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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

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    *requests permission to rap this*


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Batman View Post
    *requests permission to rap this*
    Of course you can.

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    Writers -
    PolarBore
    The Batman
    (Barely) The Fourth Gunnut

    Cover - http://i.imgur.com/ri4oW1r.png?1

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    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    JESUS
    VS
    BREEEEEEEEEEESUS

    Jesus -
    I have crackers to pwn you, cracka
    I'll destroy you like Mole, Whack-a
    I can walk on wat-aw, I can fornicate your daugh-taw
    You suck so much dick, you must've gotten that from your moth-aw!

    Breesus -
    The 2nd chapter of my book, says to kick your ass
    Touchdown, touchdown! I'm fishing you like my bass
    Fite me bruv, tis the way you'll be slayed
    Everyone knows ye have never been laid!
    I'm the best, you're the lamest Jesus, kiss my anus
    Learn to grape it
    You cant make it
    Let's all fake it
    And do it with your slave kit

    Jesus -
    I eat little turds like you.
    Your fanbase is full of nerds, it's true.
    You're a filthy stinking pile of poo.
    I can feed an entire zoo with a shoe.


    Breesus -
    Jesus, you're not real, ask any atheist
    And you're not black, which must mean you're a racist
    You may think that you're the royal king (royal king!!!)
    But every sunday I put up points on the other team (other team!!!)
    Touch my footBALLS Jesus, it's where you belong
    I have a big dong

    Jesus -
    Shut up, fool.
    I'm Jesus.

    Breesus -
    Fool, shut up.
    I'm Breesus.

    Cheesus -
    YO GUYS, I'M SUPPA COOL
    YOU GUYS JUST FOOLS, AND REALLY BIG TOOLS
    YOU WILL DROOL WHEN YA SEE ME
    CUZ I MAKE ALL THE WOMEN SWOON WHEN THEY SEE ME
    YOU BOTH HAVE VAGINAS
    I'M GOING TO TAKE A VACATION TO THE CHINA,
    IF THAT DOESNT SURPRISE YA!
    AND THEN I'LL CHILL OUT IN NORTH CAROLINA

    Wright Bros -
    AIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

    Cheesus -
    I AM UPRISING
    YOUR RAPS AREN'T SURPRISING
    YOU SMELL LIKE MY NEIGHBOUR'S DOG NAMED ZING
    AND I PREFER GOOGLE OVER BING

    Bing -
    GAAAAAASP

    Cheesus -
    I HAVE A LARGE PENIS
    I BET YOU WANNA SEE IT
    I AM SUCH A WISCONSINITE GENIUS
    I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT RHYMES WITH GENIUS

    Crowd -
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Cheesus -
    MY MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME TO FORGET THE HATERS
    AND IM NOT TOO FOND ON MASTURBATORS
    I HOPE YOU BOTH GET EATEN BY ALIGATORS
    MY CAREER IS LIKE AN ELEVATOR
    UM...JOHN MADDEN!

    John Madden -
    JOHN MADDEN
    JOOOOOOOOOOOHN MADDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

    Cheesus -
    ALRIGHT, I GOT IT
    MY RHYMES ARE VERY LEGIT
    THEY'RE ALSO SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALITDO-SHIT
    WAIT, DID I JUST CALL THEM SHIT?
    UM... HELP ME MACHO MAN

    Macho Man -
    OOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    NOTHING RHYMES WITH YEAAAAAAAAAH
    SO I'LL JUST DO SOMETHING ELLLLLLLSE
    I'LL BITE INTO YOU LIKE A SLIM JIM
    CHEESUS' BROTHER IS NAMED TIM
    JESUS, YOU NEED A TRIM
    BREESUS, YOU NEED TO GO TO THE GYM
    YOU BOTH JUST GOT SERVED
    AND THE CROWD JUST OBSERVED

    Cheesus -
    THANKS, I NEEDED THAT
    I'LL PIN BOTH OF YOU DOWN ON THE MAT
    YOU'RE BOTH SMALLER THAN A RAT
    I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY BASEBALL BAT
    OH, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
    TOO BAD, SOON YOU'LL BE SPLAT

    Crowd -
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    People Reading At Home -
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    The Whole World -
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOH

    Cheesus -
    THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS
    CHEESUS IS OUT, YOU FUCKING BUSTERS
    YOU GUYS ARE WORSE THAN MUSTARD
    YOU'RE ALSO WORSE THAN CUSTARD
    NOW I'LL GO EAT SOME PEANUT BUTTER AND HUMP MY BUTLER

    Who won? Nobody, that sucked.
    Who's next? Hopefully no one.
    You decide! I just did, dumbass.

    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF ME HE HE HEEEEEEEEE

    Last edited by Poles; 10-14-2013 at 02:23 PM.

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    We created a masterpiece.


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    Cheesus won.

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    I'm gonna rap this


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    I will make a much better version.
    I am the first and ONLY WWERBOH.COM champion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milotic View Post
    I will make a much better version.


    IT'S ON


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    So Gas vs Gers finally has a cover...
    http://i.imgur.com/rODoOql.jpg

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    Omg, I need to make an audio version of that xD
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