"Is your refrigerator running?"
SAY THAT AGAIN
The Ghostbusters are killed, engulfed in marshmallow.
Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!Spoiler:
Bane kills Batman, and blows up Gotham.
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Men in Black 3: J and K both get hit by Apollo 11 and die.
Brokeback Mountain: Instead of fucking each other, one of them sleeps with the horse as the other one walks in on it.
Resident Skumfuk
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Gaston shoves Belle off the castle, killing her, and marries the Beast instead. How nice.
Man, I really need a signature...
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Katniss and Peeta eat the poisonous berries.
Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.
It is discovered at the end of Nemo that Nemo was just a hallucination made by Marin's mind to cope with the loss of his wife and all of his kids. The egg that survived at the end of the shark attack died in the egg.
That isn't depressing at all now is it?
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