Scenes From a Hat

[YellowNerd]

"I'll rip your arm off and beat your baby with it!"

[LAWLzoR]

"Just like the Moon landing and claims of the Earth being spherical, your birth certificate is fake!"
-RedneckHick09

[Facilier]

"Alright, so let's have a look through the computer's history..."

Next topic. Inside the president's email inbox.

Senate Paintball Game/BBQ 2013 all governmental members welcome EXCEPT BUSH BECAUSE OF LAST YEAR.

[rangernumberx]

A glimpse into the dreams of Umbreon. And here...we...go.

[GonadTheNomad]

"I'm not a duck, I'm not a duck, I'm not a--WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB DROP YA"

*Wakes up in a cold sweat*

[ArtworkByAutumn]

Today is Monday

[LAWLzoR]

Dammit! I KNEW I should've evolved into Flareon. KNEW IT.

[Clemi]

A glimpse into the dreams of Umbreon. And here...we...go.

"Fucking Clemi, you better work on ERBOF you lazy piece of shit"

[YellowNerd]

"I should buy a boat"

[rangernumberx]

Hmm, that went surprisingly well. Maybe I should rephrase the one about Mew's dreams to be similar. Anyway, Video game logic applied to real life.