GO ON..
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GO ON..
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Episode 2: Tightening Bonds
Nothing. That's what the country had become within months of its creation. Why would Sergeant Spike abandon his country? It was his pride and joy, and he left it to die. Adonis's heart was filled with nothing, but hatred. Hatred for the dragon he thought he could trust, and fight alongside. Obviously Spike was just another person, or dragon, willing to let go of everything he held onto. Adonis stood, looking at what used to be the country of Blazing Pwnage. The sight almost drove Adonis to tears, but all he could do was look at his fallen dreams. The tropical country was scorched and nothing but a pile of rubble along with a few mountains. After a long period of silence, Adonis finally spoke, "Spike, I thought you were my friend. You're a dick. A huge, douchebag of a dick. What happened to our friendship? What happened to ruling the most glorious country together? You don't even deserve the title of Sergeant after your treason."
After he said that, he felt a warm light shine on his back. He turned around to see what appeared to be an angel. The angel was tall and had a decent build. His wings were gold and his halo was platinum. The angel descended to Adonis's side, and waited a bit before making his next move. He tore off his wings and threw the halo into the ocean and spoke, "Why is it anyone who dies has to wear that shit? Anyway, hey Donny. It's me, Wumbo. I may not have been resurrected, but I have a message for you. You can rebuild Blazing Pwnage, but it' s not easy. In the mountain right across that forest, there is a cave. In the cave is a gem known as a Time Stone. Using it can reverse time in a set area. You can use it to bring Blazing Pwnage back from its rubble. But beware, many monsters lie between here and there. Think you can take it?" Adonis ripped off his gasmask. His hair was a dark orange and spiked down behind his neck. He replied, "First, great to see you Wumbo. Second, if it will bring back my country." Wumbo smiled, "That's the Adonis I know. Now, I must return to my place. Good luck, man." And with that another halo and set of wings formed on Wumbo. He cursed to himself before flying back into the sky. Adonis turned towards the forest, ready to take on whatever would try to stop him.
-----------Doc Laboratories, August 13, 20XX--------------
"Doc, how's the generator holding up?" asked Sergeant Spike. Doc replied, "Great, Spike! By the end of the day we should be able to generate unlimited power for the whole world." Zoroark piped in, "Look at you, Doc. Always the best inventor. We should call you Nikola Tesla!" Doc responded, "Nah, it was you who showed us how it would work. You're our Nikola Tesla." Zoroark replied, "Yeah, I'm awesome right?" Spike responded, "Yeah, and apparently modest too..." At that moment ZombieLicker rushed into the lab yelling, "Spike! We have a letter for you!" Spike turned and asked, "Who's it from?" Zombie replied, "Adonis." Spike took the letter and read it aloud,
"Dear Spike,
I'm going to the mountains of what's left in Blazing Pwnage to find the famed Time Stone. Hopefully it can restore the country, but I ask that you do not return. You are no longer permitted into my territory, and you are no longer my friend. I thought we would have a great future ahead of us, but because you're such an asshole of a traitor, I was wrong. I do not want any further communication with you. I just want you to know, if I die, it's your fault.
Fuck off,
Adonis"
Spike tore the letter in half and left the room without saying a word.
-------------Pwnage Forest, August 13, 20XX-------------
Adonis just entered the woods, and was already met with darkness. The trees overhead were too thick with leaves, so sunlight barely entered. Adonis ignored all the odd noises he heard and pressed on. Occasionally he would come across a dead end, so he would he have to turn and take a different path. It seemed like hours until Adonis finally reached the other edge of the forest. Before he could leave the area, something leaped at him at breakneck speeds. He was just barely able to roll out of its way. The attacker was a giant bear, with what seemed to be volcanoes for arms. It launched globs of magma at Adonis, who jumped to the side. Adonis pulled out his only weapon, a katana. Usually he would use his chair leg, but that was blown up back at Rob's base. Adonis ran up the bear's arm and plunged the blade into its shoulder, but was then shaken off. The bear roared, and immediately after, scratched Adonis across the chest. His shirt had three rips in it, and blood was pouring out of it. He took a syringe, filled with Havokian medicine out of his pocket and injected himself with it. The scars quickly sealed, and Adonis was ready for another round. The bear launched more magma, which Adonis swiftly duck under, then he jumped and punched the monster across the face. The bear backed up a few steps and got on all fours. Adonis leaped atop the bear's ahead and pulled the katana out of its shoulder. Before he had a chance to attack, he was swatted into a tree by the bear. The bear approached Adonis, volcanoes cocked, and prepared for his next blast. Adonis took a weapon he invented himself out of his pocket and threw it into the bear's mouth. It looked like an ordinary metal ball, but when it reached the pit of the bear's stomach, blades popped out of it and teared all the beast's organs to shreds. Adonis rolled out from harm's way as the bear collapsed onto the ground, dead. Adonis quickly exited the forest, with only one thing on his mind, "If I had my chair leg, I would've killed that thing in ten seconds flat!"
-----------Spike's Room, August 13, 20XX-------------
Spike laid on his bed, crying softly to himself. He thought he made the right choice when he left Adonis and Blazing Pwnage. He was only hurting the country with his bad ideas. He never thought Adonis would get so angry about it. He wished there was something he could do for him, but thought of nothing. Now, because of him, Adonis was probably dead in the middle of Pwnage Forest. He wished he had an army at the time that could assist him. "Wait!? An army!?" Spike thought aloud, "I've got just the thing."
----------Blazing Mountains, August 13, 20XX------------
Why were there barely any monsters? Wumbo wouldn't lie about dangerous monsters running amok in the forest and mountains, would he? Adonis kept pondering this. He only fought one monster, but there should've been a lot more. His train of thought was interrupted when he bumped into something. He looked up and saw he was at the foot of a mountain. On the side of the mountain, near the peak was a big cove. "How could I have missed that, with all my time here? Eh, whatever. Up I go," said Adonis to himself. He grabbed a piece of rock jutting out of the mountain side, and climbed on top of it. He pressed a button on his sleeves, and blades slightly peeked out of them. He did the same with his shoes, and soon he was climbing up the mountainside. As he climbed, he had to avoid things such as falling rocks, branches, and Pokemon... "Pokemon?" He looked as high as he could and saw some Pokemon fighting something in the cove at the top of the mountain. Every now and then a Pokemon would fall, and Adonis would have to scuttle to the side. Most of the Pokemon at the top were suited for mountains, like Gravelers and Tyranitars. Adonis snapped back to reality and continued climbing. He finally reached the cove, and climbed into the opening. By the time he got there, all the Pokemon had already fallen out, or were fainted. That's when he saw what they were fighting.
"Holy shit...", trailed off Adonis. Literally, the whole wall was a fighting machine. It had two arms that jutted out of it, both embedded with spikes. Two dark holes were on it, which must've functioned as eyes. Adonis noticed what could've been a weak point on it. A soft, flesh like protrusion sticking out below the eyes, but above it's dark hole of stalactite and stalagmite teeth. Adonis reacted with quick wits after fire escaped the mouth. He jumped to the roof of the den, and used his blades to stick to the ceiling. Once the fire died down he dropped to the floor and slashed at the protrusion. The 'wall' roared and punched Adonis nearly out of the cove. Fortunately, he managed to grab onto the side and climbed back in. He took out his Katana, but it was easily swatted off the mountain. Adonis now had to rely on the blades on his sleeves and shoes. He started kicking and punching the protrusion, and the wall retreated back. Literally, the whole wall moved back. It stared shaking, and rock formations jutted out from beneath Adonis and knocked the blades clean off, not to mention they snapped them. The monster grabbed Adonis and dragged him towards its mouth, ready for a meal. Before it could do anything else a box clonked the monster's protrusion, making it drop its morsel. Adonis grabbed the box and quickly read the note on top:
"Dear Adonis,
I know I've been a bit of a dick lately, but I didn't mean to be. I left the country because I thought my ideas were hurting it. I didn't want to do anymore damage, but it turns out I did a lot more than any of my ideas. Anyway, I heard about your efforts to reach the stone, so I sent an army of Pokemon to fight off any monsters to clear your way. If you saw almost zero monsters, that's probably why. I also teleported this box to you, because I think you might like this gift.
Your friend,
Sergeant Spike."
Adonis rolled his eyes and opened the box, then his eyes lit up. He instantly forgot about his harsh feelings towards Spike and silently forgave him. He took the object out of the box and turned towards the wall demon. Adonis lifted his repaired chair leg with pride, pointed it towards the wall monster, and spoke, "Hey, you! Whatever your name is... Batter up!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Chair leg.
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
Forum Wars VIII:- Return of the Chairleg
Originally Posted by Juiz
How are you going to do the whole new forumer thing? Me, Clemi, Lohuydahutt (if he's eligible) etc?
I'm an angel? This is...
AMAZIINGGG
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Well, me and Kev are in it now, so it won't be a surprise if you all get in.
Hey, all the YK members. :3
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
Episode 3: Forumernapping
Whack! After a long hard battle, the rock wall crumpled to dust, revealing what was behind it. On a pedestal, was a bright blue, glowing orb. Under the soft light was a circular stone with odd symbols engraved into it. "This must be the Time Stone. With it, Blazing Pwnage will shine brighter than ever. I may even consider re-inviting Spike, since it was with his help I defeated that monster, after all. Let's take this baby home!" Adonis grabbed the Time Stone, and both it and him were enveloped in the light blue light.
It was a tingly, warm feeling to Adonis. Not pleasant, but not uncomfortable either. He put his arms out to receive all the energy from the Time Stone. After so long, he could see his glorious country at its height. Within seconds the tingly feeling turned to one of agony. The Time Stone fired off multiple lightning bolts which were passing into Adonis. After what seemed like hours he fell to the ground, along with the stone. Once the stone fell cracks began forming, and it bursted into pieces, followed by a large light. A figure stepped out of the light that looked like Wumbo, but it couldn't have been. There were no wings or a halo. Adonis weakly spoke, "W-Wumbo? Wait, no... No wings... Or hal-" "Shut up!" interrupted the figure, "Of course I'm Wumbo. The one and only. When I was in hell, your 'friend' Kain went right by my soul-holding cell without a second glance. I could've been resurrected, but no! So, I used my energy to transfer into the nearest object, which was a stone. I then transported my stone cell into this very cove. Then I spread rumors of a Time Stone, and created a fake image of me to convince you to free me, idiot!"
"W-W-What... are you... going to do, now?" asked Adonis, getting weaker by the second. Wumbo replied, "Oh, buddy, I wouldn't dream of hurting you. You'll just, let's see, be my bargaining chip. I've got some new friends for you to play with. Mercenaries Kevin and Gunnut, let's go!"
Shadowy smoke formed in the center of the cove, and then dissipated revealing Gunnut and Kevin. Gunnut spoke, "Sure thing, boss. We're taking out this hunk of trash?" Wumbo shouted back, "No, you fucking idiot! We need him alive. Just, I don't know, knock him unconscious or something." Gunnut cracked his knuckles and spoke to Adonis, "Kid, nothing personal. Just sit back and let me do my thing. It'll be a lot less painful that way." Gunnut unsheathed his Karambit and grabbed it sideways between both hands. A blue light eerily similar to the 'Time Stone's' emanated around the blade. Gunnut used his free hand to strike one of Adonis's nerves, putting him to sleep. He then struck the blade into the ground (Which looked odd considering it's small size). The blue light enveloped the ground, and teleported everyone to another area.
Darkness. When Adonis finally awoke, he couldn't see anything at all. He crawled to what he presumed to be the door and heard 3 voices. One was Gunnut and the other was Wumbo but Adonis could only faintly recognize the other.
"Boss! Adonis has been captured and is ready to use as a message to the world, but, wouldn't this cause what happened last time to start all over again?"
Wumbo responded, "Only if we don't know what we're doing. We'll let everyone know, and convince them that what you just said will be true if they retaliate in an unsatisfactory way. Anyway, sir, exactly what is our plan again?"
The mysterious voice replied, "Don't make me destroy you for incompetence! I've told you a million times. We use Adonis to get what I need. We'll go live with all the other countries, and threaten him unless we get what we want!"
Kevin said to him, "Sir, why would do all that just for one man?"
Angered, the man responded, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE! HE ABSORBED THE ENERGY FROM THE TIME STONE! HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS IF HIS POWER IS AWAKENED! Idiots... Get me online!"
"Sir, yes sir!" yelled everyone else simultaneously. After a minute or two, Adonis could hear the odd man speaking. He couldn't hear the other countries, so the conversation was one-sided to him.
The man spoke, "Greetings world! Yes, it's me. I know. Anyway, I have your buddy Adonis here. This fool absorbed the power from the famed Time Stone, and you know what that means. He is able to do anything he wants if I reawaken his power. I know you want him so either he could help you rebuild your precious lost countries, or to stop me before I use him to take over the world. I'll give him to you, but under one condition. I need you all to help cure me. If you notice my state, you know why I would want the cure. If you accept, I'll send instructions to you all on how to do so. What do you say?"
The man paused before replying to a response, "Oh, right. You have no reason to believe me unless you see the chair leg slugger himself, well, here ya are!"
The door opened slightly and a hand grabbed Adonis, pulling him into the computer room. Adonis was about to tell his captor off before he noticed him.
The man was vaguely humanoid, but he was covered in a dark, purple plasma. His eyes were red and he had fangs. The man turned back to the monitor, "See, world? I have your friend here safe and sound, but I can't guarantee he'll remain snug as a bug in a rug."
The man went up to Adonis and touched his back, making him lose consciousness.
Before he fainted again he managed to say, "Fuck you, Rob. We will stop you again."
After Adonis fainted, 'Rob' turned off the monitor and talked to the now sleeping Adonis, "Rob? Oh, this is just one of my favorite Halloween costumes!
The man tore off his 'skin' revealing someone entirely different underneath... Spartica.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Was the other mysterious voice Spartica or someone else entirely?
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