Epic Rap Battles of Forumers - Season 3

[Lancer]

That's just how long overdue I am!

#FromTheMiddleWestToTheMiddleEastTheBeastWantsTheB east

ftfy
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[Katz]

ftfy
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Wat?

#HashtagsWon'tGoUnlessBeastStealsTheShow

[Lohuydahutt]

#Hashtagtwitter

[Umbreon]

#yolos69swag420blazeitfagts

[Lohuydahutt]

#yolos69swag420blazeitfagts

#Lohuydahuttisloooooonnnnnngggggggggggggoverdue

[Umbreon]

#Lohuydahuttisloooooonnnnnngggggggggggggoverdue

#Youllbeinonesoonishmysphealfriendandyestherewillb esphealjokesbecausefuckyouthatswhy

[Umbreon]

Written By:
Janet
Umbreon
Helioptile
Sambama


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS!
STRaTUM!
VERSUS!
ROCKET!
BEGIN!

STRaTUM
You're the next Up, Suprising? Where's your Will, or your bro?
Maybe hanging out with T.I.M in the never-having-lived-row
You deliver your c-raps worst then you deliver cards.
You're the bitch of the Countries. Ya gettin' drilled, HARD!
I'll Rocket my way to victory, you Scraggy obsessed freak!
'cause going against Beastness makes your chances look pretty bleak!
You're more hated than spambots and WingTurd combined!
and You're the biggest asshole ever of all time!
any guy named Rocket probably sucks cock-et
You seem like the kind of guy who would lick an electrical socket!


Rocket
Nobody gives a rat's ass about that shit, now let me take a Mud Shot!
You're the only fucking forumer who spams more than a Spambot!
'Show us a pic of your buddy BeastLord before you take a shot at my bro''
You're uh... BINGO! Mate, you're some sort of mangy dingo!
I didn't choose the slug life, the slug life chose me!
You got mental isues, d00d! you belong in therapy!
You should be banned already! Oh wait, you already were!
Do the forum a favor and forget your password!
Just can it before we ban it, understand it damnit?'
Wanna be America's Next Top Model, seldood? Get in line next to Janet.


STRaTUM
I'm an UltraBeast on this mic! Spittin' raps so sick
So why dont you lick a pickle, you dumbass prick!
Just do the forum a favor and get din to close your account!
You're a bigger troll than Gohan by all accounts!
You're in quite a pickle now, self proclaimed "King of Pickles".
Your Medals couldn't even sell on Craigslist for a nickel!

Rocket
Spin that record, DJ Cadence, I've tamed roo's and wombats, mate
You better make like Clemi and surrender before it's too late!
You picked a Titan as your new name but you aren't a Teen yet!
Keep making fanfics all you want, everyone knows they're shit!
Just like Zoroark, I'm bringing the wrath of the Dark Knight.
You've been infractured by a "Feebasturd". K'ban, g'night!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMERS, MATE!

[BBGUN]

BBGUN vs scatman

[Chonka]

#PaTTvsSTRaTUM

[Facilier]

Me vs Clemi, Real Slim Shady and Lemons vs Cleminem and Limes c:

but good job guys, you are really good at this stuff!