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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

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    I WAS IN THE CHATZY WHEN THIS WAS BEING WRITTEN AND ALTHOUGH I WROTE NO LINES MY PRESENCE INSPIRED THEM TO WRITE THIS BATTLE.

    THAT IS ALL.


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    FUCKING FINALE TIMEEEE
    WRITERS -
    SPECIAL GUEST CLEMI!
    UPRISING
    WUMBO
    SAMBAMA
    POLARBORE


    LATE COVER - http://i.imgur.com/fe80DTF.png

    BATTLE -
    Spoiler: 

    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH
    DICKS
    (The Pikachu)
    VERSUS
    PAUL WALKERRRRRRRR
    BEGIN!

    DICKS -
    SUCK ON ME YOU CUP OF PEE
    YOUR MOM LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
    PAUL WALKER YOU'LL NEED A WALKER AFTER I'M DONE WITH Y'ALL
    LIKE MILEY CYRUS YOU CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING PAUL


    Paul Walker -
    Do I have to rap against that stupid Pokemon ?
    Lame ! You're a shame, I'm doing this only for the fame
    I rap like my movies, too fast and furious for your crotch
    I'm a former millionnaire, you're a dick fatter than Notch


    Rob Ford -
    did someone say crack
    yo i'm the host with the most pussy to eat
    paul walker, i have a bigger need for speed
    DICKS you suck


    Brian -
    I'm a dog, dawg
    I died but i'm back, dawg
    I'm a dog, dawg
    I should make a blog for dogs, dawg


    Morgan Freeman -
    I died this year too
    You guys all suck poo
    I was the president of South Africa
    Oh wait, that was Mandella


    Hugo Chavez -
    MAN, YOU MAKE ME SICK, AND YOU'RE A JEW
    PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA WHILE YOU EAT STEW
    I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING, SO GO FUCK YOURSELF
    WHAT RHYMES WITH SELF

    Roger Ebert -
    Your verse was good, but not as good as the last movie I saw!
    Wait, the last movie I saw was Saw, and I can't rhyme saw with Saw, because that's bad rapping, so, uhh...Monday Night Raw!
    Shit, that's not a movie, but then again i'm dead so how can I even rap this defies all logic ever
    Uhh, what rhymes with ever, i'll never know, WAIT WAIT WAIT NEVER YEAH NEVER I CAN RAP NEVER


    Margaret Thatcher -
    TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YOU
    i'm also dead too
    they call me the iron lady
    because i rap better than slim shady


    Squiward's Hopes and Dreams -Margaret is an old pig, she can go mate with herself
    Nobody will miss her while I made Squadward cry, RIP in peace myself
    Fuck your hopes and dream, I am clearly the best
    The iron lady can't handle me, and fuck the rest

    James Gandolfini -
    I'll wreck you guys cause I'm a real wild thing
    You all can't handle the words I sing
    *gets shot by Tupac's bullet from Tupac vs. Cosby*
    Gandolfini the White -
    DO NOT TAKE FOR FOR SOME CONJURER OF CHEAP TRICKS
    I DON'T GIVE A FAWKES YOU GUYS, ESPECIALLY NOT D*CKS


    Cory Monteith -
    I think I was on Glee or something
    It's time for my verse to take wing
    I'll kick all your asses gleefully
    You guys wanna buy some heroin


    Hiroshi Yamauchi -
    President of Nintendo!
    Something that rhymes with that
    When I'm over with you, you'll be splat
    You all suck.


    Peter O'Toole -
    I am dead but have no fear !
    Except you Hiroshi, you are the real tool here
    My flow is just like me, it used to be ill !
    You nerd, I just hope you got killed !


    Wumbo's Knee -
    Snap, Crackle, Pop! It's Wumbo's Knee here to give you hell!
    My rhymes are so dope I put the MC in MCL
    I might not be able to walk, but I'll kick you in your face
    And #rek you so bad, you'll need a brace!


    Uprising's Love Life -
    So supposedly i'm dead even though i'm just inactive
    Uprising's friend -
    YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND UPRISING
    YOU SUCK DICKS OBVIOUSLY-RISING
    Uprising's Love Life -
    Wrong, diznacklenutsizzlebagfin​aggler, i'm just inactive!


    Makers Studio's forum -
    We are dead, is that even a surprise ?
    We are so bad at everything, even our CEO cries
    How can I rap against something that doesn't exist ?
    You got Shamowned dude, no need to get pissed


    Detroit -
    Welcome to DE-TRIZZITY-TROIT, BITCH
    We be up in dat bankruptcy like it's nothing, BITCH
    Our economy is failing more than the Lions, BITCH
    If you think you can win this battle you must be lyin', BITCH


    Michael Schumacher -
    I'm not dead
    I still Vermount your wife in bed
    Apparently I'll be dead soon though
    See you later, bros.


    Rob Chudzinski -
    So I just got fired, so I guess i'm dead
    But i'll take my Browns and wipe them on your head
    Corey, you sucked on Glee
    Compared to me, you guys are crashing into trees


    Actual Music Taste -
    What rhymes with ‘hug me’?
    Get me broccoli while I play Monopoly.
    Shout out to my stove I'm like what up stove
    I think my point has been made, next verse GO!


    JP Morgan -
    Did somebody said... Monopoly ?
    I'm JP Morgan, you know who rocks the comedy
    Don't panic baby, but you're gonna crash !
    Like Schumarer or Paul Walker's ass !


    Donald Trump -
    Wake up, Scrooge, i'm about to take a Dickens of a dump
    Oh shit, i'm not battling Scrooge...you CHUMP
    I KICK PUNKS LIKE YOU OFF THE STREET
    YOURE FIRED...SKEET SKEET SKEET


    Justin Bieber's Relevance -
    My fellow Beliebers I am officially retiring
    NAH JK FUCK THAT I JUST WANTED TO LEAVE YOU GIRLS CRYING
    FUCK BILL CLINTON TOO no wait I'm sorry please forgive me
    Bill Clinton:
    no


    Guy Who Voiced Luigi -
    I have a name, but I don't remember what
    You guys all like it in the butt
    I was on The Jeffersons, and other stuff too
    You guys suck more than Doctor Who. Yep. That's right. I said it. Currently waiting for whovians to attack me.


    Packers Defense -
    GOOO PACK GOOOOOO
    except we're all pretty slow
    we *might* sack you with a dom capers blitz
    green bay is so full of crackers we call it ritz


    Mayan's Prediction -
    THE WORLD IS GOING TO END ! JK
    We did it for the 2012 film with Michael Bay
    I mean, there's explosions and such... You see
    And.. Fuck it, Packers, you are not very squeezy


    Mike Shanahan:
    Oh, what's that it's 1st and 10? RUN THE BALL TO MORRIS
    Oh, what's that it's 3rd and 12? THROW A SEVEN YARD PASS
    Oh, what's that my phone is ringing, I hope it's not someone gay
    Oh hi Donald Trump, what was that you wanted to say?


    Dion's Innocence
    hi i'm dion :3 anime and erb is fun!
    *goes to college*
    I'm dead inside
    nothing is fun
    look at my bum


    Mikhaïl KALASHNIKOV -
    Who am I?
    *googles*
    Oh, I invented the AK47! Uhh... hi.
    You suck.


    Paul Bearer -
    The Undertaker is going to take away your soul!
    When he defeats you, you won't be on a roll!
    The Undertaker is amazing and that's what I believe in
    Dammit, where the hell is he? Wait, I died before the FRICKING DEADMAN? WHAT EVEN


    Chris Benoit -
    i killed pplz
    it wasnt mah fault
    fak rhyming my brain has damage
    barnacles


    Tom Clancy -
    I'll lock you in a cell like a criminal in the winter
    So come suck my wood, be careful not to get a splinter
    *googles*
    Why the fuck did I mix up Tom Clancy with Sam Fisher
    Seriously, how the fu-anyway, BEATING ME? HA YOU WISH-er


    Gonad -
    hey guys it's me, your good old member
    who cares about Clancy, it' gonad, you remember ?
    if not i am gonna kill you again with my rapestick
    no wait i was kidding i quit


    Wumbo's Sense of Humor -
    I don't know why I'm writing this I'm pretty funny
    ..uh your nose is runny
    Polar: WUMBO YOU SUCK
    GO FUCK A DUCK
    *banhammers*


    SwagCheese -
    Yo, it's SwagCheese, I make banners and shit!
    You guys are gonna lose harder than Sambama did!
    Remember that time Giggles and I went on a blind date?
    Of course you don't, you were too busy masturbate...ing.


    The Chat -
    ded
    That's what I am, cause i'm the chat after nobody said anything in me for fakn five minutes on the head
    Why are so many people inside me, I feel so raped
    At least I wasn't graped


    The Governor -
    Hey, I'm the Governor
    There's a forumer called the Governor
    He stole my name
    He's lame


    Lemons -
    sup sukas i got that citrus swag
    i'm so sour clemi will gag
    i kicked limes ass, he's not likeable
    i rode over him with my bike...able.


    Clemi's Wallet After Steam Sale -
    Lemons ? Fuck you guys, I'm the real lime shady's wallet
    Yo Clemi, give me a hand ! - No, go back in my pocket
    Look at these games, Game Dev tycoon looks really wow
    Oh no I got no more money, guess I'll have to give blowjobs now ;-;


    Lonesome George -
    Died in 2012, but whatever, fuck the admins
    You all belong in recycling bins
    I never had sex, but you all got screwed by me
    My death was the only one that made people cry really


    The Dinosaurs -
    Roar bitches we're dinosaurs we eat meat and grass
    I hope a T Rex rapes you, you'll be a dino-sore-ass
    A meteor or aliens took us out that's fine
    Our raps will blow you up like mines


    The Notorious T.I.M -
    How can one die if they never truly existed?
    And how can one live they never truly got fisted?
    That was awkward.
    Doorknob.


    Tiny Tim -
    I can't walk!
    But I still rock!
    And you all suck!


    Dr. Who's franchise -
    Ooh, actually if you don't mind it's just The Doctor's franchise
    I met your wife last night and guess what? I COCKED HER INSIDES
    Died 12 times, but it's you guys who need to get a life!
    Now I am going to drop the mic.
    *drops mic*


    phpbb -
    phpbb, best thing since hot water
    While you like having sex with your daughter
    I hate you franche cause you suck, so are your scripts
    You are Vbulletin, except you sucks more penis


    Breaking Bad -
    I am the Danger.. I AM THE ONE THAT KNOCKS
    You see your wife? I GAVE HER MY COCKS
    Walt Jr has palsy
    Mike Shanahan has palsy


    Dumbledore -
    The prophecy also forgot to say
    That I knocked your ass back to Walter Grey
    Check your meth, they call me the big boss you're shit
    Nice assistant.. Hey, wanna buy some heroin thing ?


    How I Met Your Mother -
    I don't watch this show...
    BUT YOU ALL BLOW
    I think there's a guy named Barney?
    If not, sorry!


    Faith in humanity -
    I'm gone and dead because Freddie Mercury is dead
    He's the only one who brought any of me to restore but now i'm dead
    Being dead sucks, I wish I was dead
    Oh wait, I am, your mom gave me head in bed


    Redskin's playoff hopes -
    We're the best, man, better than all of you dicks
    Well, we can't win, but we can get good draft picks!
    Oh wait, no we can't, I forgot
    Please make this season stop


    The Jets' Playoff Hopes -
    Hooray! We're 8-8!
    That's better than last year so let's masturbate!
    I mean we didn't make the playoffs..
    And we'll have bad draft picks..
    ohgod i just want to know what winning is like

    Zhao Wang -
    Umm, I'm a fictional character, so eat meat!
    VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE
    I'm probably Asian or my writer is making assumptions, maybe
    VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE


    Wang Chao -
    Uprising made me up!
    His nickname is Up.
    But I'm a real person! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wang_Chao_(...
    You suck worse than...
    idk


    Kanye West's Credibility -
    Yo Wang Chao, I'm really happy for you
    Imma let you finish, you chinese doodoo
    I may be dead, but It's all about philosophy
    And at least, I probably fucked a girl called Sophie


    Dr. Who's apparition -
    I already wrote a Who verse, who cares any more
    Um, your mum's a whore
    Beating you isn't even a chore
    Your raps aren't polar cold, but they are a bore.

    Kim Kardashian's Chances of Having An Abortion -
    I broke up with Justin Bieber, sadface
    But at least I'm not the 300 apparition of a dick face
    I have a child and I'll teach him how to duck face
    You're still nothing, so why the long face ?


    Slenderman -
    Yo, I'm Slenderman!
    I got FKKN BNND
    After I posted stuff about Spartica, that bitch
    I also liked to pretend I was in Anonymous


    Justin Bieber's career -
    Why am I getting these same characters over and over
    Seriously guys this isn't funny any mo-re
    Sambama is here writing another Bieber verse
    Help me get out of this place please


    Stan from the Eminem Song -
    Sup Slim, I'm writing this from the bottom of the sea
    You only replied to me after I died, suck my pee
    I have to rap against these guys, they can poop in a jar
    I'll drown them like my girlfriend in the trunk of my car


    Uprizzicus -
    FOR THE GLORY OF SPARTA or something like that
    What the hell kind of name was this
    It was asking for a joke like Up-jizz-icus
    Idiotic name, why must you have even existed?


    Dion's new name -
    My name is Dion, since it used to be Dion
    I almost choose, Dion, Dion, or Dion
    But Dion was bad compared to Dion and Dion
    So in the end I chose Dion, not Dion

    HeroSamuel -
    It's time for the battle of peace vs. WHORE
    When I'm done with you, you'll need a pants change once more
    I gave up the hero life to become president
    Listen to your verse? I'd rather lick my armpit.


    SoraXIII -
    I think I was in Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts
    Suck my farts
    canadian slutmonger revealed I was Dion's name
    Then Wumbo made it his name


    Maury_Povich's Chances of Winning in Xyzzy -
    I got 0 points, beat that!
    I'll pin you down on the mat!
    I'll won't win in Xyzzy even if I try, why should I bother?
    And to all of you, YOU ARE THE FATHER


    Somebody Nobody Cares About -
    Hah you suck so much at this game, no wonder why you're a girl
    I mean, Maury Povich, more like Maury SUCKvich, BURN
    Xyzzy sucks anyway and plus it's a fad
    I'll sit on my chair and smile, you're the only one that's mad


    Children in Africa -
    Oh no we're dying, this is so sad :'(
    Give us food plz, we'd be glad :S
    I don't want to rap, I just wanna eat D:
    I'm so hungry I could even rust my shit :c


    Grand Theft Auto Online -
    I sucked ass!
    That's why I'm dead now. Uh... you're an ass!
    I had lotsa potential, but I still sucked ass!
    I bet that you like to suck ass!


    Lou Dog -
    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
    WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF


    The NCAA Football videogame franchise -
    We're often ignored because of Madden
    EA won't make us anymore, that makes us sad..den
    We have so many schools, your pants you will cream
    But we'll kick your ass with our Ultimate Team


    Pokemon Bank -
    I hit the jackpot when I got you guys as opponents
    I bet you all forget to pay your rents
    You won't be able to catch em all without me!
    I'll beat your asses every year, call it a yearly fee!

    Referee Who Was Beheaded -
    I stabbed a guy, then got killed
    They took my head, but they have no skills!
    Just like you!
    Eat my poo!


    One of the Boston Bombers -
    I AM CHECHEN AND DEADS
    MY BROTHER IS CHECHEN BUT NOT DEADS
    I BLEW UP PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM CHECHENS
    CHECHNYA IS BEST COUNTRY ALLAHU AKBAR


    James from Froggy Fresh's song "Dunked On" -
    I'll step you on pieces of shit and crush you
    Then for the rest of the day they'll call me Captain Poopy Shoe
    You'll all deserve it too.
    Your raps make me big blue. *cries*


    Froggy Fresh -
    JAMES U CRYIN AND I KNOW WHY
    CUZ U JUST GOT DUNKED ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN​NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN​ NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BY A GUY
    THAT GUY IS ME, AND I'M NOT KRISPY KREME
    CUZ I AINT A DONUT, YO THAT AINT NOT ME


    The U Squad -
    U Squad is not even dead, what is going on ?
    I mean even James is more dead, the guy from Dunked On
    I don't think you are even trying you pussy ass faget
    I'd better face a better opponent like the team teabaguette


    The Groups -
    BRING BACK THE GROUPS
    BRING BACK THE GROUPS
    BRING BACK THE GROUPS
    BRING BACK THE GROUPS


    Kain -
    This rap sucks more than pears
    I'm not even on the forum, but who cares
    I have a good I-Magi-Nation and I'm the original Duck
    fuck Umbreon, fuck pears, they suck


    This Rap -
    Fuck me
    I am worse than Boba Fett's line about tea
    Also fuck the groups, they were useless
    They got lupus

    Hannah Montana -
    Puns are fun, but I don't need one.
    I already fucking won!
    I am boring.
    Because I have nothing but oiling!


    Batman's parents -
    Nice hats, DORKS, you look liked DUCKS
    We had Alfred read this battle, he told us everything but us sucked
    We'll crush your British/American/whateve​r the fuck else there are nuts, you're all liars
    We got to go now. #shots #fired


    2013 -
    I am so over, one could say I'm like the government shutdown
    Without me, you're gonna be on your own
    I killed so many people this year, I'm like a Hitler 2013.0
    Also you are both dead and useless - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


    Time Writing This -
    It's been like two hours
    You guys suck more than flowers
    This is taking so fucking long
    Not as long as my dong


    Sambama's 2013 Presidental Campaign -
    I'm the Romney to all your Obamas, oh wait, I'm not
    because I won, unlike you guys who smoke pot
    LUKADIS FOTUGRAF OF ME LICKING MY ARMPIT
    I'm too lazy to get that pic

    Shrek -
    All of you guys are ogrerated
    Get in my swamp and i'll drown ya and your life will be ogre
    I'm not Wumbo so I'm not as good at writing for Shrek, good thing this verse is almost ogre
    #shrekt


    The Wumbo2013 Campaign -
    I wanted to do Shrek, but I guess I'm running for office
    The last time I did this, I had a bad cough-ice
    Nate wanted me to be president so fuck you Sam
    you suck at Pokemon


    Frosty the Snowman -
    Actually I died in February and came back to life in December so fak ur logic
    I saw your mom yesterday and she was sucking your moms DICK
    I am real, all the girls and boys believe it
    If you have a Christmas movie, be damn sure I seen it!


    Grandma from Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer -
    I got run over by a sleigh
    Get ready to get run over by my car
    That didn't rhyme
    YOU SUCK MORE THAN LIME..S


    Mark Sanchez -
    I injured my shoulder falling on my back
    I have cornrows but I'm not black
    I've been in the league longer but not as good as Geno is
    So I gave his mom a Dirty Sanchez
    *throws mic*
    *Intercepted*


    The Schrodinger Cat -
    I'm not entirely sure what this is
    So I'm going to google this
    *googles* Oh holy crap,
    that's complicated fuck that.


    The New Consoles -
    This battle is my play station 4 dissing you
    You were in a xbox all that time, dead alive or two
    So you're like HALF LIFE right ? - Dude that's on PC
    - What noo, I can't handle the master race emcee


    Everyone in Final Destination -
    That guy on a ladder with a hammer ? DIED
    That girl supposed to fix her eyes ? EYED
    The dog I'm supposed to keep an eye on ? OUTSIDE
    I promised no more crappy sequels ? I LIED


    Salesman -
    Hey guys could I interest you in a shameow?
    Yes, shameow, a shammy that meows
    I think me being dead is an Arthur Miller joke
    I gave your mom a choke.. With my dick


    Disco -
    I didn't even die in 2013 so go eat a pigeon
    I don't know what rhymes with pigeon
    Panic at the Me is a pretty aight band though
    Their song called Miss Jackson is better than Miss Jackson by Outkast, bro


    The Spirit of Christmas -
    Christmas is about giving, not getting
    My raps....uh....leave you bed-wetting
    I'm giving you all an ass-whooping for Christmas
    I'll get a mistletoe tat on my back so you all can kiss my ass.


    Jack Kevorkain -
    My nickname's Dr. Death, so suck my dead dick
    I just noticed there are barely any dead chicks
    I wish there were, that'd be nice
    If you weren't all dead I'd give you some suicide advice


    Tupac -
    NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
    NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
    NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
    NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA


    The American Dream -
    SURPRISE ITS ME THE AMERICAN DREAM DUSTY RHODES
    AND MY SON IS A WRESTLER NAMED CODY RHODES
    AND MY OTHER SON IS A WRESTLER NAMED GOLDUST...Y RHODES


    Sumerian Civilization -
    Sup bitches oldest civilization ever
    We made your mother
    AND WE FUCKED YOUR MOTHER
    we had ziggurats aight tho peace


    Motivation to Write -
    Yep, I'm dead since the Hannah Montana part
    But heh, you all smell like Jabba the Hutt's fart
    I think I ran out of imagination.
    asian.


    Death -

    BOO
    YOU SUCK
    YOU'RE A DUCK
    GO DIE
    bye


    HOLY SHIT THAT WAS LONG
    WHO WON?
    THERE ARE 100 CHOICES PICK ONE.
    Terrible joke battles of meh.
    Rob Ford: Wait why was I even here
    idk
    Last edited by Poles; 12-30-2013 at 03:08 PM.

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    Chris Benoit wins everytime

    Anyways, I would like to help with these in the future if you ever need you know where 2 find me

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    EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot, this is the season premiere.

    Writers -
    SPECIAL GUEST BRAD!
    Polar
    Uprising
    Lohuydahutt
    YellowNerd
    Sambama

    Cover - http://i.imgur.com/fcFxlWM.png

    Spoiler: 

    Polar - *sends pm to Lohuydahutt, YN, Sam, Brad, and Uprising
    "Guiz lets do a rap battle of meh"

    Everyone - K

    *everyone joins chat*

    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARDS (Brad) - We should do The Holocaust vs Victorious
    Cheese (Uprising) - No Something dumb vs something stupid
    The Juan who Knots (Sam) - No JEWS VS NAZIS
    Polar (Polar) - YES THAT ^ or a completely unoriginal and unfunny idea
    YN (YN) - I give zero fucks
    Lohuydahutt - Piss vs Shit

    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARDS - Fine lets do the randomizer to decide

    *all battles enter into the chat randomizer*
    *Victorious vs The Holocaust is selected*

    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARDS - I win
    Cheese - Naa lets do a different battle
    Polar - Ya fuck that I didn't win

    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARDS - FUCK YOU GUYS RESPECT THE RANDOMIZER
    YN - No

    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARDS -THATS IT
    FIGHT ME BROS


    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARD​S (Brad)
    VERSUS
    NONSENSICAL OTHER WRITERS WHO DON'T RESPECT THE RULES OF RANDOM SELECTION
    BEGIN!

    Polar -

    YEAH, WE ALL AGREED ON RANDOM SELECTION, I'LL ADMIT THAT'S THE TRUTH
    BUT WE DIDN'T GO WITH IT CUZ YOU SUCK AT PICKING MATCHUPS MORE THAN AT TF2
    GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE J.2. FORUMS, YOU LIL SHIT
    EVEN THE NOTORIOUS T.I.M. ISN'T AS FAKE AS YOUR DICK
    I HEARD YOU'RE FROM ST. LOUIS? WELL, MY RHYMES WILL PUT YOU IN MISSOURI
    BAD PUN? WELL, YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK THROUGH A HOLE OF GLORY
    YOUR FANFICS ARE PRETTY AWESOME, PUT THAT'S ABOUT IT
    AND JUST LIKE MR. SATAN SAID, YOU CAN'T DISS A DUDE WITHOUT THE WIT
    WAIT, THAT WASN'T MR. SATAN, IT WAS JUST NORMAL SATAN
    UHH... YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN WITH ALL THE BACON
    AND BEFORE I GO, I'LL JUST TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE A BUTT
    AND THAT YOU SUCK ALMOST AS MUCH AS GUNNUT


    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARD​S -

    MY IDEA WAS GREAT, you frozen 'nad disgrace
    I'll cum on your face, spreading little me's all over ya place
    YOU CAN'T KNOW ABOUT JOE.TO, DON'T GO THERE K
    I bet you will check it out anyway, gheyyyyyy
    I can't suck your dick because the microscope will get in the way
    Your lines were crap, your face is even worse
    I WOULD SMACK YOU BUT IN GERMANY WE DON'T HIT LITTLE GIRLS AND THEIR PURSES
    Suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccccc kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    You self centered prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccck kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    If you were a hot girl (which your not) I wouldn't even ask for your kikkkkkkkkkkk


    Lohuydahutt -

    Hey Bread remember Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali?
    You were supposed to replace those guys with you and me
    But not in a sexual way but you get da point
    You owe me something in this damn joint!
    Victorious, who’s that? No one gives to shits!
    You should -1 shit and pit him against piss!
    Or a featherfin squeaker to clean up your career
    If I was british I would say IDEAR

    Bloop.
    So I’m still rapping against you because I can
    They call me Lohuydaglut because I have too much man
    If that makes sense which I highly doubt it does
    Either way I’m flat out OWNING you cuz
    I’ll pit you against video game characters and make them beat you up
    Then mudcrab wins and ultimately gets the cup
    I’ll eat you like bread and spit you out with my rhymes
    Because I may or may not be the greatest rapper of all time!
    Call me shit, I doo doo what I want to do
    Also like shit, I take a lyrical dump on you
    And you can call me piss because I’m NUMBER ONE
    I’m stretching out my rhymes JUST FOR FUN
    Now I’ll end this now you fucking dupe!
    … Bloop.


    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARD​S -

    I didn't fight you in ERBs with Forumers because I felt bad for u
    That may cum as a shock, like I'm Pika-fuckin-chu
    VICTORIOUS VS HOLOCAUST, THAT WAS THE IDEA
    I HAVE SEEN MORE COMPLEXITY IN A SHIT FROM GONNARHEIA
    Your bloop is more annoying than -taw or Hatsune Miku
    Again, I must emphasize, I'M FUCKING PIKACHU
    Your rap is too long, it should've ended like 5 minutes ago
    Just like Polar and your raps, THIS BLOOOWWWWSS


    Uprising -

    Yo Brad I bet you like randomizing
    Well ur mom likes sodomizing
    ooooooooooooooooh
    That was a dope burn yo
    My name is Uprising and YOU SUCK DICKS
    I bet YOU EAT BRICKS
    If you had a master plan of randomizing, I FOILED IT
    If you were wearing pants today, YOU SOILED IT
    I bet you eat steak after you BOILED IT
    You're so fat, that you exceeded the weight limit of a TOILET
    I'm the king of impersonating Polar, you're the king of your mom ooooooooooooooooooooooh
    Want some ice for that burn....................​........................​ ............bro?
    Brad? More like...U MAD?
    YOU AINT EVEN ANY COLLEGE GRAD
    Get smart like the movie Get Smart because ur dumb as a block
    Go for a ride on your sisters COCK
    I hope a rhinoceros eats you for breakfast
    And then that rhinoceros gets shot by a blowdart
    So your cause of death can be a rhino blow
    I bet you like that...............bro.
    Do you even know..........the cube root of 125x^7/27y^6?
    I bet you don't which makes you a dumb dix
    I came up with this idea because I wrecking balled the fourth wall
    Your hair, good sir, is much too tall
    What do you live under a glacier
    Because your rhymes are cold and not burns, like an Acer
    Who needs to make sense when you have dope rhymes
    My rhymes got yo girl hooked
    I'm going to make jokes about every page bookmarked on my Chromebook
    You are a quitter
    Unlike Twitter
    Unlike you
    I use Haikus
    Chemistry is harder than your dick
    Eat onions, you prick
    You opened Pandoras box and found a dick
    You're more of a dick than NFL.com, you prick
    You must be on your blue period-ic table
    One time the Pacers sang the song Holy Grail
    Xyzzy doesn't rhyme with anything
    Fakn Xyzzy
    Anyways Brad you are toast
    Get it because your name was Bread once and if you put bread in a toaster you get toast
    LAUGH PEASANT, YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY RHYMES
    Wow, I just wasted a lot of time.
    This verse is almost as long as my dick
    IF YOU THINK IT'S OVER, CAN IT
    Wait, security is pulling me off of the stage
    *bang* Whoops, your mom just got laid
    Also I shot a security guard
    This isn't very hard
    Make like a Metapod and harden because you like men
    If only I was able to diss you again


    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARD​S -

    *falls asleep during that verse*
    *So in deep sleep I was put in hearse*
    *Everyone thinks I'm dead, I'm in a casket*
    *Actually just damn tired from Up's long rapshit*
    *Wake up in the dark, a dog with bite but no bark*
    *But then I open the casket and let my rap start*
    Your verse is too long I ain't gonna give you that time
    My mommas awesome shut the fuck up you little shit, and let this rhyme
    Cheese stinks, Packers suck, you act like Wisconsin gives a fuck
    Your rapping shtinks too, like you at xyzzy, motheruck
    MY IDEA WAS GREAT, I DON'T NEED THAT HATE
    Now I'm out before u try to hold me and free your willy
    Avi switch


    Sambama -

    It's obvious we need to do Jews vs. Hitler, guys
    At the end they reveal themselves to be Eminem and Ghost Rider in disguise
    I'm not letting some Chatzy chooser dictate my life
    Unless it chooses for me to have sex with your wife
    Everyone knows that Bread has literally no muscle
    I have never seen the movie American Hustle
    Facilier isn't even a real person dude
    Now let's say "no" to the choose and do Pee vs. Poo


    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARD​S -

    THAT IDEA SUCKS, MINE WAS BETTER
    THIS FIGHT WAS BITTER JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T RESPECT THE GENERATOR
    YOU GUYS JUST JELLY OF MY HOLOCASSIUS
    THAT RANDOM SELECT WAS GREAT, STOP BASHIN
    skrr skrr 2 chainz
    gonna skrr skrr blow out your brains
    with my dick, not like Napoleon
    gonna use water gun to dose you, with Empoleon


    YellowNerd -

    Herro motherfucker, I'm here to squash you like a banana
    Make you lick your armpit like your name was sambama
    Wow such bread , such insult to you, I'll heat you up
    i'm better of masturbating than to hear your piece of crap
    I'll go green on you and hulk smash you til this is ogre
    I'll wrek u so hard you'll need to cry on a shoulder
    You're as bad as Anon and Seldoodyram combined
    be a camera and picture me and you, I'm more hella fine


    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARD​S -

    I don't have a rap for dis fellow
    he is like Lance Armstrong in yellow
    Racist Pedophile in denile
    LIKE MY IDEA I AM VICTORIOUS you senile
    BREAD HAS TOASTED YOU
    FUCK NAZIS VS JEWS
    I'm really tired do whatever you want
    respect the holocaust, generator, and whatever de fuck rhymes with want


    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    WE DECIDE IN THE CHATZY BUT IT TAKES HOURS
    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH
    Last edited by Poles; 01-20-2014 at 12:16 AM.

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    I won obviously

    good battle guys

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    No my verse was longest so I won

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    can i help write shit
    mom said its my turn to have mod back

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    Rocket you single handedly saved the site. Never thought it would be you but congratulations

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    This is what I do when I have a snow day and have nothing better to do.

    Dedicated to those who suffered in the writing of this battle.

    If you want me to review something of yours, click me.
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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
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    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
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    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
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    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
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    I'm not reading past the title

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    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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