Epic Rap Battles of Forumers - Season 3

[Umbreon]

Welp, say goodbye to Batman from the crew everybody and say hello to our newest member; Mew! Now that Mew is with us, we may be able to do battles a bit faster!

[Faker]

Hi! :3 It feels so great to be here!

[GonadTheNomad]

Hi! :3 It feels so great to be here!

Mew! :3

[Umbreon]

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
CHI!
VERSUS!
NATE!
BEGIN

C
Baby, I wanna begin this battle by saying "Damn, you're just fine!"
But you know your Chi-Bee can't lie so let's settle this in a contest of rhyme!
After this battle of wits, you'll need Personal Support
So go right the hell ahead and try to make a witty retort
I'd plagarize your lines, but i'd actually want it to be good
just because you can be an asshole doesnt mean that you should
Ill punch out this Dragonite with all of my Drago-Might
You best hope we recover after this hell of a fight

N
I'mma shut you down, SHOOT you down! Call it Friendly Fyre.
Hun, you'v had so many name changes, is a female Yackz what you aspire?
you better take kovah, cuz im shooting rhymes like a tank
Noitu wouldntve gone through if it wasnt for that Havok prank
Azumarill's the weakest pokemon; As strong as your rhymes
Normally, i'd let you win, but not this time
Stop with the self Pity Chi, I get real tired of that
you blame yourself for everything, even the Death Of Shady Batz

C
Don't Larry Flatter yourself, babe. Your an advertiser, so I extermiNATE.
You're the forum asshole who always gets hate

N
You're way too nice and you get pushed around
After this diss, a new king will be crowned

C
Natey, look at you. You're a Gh0sT of your forumer self.
You're just a bad writer who can go screw himself

N
You wanna fight Chi-Bee? Bring it on! Whatcha gonna do?
Just remember that at the moment, were controlled by the ERBoF crew

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
<3PIC RAP BATTL<3S OF FORUM<3RS!

[Umbreon]

All right...here is whats up with Erbof since i saw Polar asking about it in chat before. Adonis left. It was his decision to leave. We did not make him or kick him out or anything. Next, we havent had much time to write since when im on, nobody else is and when they're on, i usually am not. We hope to get out an Erbof either this week or the next (Probably the next). We just mainly wanted a break from writing to get more ideas seeing as Chi Vs Nate was torture to write and apparently it wasnt that great. There will still be 6 more battles left of Season 3, then we will either stop the series or make Season 4 (We dont know yet). I guess that is all for now.

[GonadTheNomad]

You should recruit a new guy to help in times like these.

[sane]

hear ye hear ye make a new battle

[Red]

21 battles and 3 seasons later and still no Kirito T_T

[sane]

I AGREE WITH KIRITO.

I EXPECT A BOBBYBOBBER VS SBS SOON?

[Umbreon]

oh btw, I unquitted

Unquitted is not a word.