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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

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    Cover - http://i.imgur.com/tNWCy1r.jpg

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    (HeroSamuel made the cover)

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    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    GAS
    VS
    GERS
    PART TWO!

    Gas -
    Uh, nigga
    This money stack behind me's just gettin' bigga
    Yo, I'll pop a cap in ya' after I pull this trigga
    Oh, and your wife? She's a gold digga
    And after this battle, I'mma be the winner
    Uh, this liquor is gettin' pretty bitter
    I bet that nobody reads what you post on Twitter
    Uh, I think I'mma go see some strippers
    Just sit here, son, before I toss you in the river!

    Gers -
    You are the pinnacle of pitiful
    You're a miserable individual, you're despicable
    Your minimal intellegence should make you a criminal, you imbecile!
    Oh, and put on this collar, you bitch
    That, or you can just go die in a ditch!
    I am like a fucking god, you're nothing but an itch!
    You think you're rich? I've got millions
    My rhymes are synonymous with fuckin' brilliance!

    Gas -
    Really? Is that all you got?
    I will hit you with a shot, then watch your body rot
    You think you're the best? I think you're just a mess!
    And I doubt that you've ever seen a girl's breasts!
    I'll spray you with this pesticide *pause* ******!
    And I'll tell ya what, your jokes are worse than Bob Saget's!

    Gers -

    Is that really all?
    I mean, damn, it's like I'm rapping against a wall.
    I'll just let you know that you're a fucking twat
    And after reading your lines I was like "wat".

    Taw -
    -TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATAKESAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
    I am here to stick my foot up your ass
    One of you needs class, the other is oh, so fats
    I mean, both of you need to lose some mass
    It's like both of you are cows, and all you eat is grass!
    Yo, homies
    You're both fucking phonies
    So listen closely, and suck it slowly!
    Last edited by Poles; 10-14-2013 at 02:27 PM.

  2. #52
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    Finally the finale.

    Cover - http://i.imgur.com/hpQRmNn.png

    Writers -
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    PolarBore

    Spoiler: 

    Terrible Joke Battles of Meh!
    COCOJOE
    VS
    GOOOOOOOMYYYYYYYYY
    BEGIN!

    Cocojoe -

    Cocogo fuck yourself, you look some sludge.
    You look like a candy bar, I hope you taste like fudge.
    I'll smash you so bad you'll be nothing but goo!
    Oh wait, looks like I don't have to
    The level you get to your final form is TOO DAMN HIGH
    How the fuck are you a dragon you pile of grey slime?
    "Does this look like the face of mercy?"
    Yes, it also looks like the face of pussy
    You suck dick, you prick, and everyone can see
    That between you and me? You're always crashing in a tree

    Goomy -

    Take a look at this face, bitch: http://i.imgur.com/5jxFcH3.jpg
    Does it look like I give a fuck?
    You finally took those Coconuts out of your mouth, but it still sounds like you suck!
    Im goo with attitude, and I actually exist
    So goo jump off a cliff, you dumbass dick!
    Get on your knees, and prepare to get slimed!
    Looking at your ugly face makes me cry evertim

    Cococomando -

    I WILL PISS ON YOUR FACE!
    YOU'RE A SLIMY DISGRACE!
    I'LL WIPE OUT YOUR WHOLE RACE!
    I'LL PUT YOU RIGHT IN YOUR PLACE!
    QUIT TOYING AROUND YOU GREY LITTLE BITCH!
    STFU BITCH I'LL KILL YOU AND BURY YOU IN A DITCH!

    Sliggoo -

    You would know about toys, Captain Coco Cocommando!
    Sligoo fuck yourself, you dumbass ho!
    This battle is over, b*tch, Sli-GG-oh.
    Now go and get your ducks in a row!

    Raptor Jesus -
    Accept me in your hearts as the world's greatest MC
    Or I shall tear them right out of your chest in peace
    I'll beat your asses so hard, they'll be DinoSORE
    And then I'll cry out "ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAR"
    You there, Sliggoo, your raps are slow as a slug!
    And you Cocommando, quit acting like a thug!

    Based God -

    Raptor Jesus had a lamb,
    He ate it with mint jelly.
    And everywhere that RJ went,
    The lamb went i- *Wilhelm Scream*

    Shrek -

    OUT OF MY WAY, BITCH, PLAYTIME IS OGRE
    BROGRES, ARE YOU GUYS EVEN SOBER?
    I'LL BREAK YOUR BACK, THEN MAKE YOU HUMBLE
    PUT UP YOUR DUKES, AND GET READY TO RUMBLE
    I BET THAT ALL OF YOU LIKE HAVING GAY ROMPS
    GET RIGHT BACK IN YOUR VANS AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SWAMP

    Soup -

    Did someone say a word that begins with s and ends with p?
    Soup, bitches? the real god is here
    And I'm about to dis some fucking queers!
    My raps are so hot, you'll have to stir them first
    And, guess what, I don't need a whole verse!

    Doge -

    sum1 say doge
    so dumb u r
    i'll crash into u wif car
    my raps mak u say wow
    what i did to ur mom is plow
    much gay
    wut u say
    why am i here i alredy beat u anyway
    k

    Jimmy Russels -

    Stop yelling, there is no need to be upset.
    Choosing to battle me is something you'll regret.
    Shh no tears, only nightmares now.
    You guys can't rap, so let me show you how.
    Sliggoo, you're a sligdoosh who's ugly as fuck.
    And Cococomander? you just plain suck.
    Raptor Jesus, I'll make you extinct.
    And Shrek's verse, like him, really stinks.
    Soup, you literally have no muscle.
    Doge, you're a bitch, you don't want to tussle.
    Now I gotta go, I'm in a hustle. Jimmies Status: Unrustled {} Rustled {x}

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECI-
    what? Sliggoo is evolving!
    Congratulations! Your Sliggoo FINALLY evolved into Goodra!
    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    Last edited by Poles; 10-14-2013 at 02:25 PM.

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    Graphic Designer / YouTuber. Usually known as Mancha!

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    That was absolutely beautiful.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Last edited by Poles; 10-06-2013 at 04:51 PM.

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    If you want me to review something of yours, click me.
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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

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    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
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    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel View Post
    That was kek.
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    If you ever need me for an audio of a battle i'll be happy to help.
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    If you wanna put me in a fic or something, you may! Just let me know so I can read it when it comes out

    Hi, im Chris! I also go by Umbreon, Jira, Jirachi, and Mimikyu :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon View Post
    If you ever need me for an audio of a battle i'll be happy to help.
    Dittooo.
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon View Post
    If you ever need me for an audio of a battle i'll be happy to help.
    Me too.

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