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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

  1. #151
    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Man, TJB's happen at the most random times.
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Well, I guess I don't have too much of a choice other than to post this.

    Writers -
    Lohuydahutt


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    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH
    PISS
    VS
    SHITTTTT

    BEGIN

    Shit:
    Holy shit, where did you cum from?
    You look like the result of an asianís erectile dysfunction!
    Donít piss me off, you donít want to see what I can do
    Iíll summon a PK shitstorm, like Prince Poo
    Do you wanna know why they call me number two?
    Well you canít, cause Iím 2 cool for you
    Iím spitting hard coprolites, making history
    Youíre drinking pussy ass water, making pee
    Iím on a level of greatness that you cannot fathom
    Which one of us made the bad ass Green Day album?
    I guess Iím done taking a dump on your ego for a bit
    Just remember one thing, Iím the shit!

    Piss:
    Well you know what they say, only assholes make poo
    They call me number one because Iím better than you!
    See, people are actually excited for me
    When they go me, they go wee!
    So go stand on your stool, put yourself on that pedestal
    Iíll just hose you down, with my timing impeccable
    My rhymes flow like my self, a steady stream
    Yours clog up pipes if ya know what I mean
    And adding on to that, your rhymes are just bile
    Jot it down on your diarrhea, this will stain for a while
    Youíre a little shit, how are you even famous?
    Iím about to fly you out to your home planet, Uranus.

    Shit:
    And who made you? I heard that guy was a dick
    You hurt him bad after he had a bone to pick
    Youíre sterile, youíre lifeless, why should I even care?
    Go to Tennessee, get ur ETHRA there
    I make the whole world grow so I wonít be dethroned
    Seriously, you call those rhymes? You must be kidney stoned!
    Youíre on my home soil, colored brown
    Iím just waiting to hear that you urine out of town

    Piss:

    See, when folks arenít taking a dip in the pool
    People can always rely on me to keep it cool
    Iím clean, gold like the crown of kings
    Youíre dropping the ball among other things
    So go take a crappie, just fish it out
    Iíll take your dung flies and catch some trout
    You may roll like a beetle but I bang like a gun
    This is a pissing contest, by default I won.

    Who won? Who cares?
    You decide!
    Terrible Joke Battles of MEHHHHHHH

  3. #153
    KnotPoles's Avatar Senior Member
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    WRITERS -
    SPECIAL GUEST AC NEWTON!!!!
    Sambama
    MaNCHA
    Tomahawk
    PolarBore

    COVER - http://i.imgur.com/51334oG.png

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    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    SHELDON COOPER
    VS
    ISAAC NEWTOOOOOOON
    BEGIN!


    Isaac Newton -

    Of all the scientific minds in history
    Why you've never had sex isn't a mystery
    Every single one of your best friends is a nerd
    Raj looks like a turd


    Sheldon Cooper -

    knock knock knock, knock knock knock, knock knock knock... DID SOMEBODY SAY PENNY?
    I'll rip off your wig because I don't give a poople
    I big banged your mom last night, BARZOOPLE
    Zimbabwe, Bahamas, Zimbingle, Bimzongle
    Zapringor, Gabzina, Bingporepo, Zorgondle


    Isaac Newton -

    You dress up like the Flash cuz you come fast
    I cry because you're stupid and that makes me sad
    Even leonard is a better RAPPER THAN YOOOOOU
    and Howard is a JEW


    Spongebob -

    you're just jealous that my skin is blue
    even patrick is a better RAPPER THAN YOOOOOU
    i got holes in me so holy shit
    i can rap and i like to spit
    you cant diss a dude without the wit

    Isaac Newton -

    SpongeBob? More like Spongeboob
    so come over here and suck on my test tube
    When it comes to swimming and rapping you're a noob
    I got into your mom's bikini bottom and banged her with lube


    @Bill_Nye_Tho__ -

    there are over 100 billion stars in space
    and if you don't think that's the tightest shit then get the fuck out my face
    im the price of all scientists
    but sheet the price was 99 sense
    you barium silicon carbon nigga cause you a BaSiC bitch

    Isaac Newton -
    Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium you Bill_Nye_Tho__
    You call yourself the Science Guy but we don't even know
    Are you a woman? OR ARE YOU A BRO
    I have one more thing to say; NEVERMORE


    Carlos Sagan -

    My rhymes hot salsa, exploring the cosmos
    Do you even lift bros?
    Hombres n essays, all up in dee science
    I don't want no science alliance, compliance?

    Isaac Newton -

    CARLOS I said stay back with the others
    While I finish you like I finished in your mother


    Neil deGrasse Tyson -

    Watch out we got a badass over here
    Oh is that your mom? Watch out we got a fatass over here
    Stephen Hawking: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


    Isaac Newton -

    Neil de, wants the D
    What is X if yo momma = Z?
    neil de grass i'll pop a cap in your ass
    you took the Christ outta Christmas and just added mo mass


    Leibniz -

    you suck at calculus isaac JEEEEEWTON
    I'd rather eat a frozen fig NEEEEEEWTON
    the derative of your raps is ZEEEEEERO
    I am the maths artithmahtic HEEEERRRROOOO

    Isaac Newton -

    HOW MANY TIMES WILL THEY REWRITE YOUR THEEEEEEEEEEEEORY
    CALCULUS HAS BEEN BORING SINCE *google check* SIXTEEN THIRTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


    Sheldon Cooper -

    BARZOOPLE


    Penny -

    omg u guys are such neerrdsss XDDD


    All -

    SHUT UP PENNY


    Sheldon Cooper -

    BARZOOPLE
    FUCKIN
    ZIMBABWE?
    I DUNNO LAUGH


    Lara Croft -

    fight the patriarchy

    Jay Gatsby -

    old sport
    old sport
    money
    money


    Sanic -

    fast

    WHO WON
    WHO'S NEXT
    YOU DECIDE, FASTLY
    terrible joke battles of fuckin whatever

  4. #154
    Lohuydahutt's Avatar Senior Member
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    This is probably one of my favorite Terrible Joke Battles I ever read... but to be fair I haven't read all of them...
    (I should get to that)

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    I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)

  5. #155
    When can I be a guest writer? I already thought of some Gers Vs Gas 2 LInes

  6. #156
    I am the first and ONLY WWERBOH.COM champion.
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  7. #157
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    oh yes

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    you are best forumer i think you are number 1 guy good job
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    itís my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

  9. #159
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    fun fact i asked him to cover it
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  10. #160
    Thanks sexy ladies :*
    I am the first and ONLY WWERBOH.COM champion.
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