Awesome Rap Battles of Awesomeness

[Ezekiel]

Awesome Rap Battles of Awesomeness

Hi guys, Ezekiel here. I've joined the forum just to make this series. :D

Here's the list for the first season of battles. If you can guess the missing rappers then I will add them to the list.

1. Shogo Kawada vs Haymitch Abernathy (Survivors of a death game) COMPLETE
2. Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl vs Robin Hood and Guy of Gisbourne (Vigilantes)
3.Gustavo Fring vs Colonel Sanders (Owners of a fried chicken chain, both have a 'secret recipe')
4. ??? vs Oberyn Martell (Hint-Oberyn's nickname is The Red Viper)
5. ??? vs ???
6. ??? Vs Tallahassee (Hint-The zombie killer not the state)
7. ??? vs Dustfinger (Hint- Fingers)
8. The Bride vs ???
9. Winston Churchill vs ??? (Hint- Woof)
10. ??? vs ???
11. Jesus vs Jesus (But which Jesus?)
12. ??? vs Arya Stark

Other Hints-
There will be two British politicians
There will be two 'Superheroes' in the second half of the season
There may be a battle feauturing Mclovin

Raps will be out every two days, starting today.

Ezekiel, out.

[Faker]

Shogo Kawada vs Haymitch Abernathy would be awesome!

(For the rest of my life every time I hear the name Ezekiel, I'm going to think of Total Drama...)

[Ezekiel]

Announcer:
AWESOME RAP BATTLES OF AWESOMENESS!!

Shogo Kawada!

Vs
Haymitch Abernathy!


BEGIN!

Haymitch:
Let me get this straight kid
You think you’re my equal?
I survived the trilogy
You didn’t even make the sequel
I won the Quarter Quell
I’m the best in the land
Compared to me
You’re just a loser in a headband
You went back into a game
That destroyed your whole life
You’re dad’s a doctor and a fisherman?
Well I fucked his wife
You should just shoot yourself
If you really want revenge
Because we both know it was you
Who killed your fucking girlfriend

Shogo:
You ready bitch?
Shit’s about to go down
You wouldn’t even have won
Without that forcefield around
My games had a psycho
And a hacker and a ninja
Much tougher than your Quell
You had pink birds didn’t ya
I killed a guy with a pencil
I’m a fucking champ
You’re a violent drunk
You’re a glorified tramp
Your whole fucking District
Couldn’t beat my team
We’ll get Mimura and Hiroki
And kick some Katniss Everdeen

Haymitch:
You might stand a chance against Katniss
It’s true
But against the whole district?
Just face it, you’ll lose
Our fandom beats yours
And our fans still want more
And your mom beats Mitsuko
At being a whore

Shogo:
Fuck you asshole

*Shogo swings at Haymitch and misses. Haymitch punches Shogo and knocks him out cold*

Haymitch:
He had that coming. Now excuse me while I go for a drink.

Voice:
Ah-ah-ah, now it’s my turn.

Announcer:
It’s- It’s- Shinji Mimura!


Shinji:
Right then bitch
Let’s get back on track
I missed the clutch shot
But now I’m back
Anti-government hacker
And a basketball player
Got a fan club of girls
‘Cause I’m a fucking slayer
You played by the rules
I built a fucking bomb
And while you trained tributes
I bombed your mom
I’ll beat your Hunger Games from the inside
And don’t ask how
Just banish that thought little man
You’re in Mimura’s world now

Announcer:
Who won?
Who’s next?
You decide!

[Lancer]

le gasp

That was really good! I expect good things from you. Welcome to the forums!

[ZombieLicker]

Wow! You did a really good job there! I cannot wait until your next battle! Like Mancha, or Spock said, welcome to the forum!

[Ezekiel]

Here's the full list guys, and thanks for the feedback.

Here's the list for the first season of battles. If you can guess the missing rappers then I will add them to the list.

1. Shogo Kawada vs Haymitch Abernathy (Survivors of a death game) COMPLETE
2. Kick-Ass vs Robin Hood (Vigilantes)
3.Gustavo Fring vs Colonel Sanders (Owners of a fried chicken chain, both have a 'secret recipe')
4. ??? vs Oberyn Martell (Hint-Oberyn's nickname is The Red Viper)
5. ??? vs ???
6. ??? Vs Tallahassee (Hint-The zombie killer not the state)
7. ??? vs Dustfinger (Hint- Fingers)
8. ??? vs ???
9. Winston Churchill vs ??? (Hint- Woof)
10. ??? vs ???
11. Jesus vs Jesus (But which Jesus?)
12. The Bride vs ??? Vs ???

Other Hints-
There will be two British politicians
There will be two 'Superheroes' in the second half of the season
There may be a battle feauturing Mclovin

Raps will be out every two days, starting today.

Ezekiel, out.

[Lancer]

Here's the full list guys, and thanks for the feedback.

Ooh, you're using Tallahassee! That was a great movie.

Goldfinger vs Dustfinger

[Ezekiel]

Ooh, you're using Tallahassee! That was a great movie.

Goldfinger vs Dustfinger

I know right, I've always been a big fan of Zombieland. As for your guess, it's incorrect, but funnily enough I was originally going to use Goldfinger instead of Dustfinger. The guy who I have planned is very manipulative and cunning, if that's a hint.

[Ezekiel]

Hi guys, Ezekiel here. Just to let you all know, there have been a couple of changes to the rap battle list. The next battle, Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl vs Robin Hood and Guy of Gisbourne will be posted in a couple of hours.

[Ezekiel]

Note: The following battle contains spoilers for the recent movie 'Kick-Ass 2'


Announcer:
Awesome Rap Battles of Awesomeness!!

Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl!


Vs

Robin Hood and Guy of Gisbourne!


BEGIN!

Robin Hood:
So you’re the new hero
Out roaming my woods
This isn’t New York kiddo
This is Robin Hood’s hood
We’re the merry men
And we own the streets
And we piss off the Sheriff
Satisfaction guaranteed
We rob from the rich
And give to the poor
If you rap against us
You’re gonna get floored
From Nottingham to Locksley
We fight day and night
Like Justice Forever
But the men wear tights

Kick-Ass:
Men in tights?
Dude that sounds lame
I’m a superhero
The definition of fame
You were branded a traitor
And you lost all your land
You’re an outlaw with the backstory
Of the King’s fucking Hand
It took you three whole seasons
To beat the bad guy
And after all that shit
You just fucking died
You’re too jealous of Gisbourne
I mean dude, come on
Isn’t it Marion’s choice
If she wants to suck his Little John?

Guy of Gisbourne:
Watch your mouth kid
Just shut up about Marion
Or else I’ll beat you to death
And leave you as carrion
Even the viewers rooted for me
In the final season
Some even cried
When I got poisoned
I was Prince John’s pawn
I’m not gonna lie
But that all changed
When I switched to team good guys
My sister was a bitch
That’s also true
But we made her and the Sheriff
Go BOOM!

Hit-Girl:
You bitches haven’t
Seen anything yet
I’m the final boss
I’m the ultimate threat
I own the streets
I helped beat the Mother-Fucker
And while Dave kicked his ass
I fought Mother Russia
She got the upper hand
Started whooping my ass
It’s called adrenalin bitch
Then I shanked her with glass
I can take a punch easy
Like eating a snack
I’m Frank Castle Junior
Better watch your back

Announcer:
Who won?
Who’s next?
You decide!