Epic rap battle of whatever it is : X VS Y ft.Z

[Clemi]

Let's do something stupid
X VS Y feat.Z

X is a somebody, like a celebrity, or even a forumer
Y is something like a famous guy, an object or whatever you want
Z is from me

This can be as random as you want

[Red]

Dion vs Chikorita

[Poles]

Rob vs Obama.

[Dr. Ninja]

Kevin vs Pizza

[Poles]

Kevin vs Pizza

Fuck pizza.

[Uprising]

Kevin vs the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Rocket]

Misty from Pokemon VS a Lego Block

[Lancer]

Dion vs Chikorita

/peetamellark

[Clemi]

SO MUCH IDEAS
I'll do most of them

[Clemi]

It was supposed to be the first one :

KEVIN
VERSUS
MY MOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER !
BEGIN !


My mother :

Hello, in this rap, i am supposed to be Clemi's mother
Kevin, in this story, you are the real loser, loser, loser !
You little rugrat, do i have to remind you i'm the mother of Clemi ?
When you say "mother of god", you're talking about me !
You're a jelly poo-tter, a bore, and a fucking disgrace
I made a pie for you, fucker, don't even talk about kindness
while you let you anchors work for you like kids from China
So brush your teeths, go to bed or else SUCK MY VAGINA


Kevin :
Who are you ? The president of MY fan club ?
You're so full of shit, you were probably in two girl one cup
You know what I am ? A motherfucking Cucumber ! Sex jokes incoming !
Your ass could concurrence the Steam sales during Spring !
You're so fat, Mount Everest even tried to climb your chin !
And ou're so ugly, people go as you for Halloween !
Heh, we shouldn't rap, and find something else we can do
Oh wait, nevermind I have an idea, YOU !


Umbreon :
eh
eh
eh
eh
eh
eh
eh
eh


Clemi :
Fak u Umbreon you're not even in that battle

Umbreon :
You neither

Clemi :
aw


WHO WON
WHO'S NEXT
U DECIDE