Epic Rap Battle Tournament of History!

[FoolMeNever]

BOOMSHAKALAKA! IN OUR FOURTH MATCH, WE HAVE THE NBA JAM ANNOUNCER (Pool) VS SQUIDWARD TENTACLES! (3)



WHO WILL SLAM DUNK THEIR VICTORY FIRST!?

FOR THE FIFTH MATCH, WE GOT A LONG AWAITED BATTLE! IT'S PERCY JACKSON (Beastness) VS HARRY POTTER! (Flareon)



WHICH OF THESE TEENAGED HEROES WILL COME UP ON TOP?!

GOOD MORNING, SAN DIEGO! FOR THIS MATCH, WE HAVE RON BERGUNDY! (Cool-The-Renegade) VS COLE PHELPS! (FoolMeNever)



WILL THE LOSER SHOW HIS FACE AGAIN AFTER IT BEING BROADCASTED ON CHANNEL FOUR?!

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, WE GOT 2 CHAINZ (Uprising) VS GLADOS! (MaNCHA)



WHICH ONE OF THESE CONTESTANTS WILL STILL BE ALIVE BY THE END?!

ALL RIGHT, THESE RAPPERS HAVE ONE WEEK TO RESEARCH THEIR OPPONENT, UNTIL THEN, GOODNIGHT FOLKS!

[Faker]

Just a question. If both opponents DO finish their raps before time is up, can the rap be submitted early?

[GonadTheNomad]

THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD, BUT IS IT MIGHTIER THAN A GUN?

No. /5Char

[Uprising]

Shit. I don't know anything about GLADOS.

[Faker]

I'm rapping against a character I possibly know everything there is to know about. That was a lucky break, though I can't underestimate the power of pink partying.

[FoolMeNever]

Just a question. If both opponents DO finish their raps before time is up, can the rap be submitted early?

Oh, absolutely. Everyone is supposed to pm their verses to me, (remember, 8-8-4-4 format), and I'll compile them into a battle, and post them once the due date comes up.

[Facilier]

Holy greatness

[Lancer]

Shit. I don't know anything about GLADOS.

Shit, I don't know anything about 2 Chainz

[Poles]

Shit. I don't know anything about GLADOS.

Shit, I don't know anything about 2 Chainz

This is what research is for.

[GonadTheNomad]

I know that Ernest Hemingway is an author, this is the extent of my knowledge of Ernest Hemingway.