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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

  1. #131
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    COVER - http://i.imgur.com/9ZZI5ZL.jpg

    WRITERS -
    PolarBore
    Sambama
    Tomahawk
    Clemi

    BATTLE -
    Spoiler: 

    INTRO:
    Coldsteel: Hey, Did You Eat This Morning ??
    Magical Dolphins: Yes
    Coldsteel: You don't get its a a Fat Joke haha (NOTE: In real life MD is not fat)
    Magical Dolphins: Shut up you purple hedgeheg
    Coldsteel: psh..nothing personnel..kid
    Magical Dolphins: Let’s battle
    Coldsteel: k

    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEHHHHGAhahHAHagahahANAaGH*COUGH* meh.
    COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG
    VERSUS
    MAGICAL_DOLPHINSSSSSSSSSSSS
    BEGIN!


    Magical_Dolphins -

    This is Going to be the Biggest Thing that happened To me this month
    Come at me you motHerfuckking cunt
    I'm dropping bombs On you like the taliban
    You're're a hedgeheg you're not even a real man
    fuck gonad, i'm the reel mastor of raeping and rapping
    fisrt confession: i am gay. second confess
    iOn YOU'r GAYER
    you know who's a BROWN KID a copy fuck fart like you
    your creator stole you from so
    nic and claimed it was something new
    ...
    and plus i bet ur brown insiede you're fur
    you may Dislike ur dad but im ur veRbal father


    Coldsteel the Hedgeheg -

    magical dolphins? more like magical SHIT.
    like gonad said, you can't diss a dude without the wit!
    your never gunna be a mod+admin, u deviant tard
    And I am going to show everyone your deviantart
    go fuck yourself, you megga ass-******
    i'll crash into you with my motorcycle, you... you ******
    the only good thing you've ever done was post porn
    speaking of that, do you have any more?
    I'll knock u up like a bowl of roofies
    My name is Coldsteel, and I like your girl's big boobys


    Magical_Dolphins -

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BULLY FREE BATTLE!!!
    DION AND TOM NEV
    RE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AT AL!!!!!
    IM LEVING FOREVER AND EVER AND ITS ALL UR FALT!
    EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE WOR
    LD HATE U AND PURPLE!!!!!
    DONT JUDGE MEE U SHOULD B THE GUY WE CALL SPAM HERE
    BYE FOREVER

    *Out of nowhere, a flying mercades-benz (with a license plate of "666") crashes into Magical_Dolphins.
    Somebody steps out of it, and they are none other than Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way*


    Coldsteel: are u a hot gurl with big boobys who are a slut?
    Ebony: yes
    Coldsteel: k lets have sex


    Dumbledore -

    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS????
    The rap battle forgot to mention this day
    WHEN I KNOCKED YOUR ASS BACK TO COLDWOOD THE GREY
    And you Ebony, looks like being a bitchy bitch is your lifegoal
    Ebony is also a porn category so shut your filthy mouthhole
    you need to cut it out you horny obominations
    or i'll shake you like an earthquake to a haitian
    *Dumbledore blows them up with mines while listening to some Good Charlotte*

    *Announcer runs away*
    Last edited by KnotPoles; 02-25-2014 at 05:53 PM.

  2. #132
    Clemi's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    best fanfic ever

  3. #133
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    I actually think we really nailed our MD impression.

    If you want me to review something of yours, click me.
    Spoiler: 


    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

  4. #134
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama View Post
    I actually think we really nailed our MD impression.
    Yeah, the subtle intricacies of how he types were pretty hard to copy.
    Spoiler: 


    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    itís my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

  5. #135
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsjcCMojEEE

    The Audio has been completed.

    If you want me to review something of yours, click me.
    Spoiler: 


    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

  6. #136
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magical SHIT View Post
    loved it

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    Nice!

  8. #138
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    COVER - http://i.imgur.com/I3w1LVl.jpg

    WRITERS -
    Tomahawk
    PolarBore
    Sambama

    Spoiler: 

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYY
    DAVECREATOR
    VERSUS
    PHARRELL WILLIAMSSSSSSS
    BEGIN!
    DaveCreator -

    Shut up.
    You'll be shocked when I spit and start wars

    Okay, who's the fascist mod who did this, you whores?
    Dude, you were in a band called NERD
    Your dick is as inactive as The Governor
    Screw you and those Despicable Me simpson penes too
    Speaking Despicable Me, this year my penis really Gru
    I bet that hat at the Grammys was 100 times bigger than your dick
    I got lucky with your mom last night, her ass is what I licked


    Pharrell -

    You must be a JEW because you hide all your money
    Why don't you go to the bathroom and snuggle Bugs Bunny?
    You're Creating a bad situation for yourself, Dave
    I'll make your wife wet like a tidal wave
    Why don't you let your boyfriend Up go home to his wife
    Uprising: FUCK YEA--wait what's a gir*demote*
    Just be Happy, even if you can't spit rhymes
    Your girl was in Blurred Lines, I cocked her insides


    DaveCreator -

    Shut up.
    This just confirms to me, you're an asshole
    Stop making music with a toaster, you vast ho
    When you're done with me, you won't be living under a roof
    Fuck you, you fascist, who are you to tell me what's the truth?
    Let me ask you a question. Are you ready? Okay.
    Do you happen to be GAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
    Your raps make me laugh, like your name was Will Pharrel
    Listen to your songs? I'd rather sing Christmas carols



    Pharrell -

    Clap along if you feel like a JEW without a gold tooth
    Clap along if you feel like my penis is the truth
    Clap along if you know what my penis is to you
    Clap along if you feel like your face looks like poo
    I feel Happy
    I feel crappy
    I feel fappy
    I feel rappy


    DaveCreator -

    You're just jealous because you'll never get a G I R L
    I create the best raps ever made in the world
    Everyone's sig is too big, but my DICK is bigger
    I'll kick your ass, you stupid ni--


    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARD​S (Brad) -

    BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THIS GIANT WHITE BRED
    I cocked both your girls, now they're dick done dead
    You didn't have to ban me, this forum's just mean
    By the way, Blurred Lines was the worst music video (I'VE EVER SEEEEEEEEEN)


    Pharrell -

    YOU ANIMATE
    BUT YOU'RE GAY
    CAN'T SUSTAIN MY HAPPINESS
    SIDECHAIN DAVE C, I'LL BLUR YOUR LINES INTO PIECES
    BRAD, I'M A SELF MADE MAN, YOU'RE A SLAVE TO YOUR FANFICS
    I'M A R-R-R-RAP STAR SO SUCK MY DICKS
    MY RAPS ARE HOTTER THAN VENUS
    SO WHY DON'T YOU QUIT YO BITCHIN' AND SUCK MY HAPPENIS
    *drops mic*


    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE
    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF BEING HAPPY

  9. #139
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    I feel like we really captured the essence of Dave.
    Spoiler: 


    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    itís my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore View Post
    DaveCreator -

    Shut up.
    This just confirms to me, you're an asshole
    Stop making music with a toaster, you vast ho
    When you're done with me, you won't be living under a roof
    Fuck you, you fascist, who are you to tell me what's the truth?
    Let me ask you a question. Are you ready? Okay.
    Do you happen to be GAAAAAAAAAAAAY?
    Your raps make me laugh, like your name was Will Pharrel
    Listen to your songs? I'd rather sing Christmas carols
    I think I laughed way too hard on this verse.
    Hey, I'm Katz, and I'm a former Global Moderator! Always here to talk! If you haven't already, register an account!


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