Wombu, i believe that you have immediate family in my country, i will hold them hostage until i make an appearance (or 413)
seriously though, theirs only like 7 people up here in Scotland, your relatives will not be hard to find.
'shut up fagt' - socrates 2007
Oh god this is perfect.
Resident Skumfuk
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ERBOH FORUM FORCE FIVE: CHAPTER TWO
"You are of not passing me"-Dumbledore
So helicopter is of return to home base. Hero Sandwich is says, "Ew gross, I am of having Chechen blood on my boots". Wumbo is of reply, "Maybe if you weren't of such little beitch you shoot more straighter and kill Chechens with first shot!" Geno is says, "You must be of dealing with this laters. The Commander is of wishings to talk to you."
So Forum Force Five is of entering Command HQ. We is of clarifying past events. Commander is wishings to speak to team. Commander is grizzly old man of eyepatch wearings, and his names of Spartica, for real.
Spartica sayings, "Good jobs of killing Chechens everybody. I am most pleaseds. I hates Chechens." Dion, being the impertinent little nosy nose mole he is, says, "Why was grandmaster of the sexy Wumbo in Chechens prison anyway?" Spartica is turns to Dion, and says "Wumbo was of doings recon on two of the most scary terrorists I am of knowings." Kevin the Unicron sayings, "Who are these scary terrorists that makes you scared, Spartica man?"
Commander Spartica is of taking deeps breath, with tears in his eyes, "A scary Scottish man named Gosick McHaggus, and not Chechen but almost as bads as Chechens man named Anon Slenderman. I am of wetting pants thinking abouts it. Much like Uprising in first Chapter."
At this, Uprising is of burst into tears and run away.
"Anywhore, it is of your duties to find Mr. Gosick. He is of in Africa, because terrorists are of liking living in shit holes."
Hurrdurr Samuel is of reading documents and sayings, "Holy of moley! This Gosick man is of arms dealer to Chechens! And Anon is hacker of stealings and other criminals activity!"
Wumbo is of already hopping into helicopter, chugging from pitcher filled with absinthe and tears of Chechens.
END OF CHAPTER TWO
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ool
The Tears of Chenchens
Resident Skumfuk
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That quote should go in my signature.
Am I Hero Sandwich, Hurdurr Samuel, or both?