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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

  1. #101
    Lohuydahutt's Avatar Senior Member
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    I feel proud of my work =P

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    I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)

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    NICE JOB TEAM

    WAY TO WRITE A BATTLE

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    If we do a audio of this (inb4stfugonad), Iceberg should have a Russian accent.

    And I should voice iceberg.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut MKVI View Post
    If we do a audio of this (inb4stfugonad), Iceberg should have a Russian accent.

    And I should voice iceberg.

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    Have fun finding enough people to do it :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boretic View Post
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    Have fun finding enough people to do it :P
    Six characters in nuthin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunnut MKVI View Post
    Six characters in nuthin.
    Ermagerd I kall Avalugg

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    Cover - http://i.imgur.com/NyCKMzg.jpg

    Writers -
    Gunnut MKVI
    Uprising
    Umbreon
    PolarBore
    President Sambama

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    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH

    Sambama:
    HEY YOU
    I'VE BEEN PRACTICING MY RAPPING SKILLS FOR ALMOST 3 MONTHS
    I AM READY TO ACTUALLY PUT UP A FIGHT INSTEAD OF LOSING HARD LIKE LAST TIME
    DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?


    SAMBAMA
    VERSUS


    Obama:

    I'll wreck your ass, again, like it be an executive order!


    OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    TWO!
    BEGIN!


    Sambama -

    Face facts, no one takes you seriously anymore Barack!
    Don't believe me, you bitch, just LUKADIS FOTUGRAF http://www.imglols.com/obama-story-telling/
    I’ll Barack your exec mess like your wife last winter!
    So come and touch my wood, be careful not to get a splinter
    I'll give you a nice glass of MiLK, or maybe some WatAAAW
    I like you better in this battle, Obama! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wC7Yr2OASU
    Call me Ted Cruz, ‘cause I’m shutting this guy down
    The only reason you were elected was because you were BROWN!


    Obama -

    They say your mother was a great man, you must be what's left!
    My name is Obama, and I like your non-existant girl's breasts!
    You made a shitton of reviews, not one worth readin'
    By the end of this battle... my raps will... uh... make you stop breathin'!
    I bet that GM stands for gay man
    At least in America, we can actually afford fans!
    I see this... uh... cracker STILL doesn't have his ducks in a row
    This dirty little hoe has absolutely no flow!


    Sambama -

    Easy ears of life, I can't stand a racist!
    I love the coloreds and the queers, just ask your mom!
    Wait, I just realized that your mom is white.
    Uh....YOUR MOM'S SKIN IS LIGHT
    They call me Sambama, cause I make them bitches swoon!
    My raps are hotter than Neptune!
    You should be a-Biden your time better, you're filthier than a roach!
    I could make a better presidency with my weiner....
    DOGE


    Obama -

    I see your rapping skills haven't improved at all
    This HipsterSandwich really knows how to suck balls!
    My raps'll hit you hard, uh... harder than a drone strike
    This swaggot ****** should just shut up and put down the mic!
    Sam, face it, you literally have no muscle!
    You end up with your jimmies rustled every time we try and tussle
    You can't put up a fight, you can't even moderate a forum
    I've kicked your ass TWICE, and for Christmas I had a foursome
    No matter how many rematches we have, I'll win, that's a fact
    Listen, Sammy Boy... your little white ass got capped.

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    WE DECIDE!

    TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

    Uprising -

    SUM1 SAY WHITE?
    CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE, YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME?
    I SPIT HOT CHEESE WHEN I'M SHREDDING THIS CHEESE
    BLOW IT UP LIKE A DAIRY COW, WHILE I'M BALLING IN WAUSAU
    DOING CHEDDAR SLICES AND SCHOOLING EVERY WISCONSINITE WHORE
    I'M A CHEESE HEAD IN EARLY TO MID ADOLESCENCE, MY CHEESE DOES NOT MAKE ME SNEEZE
    THE LAST CHEESE THAT DISAGREED WITH MY STOMACH WAS LEFT TO COLLECT MOLD SO CHEESE COME AT ME
    YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE EATING, WHEN YOU TRY TO BUST A TOOTH ON A CHEESE LIKE DEEZ
    YOU'LL FIND THAT THE EX-ITALIAN CHEESE IS THE BEST CHEESE IN THE GREEN BAY, WISCONSIN CHEESE

    WHO WON? Thanks, Sambama
    WHO'S NEXT? Thanks, Obama
    WE DECIDE! Thanks, Uprising
    TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE​E EEEEEEEEEEEEErible joke battles of meh

  8. #108
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    Uprising's verse was the best.

    Because I wrote it.
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    TERRIBLE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL WOOHOO

    Writers:
    Polar
    President Sambama

    Cover: http://i.imgur.com/7uQrSqq.png

    Battle:

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    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH
    THE CHURCH
    VERSUS
    SCROOOOOOOOGE
    BEGIN!


    The Church -

    DUCK YOU SCROOGE MCDUCK
    I WAS WITH YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT, HER ASS IS WHAT I FUCKED
    I GIVE AWAY MY MONEY YOU JUST KEEP IT FOR YOURSELF
    TIME FOR ME TO GET ANOTHER WIN AND HANG IT ON MY SHELF
    LUKADIS FOTUGRAF I FOUND OF YOU: http://i.imgur.com/YQC7JDx.jpg
    ALL ALMOST 100 OF YOUR MOVIES SMELL LIKE POO
    ARE YOU AND JACOB MARLEY TOGETHER? THAT'S VERY GAY
    Not that there's anything wrong with that I just don't think you should have the right to get married because that would go against the biblical definition of marriage and because YOU'RE GAY


    Scrooge -

    SCROOGE YOU, YOU BIG BLACK CUNT
    WHY DO YOU KEEP HATING ON GAYS, ARE YOU SMOKING ON A BLUNT?
    IF I WANTED TO SPEND AN HOUR READING BOOKS, I'D JUST GO TO A LIBRARY
    I MEAN COME ON WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET GAYS MARRY
    I BAH HUMBUGGED ON YOUR MOM'S FACE LAST NIGHT
    YOU HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING RIGHT
    YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE YOUR FIANCEE DIDN'T LIKE YOUR "TINY TIM"
    I'M A BUSINESSMAN, YOU'RE A SPECIMEN OF SIN


    The Church -

    YOU'RE JUST AN OLD MAN WHO PUTS HIS DENTURES IN A JAR
    YOU CHUMP, I'LL CRASH INTO YOU WITH MY CAR
    I MADE YOUR MOM TURN THE OTHER BUTTCHEEK LAST NIGHT
    YOU'RE REALLY NOT THAT BRIGHT
    I'LL MAKE YOU SEE THE LIGHT
    EBENEZER, YOU'RE JUST AN OBESE GREASY SLEAZE SQUEEZING A DISEASED PETER
    THAT NO SKEEZER WOULD TOUCH IF SHE HAD FIFTY FOOT TWEEZERS
    *mic drop*


    Scrooge -
    Yeah, it's diseased, because I SCROOGED YOUR MOM
    My rhymes will blow you up like a bomb!
    You just need to accept that you can't spit
    You stupid ass shit ain't worth an acoustic shit!


    The Church -

    AW (you're going to) HELL NO
    YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CHEAT ME MR. BAH HUMBUG ALL THE TIME
    I'LL TAKE YOU
    AND YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND BOB MARLEY
    AND ALL YOUR SPERMY GHOST GUYS
    AND SEND YOU TO HELL

    Scrooge -

    YOU SUCK MORE THAN GRINCH AND DONALD TRUMP
    I'VE SEEN BETTER RAPS FROM PEOPLE WITH A GENITAL LUMP
    JESUS CHRIST, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN
    YOU SUCK MORE THAN SPLOOGE, YOU CLOWN!


    Splooge -

    Did someone say clown
    YO I JUST CAME OUT OF A DICK, BUT NOW I SEE 2 MORE
    THE CHURCH OVER THERE, I HEARD YOUR MOM'S A WHORE
    NEED TO STOP HATING ON GAYS, LET EM TEACH YOU HOW TO DRESS
    DEFEATING YOU IS MY QUEST
    SCROOGE, YOU'RE A SCR-DOOSH
    WHAT THE DICKENS IS WRONG WITH YOU
    YOUR FACE LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE POO
    AND YOU'RE A JEW
    SO FUCK YOU
    I NEED TO
    Go

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    WE DECIDE!
    TERRIBLE JINGLE BELL-TTLES OF CHRISTMAAAAAS
    I'm so punny, right?

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    Taking writing credit because I wrote the acoustic shit line.

    I technically cowrote this battle.

    But good battle though, for TJBoM standards.

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