View Poll Results: Who won?

Voters
7. You may not vote on this poll
  • Nicolas Cage

    4 57.14%
  • Marshall Mathers

    3 42.86%
Page 5 of 40 FirstFirst ... 3456715 ... LastLast
Results 41 to 50 of 397

Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

  1. #41
    I am the first and ONLY WWERBOH.COM champion.
    Spoiler: 


  2. #42
    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    WA, USA
    Posts
    4,916
    Blog Entries
    161
    Quote Originally Posted by Milotic View Post
    If one listens closely, the verbal 's are audible.
    Spoiler: 

    Act uqa wa it
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
    uqa
    wa
    it
    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

  3. #43
    Poles's Avatar Senior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Location
    Know Your Role Boulevard
    Posts
    6,814
    Blog Entries
    48
    Cover - http://s571.photobucket.com/user/kis...286f4.png.html

    Writers -
    Milotic
    GNT-005
    PolarBore

    Battle
    Spoiler: 

    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    RYU AND KEN
    VS
    BERT AND ERNIE!


    Bert and Ernie:

    Bert - These fighters don't stand a chance against our verbal delivery
    Ernie - We'll own your asses fast, call it a flawless victory.
    Bert - I mean, look at our competition, a goddamn Ken doll?
    Ernie - We'll be you and Barbie's final downfall!
    Bert - You two just need to stop with the violence, keep your cool
    Ernie - Also listen up, because you both are getting schooled!
    Bert - I think we're in good, I'm feeling pretty lucky.
    Ernie - I like our chances more than I love ducky!


    Ryu and Ken:

    Ryu - I had a thought, just between you and me,
    Ken - You guys should've stayed in basement 123
    Ryu - You two haven't got a chance in this rapping bout
    Ken - With all these disses that we're kicking out
    Ryu - That's right, Ryu and Ken be stealing the show
    Ken - Gainst two fools always outshined by Elmo!
    Ryu - You've got no temper, you just can't take it
    Ken - And you think ice melts 'cause of fish in a blanket!


    Bert and Ernie:

    Bert - Calm down there, we both know you two are already losing
    Ernie - Challenging us was a worse idea than Street Fighter the movie!
    Bert - You have your fancy kicks and weird ass super powers
    Ernie - You're nothing but a couple'a cowards sharing showers
    Bert - You think you're retro, but we're childhood classics
    Ernie - I'm getting kind of thirsty, dissing these street fightin' asses!
    Bert - We've heard you two try to fightback, but it's time to retreat!
    Ernie - So to both you unworthy bitches, get the hell off our street!


    Ryu and Ken:

    Ryu - I'll hadouken these homos, send em into another dimension
    Ken - Shoryuken these suckers, add to my trophy collection
    Ryu - This team is letting out a rampage, center stage amazed
    Ken - The duo lyrically setting these two hand puppets ablaze
    Ryu - Your show is full of happiness, joy and glee
    Ken - But you both suck ass, just sing after me
    Ryu - Ernie, you're no angel, and Bert, you're pure evil
    Ken - The best Tourney Tag Team just crushed ya like a beetle!

    Last edited by Poles; 05-20-2014 at 07:12 PM.

  4. #44
    Spars's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    New Orleans (close enough)
    Posts
    19,205
    Blog Entries
    20
    That was awesome.


    Spoiler: 






    Thanks peeps <3333

  5. #45
    Uprising's Avatar Lifetime of Green
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    13,582
    Blog Entries
    27
    Good battle, but too good for a Meh battle IMO.

  6. #46
    Poles's Avatar Senior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Location
    Know Your Role Boulevard
    Posts
    6,814
    Blog Entries
    48
    Quote Originally Posted by Uprising View Post
    Good battle, but too good for a Meh battle IMO.
    That's the point.
    We decided to do a twist where the suggestion is terrible but the battle is good.

  7. #47
    WWEFan's Avatar Ladybug Pajamas
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    United States of 'Murica
    Posts
    6,482
    Blog Entries
    1
    Is it bad that when I read that, I heard ChaoticRapBattles as Ryu and VGRB as Ken? xD
    Some people call me Jacob (and you're certainly welcome to), but on this forum I go by the name…

    WWEFan!


  8. #48
    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    WA, USA
    Posts
    4,916
    Blog Entries
    161
    Quote Originally Posted by WWEFan101 View Post
    Is it bad that when I read that, I heard ChaoticRapBattles as Ryu and VGRB as Ken? xD
    GOOD IDEA. *Reads*
    Spoiler: 

    Act uqa wa it
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
    uqa
    wa
    it
    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

  9. #49
    Samos's Avatar Super Moderator
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    Maryland, United States
    Posts
    7,162
    Blog Entries
    32
    This is the rough draft of the Obama vs. Sambama battle.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DEmHHFlvjM

    If you want me to review something of yours, click me.
    Spoiler: 


    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

  10. #50
    Poles's Avatar Senior Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Location
    Know Your Role Boulevard
    Posts
    6,814
    Blog Entries
    48
    I updated the OP with links to each battle, if anyone cares.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •