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    Epic Yackz Battles of History!!!!

    So, this will be my comeback rap battle thread. My first season will be purely different character personalities I had. So, here's the list.

    Season 1:
    Snivy vs Epeon (2 ladylike Pokemon)

    Count Bleck vs Wheatley (Smart villain who redeemed himself vs idiotic hero turned bad)

    Godot vs The Doctor (2 mysterious men who always dress awesomely)

    Pinkamena Diane Pie vs Yacker (Pony who uses murderous surgical-like weapons vs an alien who can turn into them)
    Last edited by Faker; 07-24-2013 at 05:54 PM. Reason: Changed a Matchup
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz View Post
    Season 1:
    Snivy vs Espeon .feat Gliscor
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    (I changed up the match up. I'll do something with Gliscor later.)

    EPIC YACKZ BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!
    SNIVY!
    VS!!
    EEEESPEEEEOOOON!
    BEGIN!!

    Espeon:
    I foresee your doom in this rap battle, I've the lyrical advantage.
    You'll be sprinting back to your mama, her Leavanny, and Lilligants!
    I bring the burn to this weed and I'm not even my brother Flareon, see?
    My ESP brings the RIP to all the smug snakes boasting royalty.
    How ironic you're ivy, but my dis is more venomous than your venom is.
    In fact you level up just to Coil around 1 damn move that’s Poisonous!
    I Synchronize with my inner Sun to revolve around Overgrown pricks,
    you suck so hard you don’t even get first spot in your regional Pokedex!

    Snivy:
    You come from high friendship!? What did you have to do to Virgil?
    Your species has balls on their bodies. Are you sure you’re a girl?
    Enough questions, now watch as this rap blooms into a Tormenting dis.
    I assure you my Glare will cause you much more than Paralysis!
    You’re not unique at all, there’s other Pokemon claiming to be of the Sun.
    Hell, I can put Sunflora in a battle and it’d do better than ya!
    Stop claiming ESP, all you can see is my fucking next move.
    But the one thing you can’t see cumming is Umbreon in bed with you!

    Espeon:
    You’ve got speed, I’ll give ya that, but your brain’s not all there.
    Are you Playing Hard to Catch, or are you just Unova’s freak weed of the year?
    Looks like you won’t be Serperior in this battle at all.
    Just like your gen and your form, your raps have devolved.

    Snivy:
    At least I’m not the bitch of a family of nine.
    Heck, you look like a Grumpig fucked some slutty feline!
    I just took you on a Trip to remember, so quit showing the camera your ass,
    Maybe now I’M the chosen one because I made this Sun Pokemon turn to Ash!

    WHO WON!?
    WHO'S NEXT!?
    YOU DECIDE!!!
    EPIC-

    Espeon: Yackz Battles of History?

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    Great job! I think Espeon won.
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    Espeon. For the "you suck so hard you don’t even get first spot in your regional Pokedex!"
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