He dreams of ponies.
He dreams of ponies.
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Mew: Mmmh... LAWLzoR~ <3
Spoiler:
Joke answer:
Ruling the world with an army of ponies and bats by my side! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!!
Real answer:
Well, for some reason, a lot of my dreams this week and last week have all had to do with Jirachi. Other than that, I mostly dream of things bat, scorpion, and snake related.
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
I am not a bank robber , I am a drug dealer!
- From the SnL skit , (go watch it )
My entry :
Hey, I didn't know she was a cop, cops usually don't buy weed!
Spoiler:
Judge: Sir, why are you in court today?
Man: I was just helping the officer! He said ''Sir how high are you?'' and I replied "No, it's 'Hi sir, how are you?"
Spoiler:
I couldn't have killed that guy, I was busy beating my wife.
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.