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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

  1. #11
    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore View Post
    Audio version by Pool and his brother: https://soundcloud.com/adam-yolosnap...t/lyrical-gold
    Pool never ceases to amaze me.
    ear raep
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Writers -
    Batman4Real
    The Fourth Gunnut
    PolarBore

    Cover - http://i.imgur.com/UAFqDFm.png?1

    Battle -
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    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    DUBSTEP
    VS
    GEORGE WASHINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
    BEGIN!

    Dubstep
    I've got mad skills, I'm Umbreon, demon spawn.
    I'll kick your ass with wubs, and then you'll mow my lawn

    George Washington -
    I'll take a bite out of you with my wooden teeth,
    and then beat you to death with a... CHERRY TREE!

    Dubstep -
    WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB YOU DUBDUBDUBDUB, you're a total scrub!
    I have a duck on my side, I'll wreck you in the TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB
    Eeeewweeeee-owwwwowwwwww​ chick chock
    PEWWWWWWWWWW BOOOOOOOOOOOF .

    George Washington -
    I CARVED MORE BITCHES OUT WITH MY FUCKING WOODEN TEETH
    YOU THINK I'M SCARED OF SOME MUSIC THAT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A QUEEF?

    Dubstep -
    I attack, you decay! LEAVE LEAVE, STAY
    I'll electronically beat your ass either way!

    Washington -
    YOUR MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE ME WHEN I'M HAVING A SHIT
    AND YOUR DIFFERENCES IN LEVELS ARE BIGGER THAN MY TEETH DENT
    Last edited by Poles; 10-14-2013 at 02:20 PM.

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    y u no ending gag
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Writers -
    The Fourth Gunnut
    Umbreon
    (That's right, I didn't help write this one.)

    Battle
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    Terrible Rap Battles of Meh!

    The Devil
    vs
    SAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    Satan -
    I AM SATAN
    YOU SUCK DICKS

    Devil -
    I AM DEVIL
    YOU ARE A PRICK
    You think you're tough? You're just Santa with a pitchfork!
    Just don't open ur mouth, put it around a cork cock!

    Satan -
    I WAS WITH YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!
    HER ASS IS WHAT I FUCKED!
    COOL FIRE, BUT YOU WON'T BURN ME!
    I'M S-A-T-A-N
    AND I LIKE YOUR MOM'S TITTIES!

    Devil -
    YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST OF STUPID, YOU DUMBASS!
    I IS THE GENIUS WITH TRUE CLASS
    SO YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!

    Satan -
    I'd kiss your ass, but you ain't got shit!
    You can't diss a dude without the wit!

    Devil -
    YOU IS A HOMO, YOU QUEER!
    I'MMA BANG YOUR WIFE ON THE FIRST OF THE YEAR!
    YOU ARE A GAY ASS SCRUB,
    AND YOU SUCK MORE THAN BEELZEBUB

    Beelzebub -
    Did somebody say Beelzebub?
    Yo I'm the host with the most... something that rhymes with most.
    You assholes made a.. uh... made..a..uh...MADE SOMETHING
    Oh, I got it.
    Did somebody say Beelzebub?
    Yo, I'm the host with the most pitchfo'ks
    Assholes made a mess, and I'm the result!
    Satan, you can't spit more than Christmas gifts! And The Devil has a had like a bevel!
    "Does that make sense?"
    NO MATTER, because I'm pwning you to the pub!
    I'm the pinnacle of anti-gods, my name is Beezlebub!

    Lucipher -
    Did somebody say... anti-god?
    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    You wanna fuck with me?
    You are gay, so you can suck my pee!
    Dude, I'm your worst bad dream!
    These ripoffs getting creamed
    by Lucipher: Me!
    Beezlebuddy, take your ownage to the bank, it's all you'll ever got!
    Devil can't have cake and eat it too
    And Satan, you can eat your fucking poo!
    *explodes*

    WHO WON? idgaf
    WHO'S NEXT? Stop yelling at me
    YOU DECIDE! WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES (huehuehuehue) OF MEH
    eeeeeending gaaaaaaaaaag


    Audio Version: https://soundcloud.com/adam-yolosnap...stan-vs-stanan
    Last edited by Poles; 10-14-2013 at 02:20 PM.

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    I'd italicize the guy commenting on the ending gag
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    Writers -
    SPECIAL GUEST UPRISING! YAAAAAY
    The Fourth Gunnut
    PolarBore
    Batman4Real

    Battle -
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    TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF MEH!
    OBAMA
    VS
    SAMBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    BEGIN!


    Obama -
    ERM.. UH... YOU LOOK LIKE A LLAMA
    WHEN PEOPLE GET ANGRY THEY SCREAM "THANKS SAMBAMA"!
    I'M DISSING THIS CHEESECAKE SAMMICH TO THE END OF MY TERM
    YOU AIN'T GOT NO DISSES, BUT ILL GIVE YOU A PERM
    I GAVE MICHELLE MY GOOD SPERM

    Sambama -
    I BRING PEACE TO ALL OF ERB LAND
    YOU AIN'T EVEN ANY COLLEGE GRAD
    I FUCK BITCHES PEACEFULLY.
    I'D RING YOU FOR ADVICE, EXCEPT NOT REALLY!
    *cough* Gah, yelling.
    I'm a pacifist, but I'll knock you the fuck out.
    You couldn't even afford an elephant snout!

    Clemi -
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    Sambama -
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMM THAT'S RIGHT

    Obama -
    I'm a pimping badass, you can't get your ducks in a row.
    Uhhhh... you're whiter than snow!
    Republicans are losers, so I hope you're a Republican!
    We've got so much money in America that we can afford fans!
    I'll wreck your ass like it be an executive order.
    Fuck your pacifism, you nonviolence hoarder

    Popeyes Lady -
    THAT WAS A DAMN GOOD VERSE

    Sambama -
    You've got hard rhymes, but I've got a hard paenus!
    My raps are hotter then Venus!
    You've got hard rhymes, but you ain't got a sweater.
    I'll wreck your Exec mess like it was your wife last Winter
    I'm the Romney to your Obama, and...uh...I lost. Bye.

    PolarBore -
    That verse sucked more than Wisconsin!

    Uprising -
    DID SOMEBODY SAY...WISCONSIN?
    YO, I'M THE HOST WITH THE MOST CHEESE WHEELS
    I SHOP AT SCHEELS BECAUSE... yeah.
    I SUGGESTED EMINEM VS GHOST RIDER, FELLA!
    YOU'VE GOT LESS SWAG THAN AN UMBRELLA!
    YOU LIVE IN HOUSES, WELL, I LIVE IN WISCONSIN,
    AND NOTHING IS BETTER THAN FUCKING WISCONSIN!
    HOW MUCH MORE CAN I MENTION WISCONSIN IN THIS VERSE?
    WISCONSIN WISCONSIN *shot*
    DAMMIT GONAD

    Gunnut -
    SORRY!

    PolarBore -
    I guess I need to show these losers how to rap!
    Nah, I'll just go fap.

    WHO WON? Thanks, Sambama.
    WHO'S NEXT?Thanks, Obama.
    YOU DECIDE!Thanks, Uprising.

    TERRIBLE...uh...JOKE BATTLES....uh, um, uh....OF MEH!
    Last edited by Poles; 10-14-2013 at 02:20 PM.

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    Masterpiece.

    Thanks to me in a part, BTW.
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    That was amazing.

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    If you guys ever do an audio of this, I'm up for it.

    If you want me to review something of yours, click me.
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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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