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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

  1. #71
    Baldy Jr's Avatar Super Moderator
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    Do you use Audacity? If so, how do you do double tracking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    it’s my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

  2. #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo View Post
    Do you use Audacity? If so, how do you do double tracking?
    Highlight section of audio ---> Duplicate (Under Edit Menu) ---> Highlight Duplicate ---> Change Pitch (Under Effects) As Desired
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GNT-005 View Post
    Highlight section of audio ---> Duplicate (Under Edit Menu) ---> Highlight Duplicate ---> Change Pitch (Under Effects) As Desired
    Spoiler: 


    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    it’s my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

  4. #74
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    Cover - http://i.imgur.com/MXi78bu.png

    Writers -
    SPECIAL GUEST YELLOWNERD! YAAAAAY
    GNT-005
    Uprising
    PolarBore
    HeroSamuel

    Spoiler: 

    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH
    DOCTOR WHO
    VERSUS
    SHAKESPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAA


    Doctor Who -

    Actually, if you don't mind it's just "The Doctor"
    You got completely destroyed by a children's book author
    I met your wife last night, and guess what? I COCKED HER.
    Your wife also said that between you and me, you were softer!

    Shakespeare -

    You are an ass, you aren't even real!
    I was with your mom last night, she squealed!
    Your rhymes are more of a tragedy than Green Eggs and Ham!
    Oh wait, that isn't my book...umm...HAM...let

    Doctor Who -

    My time traveling skills are unmatched, my bro who knows he's really a ho
    When somebody asked me if you wrote good material, I said...NO
    You copied off of the works, you're a notorious stealer
    I visited your parents once, your mom's slut and your dad was a drug dealer!
    Wanna know how many good lines I have? More than three!
    And this battle will be finished VERY quickly.

    Shakespeare -

    Those rhymes were faker than the Notorious Tim!
    I had to use this line since jokes should be made about him!
    And I'll have you know I finished your mom quickly!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
    My rhymes are sickly!

    Gonad -
    They call me Gonad, and you bet I have balls.
    This battle'll be your final downfall
    When I rap, hell freezes over the ground
    Because my rhymes are most definitely profound
    I have a rapestick, I'll show you what I'm about
    I'll put my foot up your ass and kick you out.

    Skrillex -

    You're not rapping, Gonad, it's like you're singing the blues
    I drop the bass, and my balls drop too
    You are a fat steaming pile of poo!
    And guess what, Dr. Who? I DON'T LIKE YOU!
    I MAKE MORE NOISE THAN A WATER BALLOON
    SHAKESPEARE, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD FROM YOU
    I GUARANTEE THAT YOU'LL BE PREGNANT BY NOON
    OR POSSIBLY AFTER NOON, NOT TOO SURE
    BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A BIRD?

    Krypto -

    Did somebody say Bird? Because I'm not one of those
    But I can tell you that you are all hoes
    My raps will keep you on your toes
    Are you ready to get your canis kicked? Well, here it go- *SHOT*

    Batman -

    Yo, I'm Batman
    I have a hat, man
    And you're fat, man
    And a cat, man
    So take that, man

    Red -

    ... ........ ... ...?
    ... .... ...'. .... .. .... .... ...!
    .... .... .......!
    .............. .... .... ........ .......
    ... ..... ........ . .... ....? ... ....... .... ....... ..... ........!
    ... .... .... .. ...., >​ >​>​>​>​ >​>​>​ >​>​>​>​ >​>​>​!

    YellowNerd -

    Your friendly neighborhood gif basket here to show
    how 7 people can really show you guys how to blow
    I'll show you how a felllow in yellow could be so mellow
    Throwing these joes disses like donatello in full auto down below
    Call me a maestro, I rap in mono, Winning against me is like winning the lotto
    I'm psycho! I make time my yo-yo, Doctor, What can you show?
    Now all of you, Obey the pharaoh and get outta the window!

    Who Won?
    Gunnut - Me
    Who's Next?
    YellowNerd - Me
    We Decide!
    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH
    Last edited by Poles; 10-14-2013 at 02:27 PM.

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    Thanks peeps <3333

  7. #77
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    So, I felt the need to take down the Fat Al vs Thicke video, unfortunately.

    It seems I misinterpreted the Terms of Use of the website I got the beats from beforehand and it would indeed be copyright infringement to use them in a video for the world to see.

    I'll find a solution to finding beats for Shakespeare vs Who soon, I assure, but I won't be getting them from websites anymore.
    Spoiler: 

    Act uqa wa it
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

  8. #78
    OFFICIAL VIDEO FOR GHOST RIDER VS EMINEM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJQKvjeDOoM
    Check out the forum topic for Season 4!
    Ask QUESTIONS and make REQUESTS!

    http://www.erboh.com/forum/showthrea...odies-Season-4
    Spoiler: 

  9. #79
    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    So...peeps...

    As far as audio versions go, Meh Battles (As well as ERBoF, not that audio or written battles are too up and coming lately.) needs a beat guy.

    Because, there is a lack of beats out there that you can just sort of use for even a non-commercial, for fun, audio battle, particularly if you upload to YT.

    So, beat guy of the future, haelp.

    The amount of room in our hearts for you in compensation can be negotiated.
    Spoiler: 

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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Writers -
    SPECIAL GUEST ALEJANDRO!
    ALSO SPECIAL GUEST WUMBO!
    SO MANY SPECIAL GUESTS!
    Gunnut MKVI
    Lightning4Real
    PolarThor
    Uprising

    Spoiler: 

    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    BLACKBEARD
    VS
    A SCIENTIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
    BEGIN!

    Blackbeard -

    SHIVER ME TIMBERS LADDY, YOU LOOK LIKE A NERD
    YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX, YOUR SOCIAL LIFE IS A TURD
    I'LL SHOOT YOU UP WITH THIS HERE FLINTLOCK
    I HAVE A VERY SUPER LARGE COCK
    SO ENJOY LIVING ON YOUR FUCKING ROCK
    WHILE I ROCK THE HIGH SEAS, DOC, SO EAT MY SOCK
    WHAT DID YOU INVENT? A FUCKING CLOCK?

    A Scientist -

    I'm smart, but it doesn't take smarts to know you smell!
    If you really think you're awesome, just... lel
    You won't have my booty, mine is theoretically stunning
    I'm so awesome while you're yo-ho-ho-ing and rum-ming
    I've got chemicals, and elements, and shit like that
    While you suffer scurvy and get bit by rats
    So, sit down, son, have some orange juice
    It is inevitable now that you will lose.

    Blackbeard -

    LOOK AT MEH BEARD, I'M THE AL QAEDA OF THE SEA
    YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRL WHO FUCKS YOUR ELEMENT, PERIODICALLY
    I'LL RADON YOUR ASS, LIKE SALT IN THE WOUND
    I DON'T NEED A CUTLASS TO RHYME AGAINST YOU
    IT'S BRAINY AGAINST BRAWNY, I'M LIKE A PAPER TOWEL
    THIS BATTLE WILL LEAVE YOU TRAUMATIZED IN THE BOWELS

    A Scientist -

    A decent verse? That's not how this goes.
    I'll wreck your ass, and all of your hoes.
    Your mom was bowel hurt in bed last night,
    Because I had intercourse with her, mmmmhmmm that's right.
    My test tube puts your penis to shame
    I have a very large brain
    You know you're off bad when I'm not the most lame.
    ARRRRRGH, is the sound I made with your mum, technically speaking.
    I don't what sort of shit you're supposed to be Edward Teaching.

    Blackbeard -

    ARRGH, matey, time to die.. ARGH
    You suck lots of pee... something that rhymes with ARGHHHHH
    YOUR RHYMES MAKE ME WANT TO YELL AAAAAAAARGHHHH
    I WILL CRASH INTO YOU WITH MY FUCKING PIRATE SHIP
    YOU ARE A LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
    YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY 0 WIT
    I LIKE YOUR MOM'S CLIT
    GO SHIP IN A SHIPYARD YOU TWIT
    IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, I'M A FUCKING BRIT

    A Scientist -

    Yes, you are a Brit, and you have teeth to show it
    I gave you the chances to rhyme, and you fucking blew it
    You got your Jack sparrows, your davey jones, THE FLYING DUTCHMAN
    It's not just a theory your rhymes belong in a trash can
    I'm stirring up the atomic masses, you know I got Bad Religion
    So why don't this Bearded Lady head back to the kitchen?
    *drops mic*

    Blackbeard -

    OH, THERE'S NO WAY I CAN WIN ANYMORE
    UM... YOUR MOM'S A WHORE
    MATEYS!

    Other Pirates:
    YARR HARR DEE DUH LEE DEE
    WE ARE ALL PIRATES SO SUCK ON OUR PEES

    Blackbeard:
    ARGH, I BE THE OBVIOUS BETTER RAPPER!
    Your eating time is up, whitey, because

    Parrot:
    Polly want a cracker!

    A Scientist -

    While you're fighting off the Navy
    I have safety gear, it takes hits for me
    My lab techs mix compounds for me
    Yo, colleagues, finish this verse for me

    Other Scientists -

    THEY GAVE ME A NOBEL PRIZE YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME
    I'LL BLOW YOUR ASS UP LIKE IT WAS CHEMISTRY
    I MIX ELEMENTS FOR FUN YOU KNOW I STEAL THE SHOW
    CAUSE WHEN I ROCK THE MICROPHONE I- *test tube explodes*

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!
    TERRIBLE *squawk* JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    Last edited by Poles; 10-17-2013 at 07:09 PM.

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