Erboh forum force five

[Facilier]

I-I can be da team pet fish yho

[Uprising]

Why I am of wimpy bitch

[gosick]

masterpiece.

[Baldy Jr]

ERBOH FORUM FORCE FIVE

CHAPTER 3:

"I will be of returnings"-RoboCop

MOZAMBIQUE, SOMALIA

Okay, plane is of landing into piece of shit country Somalia. Forum Force Five is of searchings for Gosick McHaggus, most scary arm smuggler in all of land, so scarys it made Spartica cry, like little bitch Uprising. Uprising is of stayings in base, because he is of too pussyshit to go to Africa.

"Ugh," says Wumbo, "Smells like AIDS and feces."

"I am knows," replies Dion, he turns to local village woman, and inquires, "Excuses me, but where are the white women at?"

Local village woman is of pull out hidden pistolet, and fires directly intos Dion's crotch. Unfortunatelys for her, target was too small to hit. HeroSandwich is mows down women with PKM squad automatic weapon, and then burns down village to eliminate any DNA evidence.

Okay, so team is of entering city of Mozambique, and Unicorn Kevin is asks, "How will we find scary Scottish man?" Wumbo is of beginnings to think, when bagpipe music is of soon heards.

"Where in the fuck is that coming fr-"

You see, Dion was is cut off right there because Gosick is of jump off roof of nearby building, and is drops the People's Elbow on Dion from a fifth story roof.

"Shit!" yell Kevin, "It is ambush!"

If Uprising were here, he would of simultaneously shit and piss himself.

Squad is of firing at Somalian militia men when wind blow into Wumbo's face.

Wumbo is stops firing, and his face turns red with fury. A vein bulge in his forehead, and then burst. Shaking off the aneurysm, Wumbo is of yelling war cry.

"What is it?" yell Hurrdurr Samuel.

"Wumbo is of smells Chechens."

"CHEEEEEEEECHEEEENSS"

Wumbo is of leaping forward fifty feet and begins scalping Chechen. He then fling entrenching tool at Gosick, knocking him the fuck out.

Unfortunatelys, squad is now of surrounded by angry Somali's.

"OH SHEIT" pronounce Dion, "GENO WE IS OF NEEDING EVACUATION!"

TO BE CONTINUES...

[Spars]

"Unfortuanetlys for her, target is to small to hit"

[Facilier]

XD
Why are u not publishing this

[gosick]

inb4 international bestselling novel 2014

[Poles]

#BringItBack

[Baldy Jr]

#BringItBack

fuck yo shit nigga

i do it when i'm not busy

[Poles]

fuck yo shit nigga

i do it when i'm not busy

You don't appear to be busy right now.