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  1. 06-18-2013 #71
    Clemi
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBGUN View Post
    That will never happen
    Lolno way

    *Cracks his fingers*

    EEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLE OF WHATEVER THIS IS
    DJEEZUS AND GOD
    VERSUS
    WUMBO AND POLARBORE

    BEGIN !

    Jesus :
    It's a lion, everybody get in the car ! I'm Jesus so hold on !
    Sorry guys, the world was lagging, i needed 3 days to respawn


    Well my childrens, I think it's time for me to baptize your asses
    I multiply my punchlines, while I preach for the masses
    You don't stand a chance, i'm the founder of Christianity
    While you two losers kill time by posting insanities !
    My verses are as racy as was my crown made of spines
    Step up my childs, or else i'll have to turn you into vine

    Wumbo and Polarbore :
    Play time is Ogre, this had to happen !
    I and Wumbo are the best, amen !
    Jesus, don't cross on our forum, you aren't welcum !
    We praise pears, Vbulletin and Rob's bum !
    Just like BBGUN, we will crumple your dream
    Compared to u and god, we are a way better team !

    That was fucking shrecktacular !
    - We nailed that battle ! - yay #5char

    Clemi :
    Ehhh... In fact I am god, I mean I replace Morgan Freeman
    And.. Oh whatever, i wrote this and i have some free time, man

    Communism...Smu...Nism... fuck that, i'll call you Mr. Fag
    Big name, little dick, fat chance you faking douchebag
    Wumbo, with Uprising, I wrote a battle with you in it
    And plus i am g-motherfucking-od, I know all your littles secrets
    And you, Djeezus, u are ded 2 me, and I mean litterally
    I am your Father, I know when you'll fail miserably


    Jean Dujardin :
    HOLD ON KID

    Adam & Eve :
    WE ARE HERE TOO

    Clemi :
    HOLY VBULLETIN

    Vbulletin :
    HEY I AM HERE TOO

    Clemi :
    JESUS TAKE THE VERSE !

    Jesus :
    lolno

    Clemi :
    FAK U JESUS I AM NOW ATHEIST


    WHO WON ? WHO IS NEXT ?
    YOU DECIDE
    LOL NO JK
    Last edited by Clemi; 06-18-2013 at 07:59 AM.

    Thanks guys ! C:

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  2. 06-18-2013 #72
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    That was fucking shrektacular.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    it’s my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up
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  3. 06-18-2013 #73
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  4. 06-22-2013 #74
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    Wumbo vs Shek ?
    WWERBOH.COM IS BACK
    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...WERBOH-COM-2-0
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  5. 06-22-2013 #75
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    I ALREADY DONE SOMETHING WITH WUMBO DAMNIT

    Gimme a good idea that i'll don't care about please

    Thanks guys ! C:

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  6. 06-22-2013 #76
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    Btw who wants to take over the series
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  7. 06-22-2013 #77
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    I DO
    #5charpeetamellark

    Thanks guys ! C:

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  8. 06-22-2013 #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clemi View Post
    I DO
    #5charpeetamellark
    Ok u write da battles
    U and I will make covers
    WWERBOH.COM IS BACK
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  9. 06-25-2013 #79
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    I changed my mind jjust me and guest stars
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  10. 06-25-2013 #80
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    YOU CANT CHANGE YOUR MIND
    IS IMPOSSIBLE NOW
    NEXT BATTLE SOON
    c
    Last edited by Clemi; 06-25-2013 at 08:48 PM.

    Thanks guys ! C:

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