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    rangernumberx's Avatar A Beautiful Sunset at Noon
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    People who didn't get the job. Yep, that's it. Go nuts.
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    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Ronald McDonald; White Guys
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    Act uqa wa it
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    rangernumberx's Avatar A Beautiful Sunset at Noon
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    *Walks onstage* *Walks offstage*
    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mew View Post
    *The mods laugh as all the ex-mods who couldn't send in a new application in time are pounding on the door, begging to be let back in*
    I am dying from reading this one. This was a good one.

    Resident Skumfuk

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    *SEXUAL TENSION*

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    ...I can almost smell your acumen
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    Dion the great, the first to spoketh with peter the nice, the first to modeth globally, the first to donatith
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    Dion's a true ERB gambler
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    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
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    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chat Box
    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dion: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
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    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
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    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
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    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I am dying from reading this one. This was a good one.
    That's possibly my favorite one so far.

    Mashups destined to fail. That's in any media.
    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    Bohemian Bangarang

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    Things you're unlikely to hear at a police station.
    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I once heard Ranger was a legend.
    Now I can confirm Ranger is a legend.

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    "THis is a stick-up! Gimme your money, fool!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by rangernumberx View Post
    Things you're unlikely to hear at a police station.
    Forget about Internet Piracy, let's go solve crimes.

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    "Why yes, I did get As in high school"

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