Erboh forum force five

[Baldy Jr]

FORUM FORCE FIVE: CHAPTER ONE

The Enemy of my Enemy's Enemy is my Enemy

It was dark and stormy nights. In dark Chechen prison sit Corporal General 5 Star Solid Snake Grandmaster of the sexy, man of codename: "Wumbo". Wumbo is of sits up in his dungeon, and looks at disgusting Chechen scum that is guardings of him. "Hey, disgusting Chechen scum," yells Wumbo, "I put my penis in many of yours village womens!" Angry Chechens is of walking over, when bullet of 7.62x54 round of Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle pierce back of Chechen pigdog's head. It is of Forum Force Five! Well, Four. Seeing as Wumbo is of number five. Out of shadow come comrades Dion, ,Uprising, Samuel of the Heroes, and Unicorn of names Kevin. "Come Comrade Wumbo!" cries Comrade Dion, "Dirty Chechen reinforcements are of on the way!" So Forum Force, now of Five, escape of prison, and head to helicopter. As of expectings, Chechens are of launching attack. Comrades are of firing Avtomat Kalashnikovs 74, and are killing glorious numbers of Chechens. Unicorn Kevin is of firing RPG at Chechen back of the road jalopy tank, and it explodes of many fire. "Pretty goods," says Wumbo, "for a Brazilian. The only peoples I hates more than Brazilians are Wisconsinites and Chechens. And I hates Wisconsinites and Chechens." Comrade Uprising is beginning of protesting at this, but Wumbo shoots Uprising a look of half anger, half seduction, "Be of quiet." and Uprising silences himself, and dries off his now urinated pants. Sam man of Heroes is of says, "There is glorious Hind helicopter for our rescue and retrieval!" and Dion asks, "But who is pilots?" Hero of Samuels grin and says "I know man."

Helicopter is of land, and pilot step out. It is African American athlete of Washington Redskins, Robert Griffin of Thirds! He is of grinning, and steps towards the Forum Force Five. Not one step later, he is of collapse, his kneecaps utterly destroyed by intensity of walking. Luckily, there is other pilot. It is African American athlete of New York Su-24 Fighter Jets, Eugene Cecil Smith! "Geno" is of says, "Come with me comrades!" and so we escapes.

END OF CHAPTER ONE

[Facilier]

wtf I better be # 0.5

[Poles]

I love this.

[Baldy Jr]

Thanks you.

I am of promising that I will try to incorporates many of the forumer into story. Many laughs and jest will be of having, and it shall be making of merry throughout the forum.

[Samos]

This had me in tears.

[Spars]

I am not a members.

WHAT HAPPENED TO "BROS" LIKE YOU SAID IN CHAT?!

tfw

[Baldy Jr]

I had you as members of Forum Force Five, then I realized that it was of adding up to six.

Group of six called Forum Force Five is silly yes?

I am of including you later.

[Facilier]

Its much easier to reedit the entire story to exclude you then change the title of the team and have you.

But I do love this

[Baldy Jr]

Well Spartica was of only having one line of Dialogue. So I changed it to Hero of Sammiches

[Spars]

"Wumbo and The Forum Force Five"