This is where MLP: FiM pony rap battles by Clemi and I go. First up:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF PONIES!
FLIMFLAM BROS
VS
CELESTIA AND LUNA
BEGIN!
FlimFlam Bros:
He's Flim! He's Flam! We're the world famous FlimFlam Brothers!
We make rhymes and cider Faster and better than any other
There's no way you could win! Your raps are a lost cause
We'll take a swig of sweet cider After you realize you lost!
1,000 years on the moon, Luna! Yet you still trust your sister?
Luna's guilty of high treason, Celestia! Why would you care if we dissed her?
You're stuck in the past, Luna Not even Twilight could help you out
Think you can beat us? We're battling a troll and a goth who's really loud!
Celestia and Luna :
So you two made a cider-maker ? Too bad for you that we're half-gods.
See these apples you use ? We invented them before Steve Jobs.
Moustaches are only good on babies and dragons, guess what you are.
Take your forgery out of the town, we were here first since 2000 years.
Flim & Flam ? I can't say who is who, rule 34 of you would be selfcest
Don't you know you're based upon the swindlers from the Wild West ?
And ponies can be naked, so why do you wear these ridiculous shirts ?
Your rap is like your cider : Each of yours is full of pure dirt
FlimFlam Bros:
I'd say we're like the Wright Bros Bringin' luxury to all
And while your subjects are in danger You're lounging in your royal hall!
Can't you see, you two? You mares are things of the past
Or after 2,000 years did Alzheimers set in at last?
You think you can beat us? What makes you think that way?
Cuz we're travelin' sales-ponies nonpariel!
Celestia and Luna :
Traveling ? I'm glad you brought that up, I say I'm glad you brought that up !
Because this rap will be, for both of you, your last roundup
You're just a joke ! You don't even have courtesy title or a last name !
And you've been served by the Apple family, what a shame !
Even Sombra was more interesting and clever than you guys !
Because you wanted a monopoly, but you forgot they also make apple pies !
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Originally Posted by BBGUN
