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(This ep is mostly to relieve tension.)
Episode 4: This Is Where It Gets Freaky
Back at Dion's mansion, some citizens of the different countries were hanging out in the main hall. To be exact, Dion, Zoroark, Sergeant Spike, Uprising, Cast, and Top. After hearing the broadcast from Spartica, everyone decided to loosen up a bit before they had to go back to serious matters. They wanted to have some fun before they had to deal with Spartica. Top walked over to Dion and said, "Dion, while the idea was good, this party is... What's the word? Lacking. How ever can we make it more enjoyable for the guests?" Dion replied, "Bitch, please. I've got a few dozen cases of beer and weed! It'll be sure to make things exciting!" Top eyed Dion before speaking again, "I beg your pardon, but... Half of the people are underage. And one's a baby dragon. Lord knows what he'll do if-" Spike spotted the two and yelled, "BEER AND WEED!"
Everyone started running towards the two, but Cast started tripping everyone in his way shouting, "I need my weed! Givvit here!" Cast drop kicked Top and elbowed Dion to the ground before taking a lighter and lighting some weed. He passed bags out to everyone, but not before soaking it all in beer. Soon enough everyone had their dosage, including Dion and Top who eventually gave in. Now the party starts to get really weird.
"H-Hey, w-we should totally stick a banana inside of Zoroark's belly button. Know what I'm sayin'?" suggested Sergeant Spike. The baby dragon hiccuped and let out a burst of flames that singed Top's mustache. Spike said to him, "Look, my man. I'm sure we could find you another one on Ebay." Top reddened and yelled at the top of his lungs, "THE BABY DRAGON IS HIDING WEED UNDER HIS SCALES!" Everyone stopped and stared, then soon pounced at Spike. Spike let out more fire and burned everyone on top of him before running to the stairs and barfing over the rail. Dion went to the intercom and stated, "Alright, first person to find the golden ticket wins a trip to Wonka Willy's anus factory!" Zoroark lifted up a golden ticket, which in reality was a mouse. "I've got the golden ticket. Whaddu I win?" Uprising slapped him lightly, "Nah man. That ain't a golden ticket. That's Adonis's chairleg, mang."
Zoroark snapped back, "But isn't Adonis in Disney Land with Rob or somethin'?" Uprising replied, "No, dude, I t-, Hey, where are we?" Everyone took a look at their surroundings. They were walking on an invisible walkway in outer space. Spike screamed, "AHHHH!" Dion turned to him, "Ah, fuck dude. I just cleaned that star. Why'd you have to go and piss on it?" Spike responded, "Sorry, Din din. It's just, I swear I saw a British speaking robot with another robot shouting something about space, man." Cast walked by slapping each person in the face as he went. After everyone was slapped he announced, "Guys, seriously? Can you really not take a bag of weed and some beer? We're still in the main hall. See, there's a telephone, a plant, and a-" Cast was interrupted when everyone simultaneously yelled, "A TELEPHONE!?"
Spike was the first to run up to the phone and dialed a number before speaking, "Hello? Is this the pizza guy?"
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While Dion was giving Uprising a blowjob, there was a knock at the door. Dion got up and yelled, "Take cover! It's that monkey with the carrot gun again. I's gots this." Everyone hid, trembling with fear, as Dion slowly opened the door. At the doorstep was someone with a bunch of boxes of pizza in his claws. As far as everyone else, though, they only saw a monkey with a carrot gun. Dion said, "Who are you? What do you want from us!? We're still virgins!" The monkey, who was in reality a Drapion, responded, "You can call me Ranger. I'm the pizza guy. You ordered fifty boxes of weed pizza." Dion stared, mouth agape, "Dude, we totally did order that. Come on in!" The scared scorpion scuttled into the mansion with the pizza.
As soon as he entered, he was knocked unconscious by Zoroark. When he woke up he was tied to a chair and being force fed the pizza. After a few moments Spike asked, "Yo, Britney, how ya feelin'?"
Ranger put a claw to his head before responding, "Like we should stick a banana into the Zoroark's belly button!" Spike nodded and looked towards everyone with a huge grin, "Everyone, he is now one of us!" Cast facepalmed and muttered to himself, "I'll never understand this Zoroark/banana fetish." Soon everyone in the mansion sung a song with each other.
Spike: Never gonna give you up!
Zoroark: Never gonna let you down!
Top: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Uprising: Never gonna make you cry.
Dion: Never gonna say goodbye.
Cast: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you... FUCK THIS!
Cast walked out of the mansion, but not before giving each person the finger. After a few minutes of silence Ranger whispered, "Still a better love story than Twilight..." Spike yelled at him, "Yo, Sanchez! What does my horny owner have to do with this shiz?" Dion screamed, "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" Soon everyone was either break dancing or doing the disco. Top accidentally knocked over a lamp, and dropped his hat. "Op, I've got it," he said to himself before picking up the lampshade and using it as a hat. Spike was breathing fire on the curtains, and scorching all the walls. Zoroark, Ranger, and Uprising were break dancing with each other. Zoroark started going out of control and accidentally brushed by Uprising. Up jumped to his feet and yelled, "WHO THE FUCK WAS THAT!?" Who took a machine gun out of his pocket and proceeded to shoot everything in sight, missing everyone horribly. After the gun finally ran out of ammo, everyone looked around. The hall was totaled and beyond recognition.
"What now?" said Spike after gasping. Ranger looked around, then at Zoroark. He revealed a yellow fruit. "I still have the banana," he said in singsong. Everyone in the room besides Zoroark smiled devilishly.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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