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Thread: Awesome Rap Battles of Awesomeness

  1. #1

    Awesome Rap Battles of Awesomeness

    Awesome Rap Battles of Awesomeness

    Hi guys, Ezekiel here. I've joined the forum just to make this series. :D

    Here's the list for the first season of battles. If you can guess the missing rappers then I will add them to the list.

    1. Shogo Kawada vs Haymitch Abernathy (Survivors of a death game) COMPLETE
    2. Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl vs Robin Hood and Guy of Gisbourne (Vigilantes)
    3.Gustavo Fring vs Colonel Sanders (Owners of a fried chicken chain, both have a 'secret recipe')
    4. ??? vs Oberyn Martell (Hint-Oberyn's nickname is The Red Viper)
    5. ??? vs ???
    6. ??? Vs Tallahassee (Hint-The zombie killer not the state)
    7. ??? vs Dustfinger (Hint- Fingers)
    8. The Bride vs ???
    9. Winston Churchill vs ??? (Hint- Woof)
    10. ??? vs ???
    11. Jesus vs Jesus (But which Jesus?)
    12. ??? vs Arya Stark

    Other Hints-
    There will be two British politicians
    There will be two 'Superheroes' in the second half of the season
    There may be a battle feauturing Mclovin

    Raps will be out every two days, starting today.

    Ezekiel, out.
    Last edited by Ezekiel; 08-18-2013 at 01:19 PM. Reason: Added list

  2. #2
    Shogo Kawada vs Haymitch Abernathy would be awesome!

    (For the rest of my life every time I hear the name Ezekiel, I'm going to think of Total Drama...)
    Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.

  3. #3
    Announcer:
    AWESOME RAP BATTLES OF AWESOMENESS!!

    Shogo Kawada!

    Vs
    Haymitch Abernathy!


    BEGIN!

    Haymitch:
    Let me get this straight kid
    You think you’re my equal?
    I survived the trilogy
    You didn’t even make the sequel
    I won the Quarter Quell
    I’m the best in the land
    Compared to me
    You’re just a loser in a headband
    You went back into a game
    That destroyed your whole life
    You’re dad’s a doctor and a fisherman?
    Well I fucked his wife
    You should just shoot yourself
    If you really want revenge
    Because we both know it was you
    Who killed your fucking girlfriend

    Shogo:
    You ready bitch?
    Shit’s about to go down
    You wouldn’t even have won
    Without that forcefield around
    My games had a psycho
    And a hacker and a ninja
    Much tougher than your Quell
    You had pink birds didn’t ya
    I killed a guy with a pencil
    I’m a fucking champ
    You’re a violent drunk
    You’re a glorified tramp
    Your whole fucking District
    Couldn’t beat my team
    We’ll get Mimura and Hiroki
    And kick some Katniss Everdeen

    Haymitch:
    You might stand a chance against Katniss
    It’s true
    But against the whole district?
    Just face it, you’ll lose
    Our fandom beats yours
    And our fans still want more
    And your mom beats Mitsuko
    At being a whore

    Shogo:
    Fuck you asshole

    *Shogo swings at Haymitch and misses. Haymitch punches Shogo and knocks him out cold*

    Haymitch:
    He had that coming. Now excuse me while I go for a drink.

    Voice:
    Ah-ah-ah, now it’s my turn.

    Announcer:
    It’s- It’s- Shinji Mimura!


    Shinji:
    Right then bitch
    Let’s get back on track
    I missed the clutch shot
    But now I’m back
    Anti-government hacker
    And a basketball player
    Got a fan club of girls
    ‘Cause I’m a fucking slayer
    You played by the rules
    I built a fucking bomb
    And while you trained tributes
    I bombed your mom
    I’ll beat your Hunger Games from the inside
    And don’t ask how
    Just banish that thought little man
    You’re in Mimura’s world now

    Announcer:
    Who won?
    Who’s next?
    You decide!
    I Has A Tiger

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    That was really good! I expect good things from you. Welcome to the forums!
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  5. #5
    Wow! You did a really good job there! I cannot wait until your next battle! Like Mancha, or Spock said, welcome to the forum!
    Hi. I am Seth

    If you like comic books and rap battles, be sure to check out my thread in the FMERB section. hope to see you there!

  6. #6
    Here's the full list guys, and thanks for the feedback.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ezekiel View Post
    Here's the list for the first season of battles. If you can guess the missing rappers then I will add them to the list.

    1. Shogo Kawada vs Haymitch Abernathy (Survivors of a death game) COMPLETE
    2. Kick-Ass vs Robin Hood (Vigilantes)
    3.Gustavo Fring vs Colonel Sanders (Owners of a fried chicken chain, both have a 'secret recipe')
    4. ??? vs Oberyn Martell (Hint-Oberyn's nickname is The Red Viper)
    5. ??? vs ???
    6. ??? Vs Tallahassee (Hint-The zombie killer not the state)
    7. ??? vs Dustfinger (Hint- Fingers)
    8. ??? vs ???
    9. Winston Churchill vs ??? (Hint- Woof)
    10. ??? vs ???
    11. Jesus vs Jesus (But which Jesus?)
    12. The Bride vs ??? Vs ???

    Other Hints-
    There will be two British politicians
    There will be two 'Superheroes' in the second half of the season
    There may be a battle feauturing Mclovin

    Raps will be out every two days, starting today.

    Ezekiel, out.
    I Has A Tiger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ezekiel View Post
    Here's the full list guys, and thanks for the feedback.
    Ooh, you're using Tallahassee! That was a great movie.

    Goldfinger vs Dustfinger
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  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by SPoCK View Post
    Ooh, you're using Tallahassee! That was a great movie.

    Goldfinger vs Dustfinger
    I know right, I've always been a big fan of Zombieland. As for your guess, it's incorrect, but funnily enough I was originally going to use Goldfinger instead of Dustfinger. The guy who I have planned is very manipulative and cunning, if that's a hint.
    I Has A Tiger

  9. #9
    Hi guys, Ezekiel here. Just to let you all know, there have been a couple of changes to the rap battle list. The next battle, Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl vs Robin Hood and Guy of Gisbourne will be posted in a couple of hours.
    I Has A Tiger

  10. #10
    Note: The following battle contains spoilers for the recent movie 'Kick-Ass 2'


    Announcer:
    Awesome Rap Battles of Awesomeness!!

    Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl!


    Vs

    Robin Hood and Guy of Gisbourne!


    BEGIN!

    Robin Hood:
    So you’re the new hero
    Out roaming my woods
    This isn’t New York kiddo
    This is Robin Hood’s hood
    We’re the merry men
    And we own the streets
    And we piss off the Sheriff
    Satisfaction guaranteed
    We rob from the rich
    And give to the poor
    If you rap against us
    You’re gonna get floored
    From Nottingham to Locksley
    We fight day and night
    Like Justice Forever
    But the men wear tights

    Kick-Ass:
    Men in tights?
    Dude that sounds lame
    I’m a superhero
    The definition of fame
    You were branded a traitor
    And you lost all your land
    You’re an outlaw with the backstory
    Of the King’s fucking Hand
    It took you three whole seasons
    To beat the bad guy
    And after all that shit
    You just fucking died
    You’re too jealous of Gisbourne
    I mean dude, come on
    Isn’t it Marion’s choice
    If she wants to suck his Little John?

    Guy of Gisbourne:
    Watch your mouth kid
    Just shut up about Marion
    Or else I’ll beat you to death
    And leave you as carrion
    Even the viewers rooted for me
    In the final season
    Some even cried
    When I got poisoned
    I was Prince John’s pawn
    I’m not gonna lie
    But that all changed
    When I switched to team good guys
    My sister was a bitch
    That’s also true
    But we made her and the Sheriff
    Go BOOM!

    Hit-Girl:
    You bitches haven’t
    Seen anything yet
    I’m the final boss
    I’m the ultimate threat
    I own the streets
    I helped beat the Mother-Fucker
    And while Dave kicked his ass
    I fought Mother Russia
    She got the upper hand
    Started whooping my ass
    It’s called adrenalin bitch
    Then I shanked her with glass
    I can take a punch easy
    Like eating a snack
    I’m Frank Castle Junior
    Better watch your back

    Announcer:
    Who won?
    Who’s next?
    You decide!
    I Has A Tiger

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