Scenes From a Hat

[YellowNerd]

Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?

[rangernumberx]

Any more before I change the topic?

[GonadTheNomad]

Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Or, alternatively:

Oh, [Father's name], that feels nice

[Clemi]

What you don't want to hear in the middle of the night.

"shhhhhh, just go to sleep"

[The Element Commander]

*slurp, lips smacking* I loooove the taste of fresh meat.

[rangernumberx]

"Alright, so let's have a look through the computer's history..."

Next topic. Inside the president's email inbox.

[Uprising]

"Those Damn Syrians..."

[Lancer]

How to enlarge your stimulus package in just 47 easy steps.

[GonadTheNomad]

"Facebook: Joe Biden likes your status"

[Clemi]

Topic : 1v1 me fgt
From : edward snowden