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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

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    Writers -
    GNT-005
    Uprising
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    Cover - http://i.imgur.com/sJBKlW2.png


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    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    FAT ALBERT
    VS
    GUY WHO GOT GRINDED ON BY MILEY CYRUS ROBIN THICKE
    BEGIN

    Fat Albert -

    You are a bitch ass punk who is full of gay
    I'll beat your ass faster than you can say HEY HEY HEY
    HEY HEY HEY! You aren't invited to the PAR-TAY-TAY!
    You hate these Blurred Lines?
    Well, I got my name on the signs

    Robin Thicke -

    Your jelly rolls may not be blurred, but they are lines!
    Get your fat ass out of the way, this battle is mine!
    Lemme take off these sunglasses that I always wear indoors
    So I can let you know that your mom is a whore!
    I have number one hits, you never touched a girl's tits
    And you won't win this battle without the wits

    Barney -

    Hey kids! Purple dinosaur stealing the show!
    I'll show what it's like to deliver real verbal blows
    I may be a dinosaur with imagination and shit
    But your stupid ass shit isn't worth an acoustic shit!
    Don't twerk, THINK OF THE CHILDREN
    It hurts their eyes, you may kill them
    I totally don't molest these kids
    So don't call the cops, sunshine and rainbows! Uhh...word that rhymes with kids!

    Paul McCartney -

    Hello there, I'm the Walrus,
    I will run over you with this bus.
    I will England-mount your wife in bed!
    And let her give me head!
    And now she dick-done dead!
    When you see me, you get massive erection
    You are all worse than One Direction!

    White T-Shirt -

    Sup there, bitches, t-shirt here to rhyme
    When I'm done here, you'll be cotton outta time!
    You'll find your rhymes no compHarrison to my collar of comedy
    Being dissed by me has no proven remedy
    Hey there Delilah, you should wear me!
    Because you have large titties!
    So I've thoroughly washed you all out to dry,
    looking at your face makes me cry evertim.
    #rekt

    Shrek -

    OH HAI THERE LADDIES, WELCOME TO MY SWAMP
    YOU'LL ALL GO GAYLIC FOR MY RHYMES AND HAVE A ROMP
    YOU THINK YOU'RE AN ALL STAR? WELL I'LL CRASH INTO YOU WITH MY CAR.
    I'M THE BEST RAPPER HERE SO FAR.
    WHEN I TAKE STEPS, I SURELY DO NOT BUMBLE
    BE PREPARED TO RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE
    THIS BATTLE IS OGRE NOW, YOU'VE ALL BEEN #REKT
    SO GOODBYE, BITCHES, AND WELCOME YOUR KING, SHREK

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    WE DECIDE!
    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    Last edited by Poles; 10-14-2013 at 02:27 PM.

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    Gheylic*

    It's a pun, you see.

    Gaelic, Shrek... ghey...
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    I wrote some lines too.....


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightning4Real View Post
    I wrote some lines too.....
    No you didn't.

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    I laughted :c

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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarThor View Post
    No you didn't.
    You removed the other ones I wrote but I wrote this one..

    Your jelly rolls may not be blurred, but they are lines!
    Get your fat ass out of the way, this battle is mine!


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightning4Real View Post
    You removed the other ones I wrote but I wrote this one..

    Your jelly rolls may not be blurred, but they are lines!
    Get your fat ass out of the way, this battle is mine!
    I remember Uprising writing those, and I removed nothing.
    You left before we started writing.

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    No I didn't..

    I was under the name "Gonad" and I wrote that line. I also wrote 2 others which were removed.... I left after we had Barney done... because I had to go.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightning4Real View Post
    No I didn't..

    I was under the name "Gonad" and I wrote that line. I also wrote 2 others which were removed.... I left after we had Barney done... because I had to go.
    To the Chatzy I go!

    Edit: You did write that line. Cool.
    And I didn't use the other lines because they didn't flow at all with the rest.
    Last edited by Poles; 10-09-2013 at 05:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightning4Real View Post
    No I didn't..

    I was under the name "Gonad" and I wrote that line. I also wrote 2 others which were removed.... I left after we had Barney done... because I had to go.
    NAME THIEF D:
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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