
LAWLzoR, you were always overrated, we all just let you think you were great
But we all just hid from you the fact that everything you like, we all hate!
Underdog Inc is the Avengers of the forums, Epic Alienz? Who gives a shit about that?
You're all just a bunch of boring people, unlike me and my boy in the top hat
Me and Top just served you, you'll never forget it, LAWLzoR, you've always been worse than UI and me
Cause I'm the Grade A Renegade, cooler than cold lemonade, you shouldn't have stayed cause you just got beat!
WHO WON?
WO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
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Originally Posted by “Adonis”
He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"