Epic Nintendo Battles Of History -- Yackerz and Brad

[Faker]

Brad and I will be collabing to bring you Nintendo rap battles! If you have a suggestion, drop one by and we'll consider it. If you're thinking of guest starring, give us a tiny verse as any Nintendo character and we'll also consider that!

Our first battle will probably come out either this or next week.

Your first hint: Jerks who are just taking care of work.

[Facilier]

#TeamEdward

I mean, I'm excited!

[Dr. Stein]

Suggestion: Ganondorf vs. Bowser!

[Milotic]

Me gusta. Can't wait. You should make this an audio series if you both have the equipment and time to.

[Facilier]

I don't have this equipment you speak of, but I can rap pretty well.

[Milotic]

That sucks. This honestly could become a very successful youtube series.

[Lancer]

I don't have this equipment you speak of, but I can rap pretty well.

Microphone and Audacity (free program). I have a 33$ mic I found on amazon and it's awesome. PM me if you want a link.

[Facilier]

I got Audacity and I have a mic so I could audio them

[Faker]

*Roy Koopa’s Airship*
*We zoom into it to see Roy K. battling Mario in his main chamber*
Mario lunges for Roy who jumps up on the wall, and ground pounds Mario.
Mario jumps back as Roy proceeds to slash at him with his claws.
Roy jumps up again and Mario goes to fireball him. Roy blocks it,
and attempts to hit him again. Just as he is about to crush Mario,
Mr. (Sonny) Resetti pops up right where Mario is, knocking him out of the way
where he stumbles back right into the open window of the airship. He falls to the ground
as you hear him yelling “Mama Mia”
“Hey bub, whats the big idea?” exclaims Roy Koopa. “WHATS THE BIG IDEA!?”
yells Resetti. “DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT REPERCUSSIONS MISTER? I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS RESTING AGAINST AN OLD AIRSHIP WHEN SUDDENLY IT TAKES OFF, WITH ME CLINGING TO IT. I COULD HAVE FALLEN AND DIED. ALL FOR YOUR STUPID BATTLE WITH A PLUMBER. MINERS ARE WAY BETTER ANYWAY. DO YOU WANT MY MOLE CHILDREN TO HAVE A FATHER? YOU HAVE TO BE MORE CAREFUL OF PEOPLE IN THE WAY YOU TWIT. I BET YOU WON’T EVEN SAVE THE GAME WILL YOU? I SWEAR YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE VILLAGER FELLOW. AND WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THAT SPIKY SHELL. NOW GET ME BACK TO THE GROUND BEFORE I GET REALLY ANGRY”
Roy in turn now gets mad. “HEY, D-DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO? I’M A KOOPA BROTHER, AND I STOMP OUT RATS LIKE YOU”
“BRING IT SHELL FOR BRAINS!”
And the battle began

EPIC NINTENDO BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!
ROY KOOPA!
VS!!
MR. RESEEEETTIIIII!
BEGIN!!

Roy Koopa:
*ROAR* Resetti, I have a dry bone to pick with you!
You're all talk and no muscle, just a sad little shrew.
Gonna crawl up walls, and drop down on your mole ass.
I got Koopa balls, you just give forgetful gamers sass!
Real men wear pink! And Monty is the only mole with worth
Your breath stinks from all the coffee you drink! Go back in the earth
Where no one can hear your first ranting rap verse, or I can put you in a hearse.
If you try and go against me and my brothers, I’ll make sure you face me first!

Mr. Resetti:
Sheesh! I'm interrupted from a bath to face this 70s Godzilla wannabe!?
You stink, you have no flow, you're hideous, and you're always suckin' up to Bowser's D!
Just fuckin' leave, and take your Bullet Bill legion and get your ass back to the Sky.
You got those granny shades and pink cap. Even Luigi's a bigger tough guy!
Look, buddy! You got brawn down pat, but I think a Fuzzy has got your brain,
You ought to go cry to your momma, but you're thinking "Ah, you're lame!"
But I'll let you off with a Warnin'! I'd invite you to my manhole, but we know how that would end.
You're a knockoff Roy Orbison. When I see you, even I press Reset!

*Roy Koopa goes into his shell, and spins towards Resetti, popping out once he was arm distance away from him.*

Roy Koopa:
Shut up you little twit and go back to your shit.
I got big fireballs, you’ve got a tiny drill bit.
ha, even Morton could kick your ass, Sonny!
If I slit your throat Tom Nook'd pay me blood money!

*Mr. Resetti jumps out of the hole and walks toward Morton, angrily*

Mr. Resetti:
You're one of eight! Bowser couldn't hold onto his Peach, so he fucked 'imself!
Where's Kamek's Magic now, Roy? You get less pay than a bum's minimum wage. Hell,
If I got paid a Bell every time your plans failed, I'd be at the Casino with Toad.
Now call yourself Morton, cuz you're my bitch. So scram 'fore I toss you outta this ship shit, back to Koopa Road!

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC *resets*
EPIC NINTENDO *resets*
EPIC NINTENDO BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!

[Milotic]

Nice! The Mario fan(and the animal crossing hater) in me wants to say Roy won, but Mr. Resetti had some mad flow and some pretty slick disses. Can't wait for more. And if you are intending to make this an audio series, I can lend my voice.