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  1. #171
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama View Post
    sweet yes

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    I am the first and ONLY WWERBOH.COM champion.
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    Writers -
    Lohuydahutt
    Sambama
    PolarBore
    Gunnut

    Cover - http://i.imgur.com/0jHMyTW.jpg


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    TErrible joke battle
    johngoopy
    VERSUS


    Guy Fawkes-

    I'm a guy, so FAWK YOU
    I'll beat you so bad you'll be nothing but goo
    Stabbing people that are better SPAMMMERS THAN YOOOOOOOUUU
    Then I'll get penisstomached by the Joker in that old Fanmade
    Because I lost that battle, like you will today
    My raps will blow you up like the place I failed to blow up!
    You're cheesier when you rap than the Wisconsonsite Up
    I'm going to go to your house and Fawkes your babe
    le'ts put a smile on that face, that just got raped


    John Goopy-

    You sir, are a dipshit!!!!
    Prepare to be dipped in a hot chile called the raps I spit!
    You're fatter than a llama who's 88 years old
    And you're more selfish than Peter playing two characters like I just told!
    There’s no way they could pay Weird Al, you dipshit!!!!!!!!!!
    Any guy called Guy probably sucks dick
    I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash
    I've seen better trolling done by Walsh's ass
    I don't have my face on a quarter
    You got DRAWN AND QUARTERED
    This Guido didn't even make the cut for Jersey Shore!
    Why didn’t you show your face? Where you ashamed of being a WHORE?!!!!!!!


    Guy Fawkes-

    Well, Fawk you too, kid, you think I'm defeated?
    I'll rise again like a motherfawking phoenix!
    You're double accounts are no match for my double DICK
    Your name is Goopy, and i like this joker prick
    Every teen loves me and you have one that's not perfect
    i would burn down ur dick too but it's so small it's not worth it
    MEss with me? I got theface of Jeff the Killer
    My rhymes are ice cold and killer
    A trolling fit is your legacy BITCH
    I got a day and.. thats it BITCH


    Landonintendo-

    Hey I'm a new guy who wants to join your forum and shit
    Oh wait I'm not banned yet? Time for some raps to spit
    I look like this guy http://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-000052...op.jpg?30a2558
    oops I'm sorry for trolling
    Let's take a look at an Actual Picture of your ugly ass
    http://www.thedistractionnetwork.com...-unite-253.jpg... Holy Mackrel!...Ill pass
    oops I’m sorry for trolling
    *lights butthole on fire*
    Oh Wumbo you gonna infract me now? LET'S GET THIS BALL ROLLING
    FUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKY OUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHI THEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEAD FUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKY OUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHI THEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEAD FUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKY OUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHI THEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEAD FUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKY OUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOUSHITHEAD


    Lohuydahutt-

    Yo Lohuydahutt bout to subtly Jab(ba) this troll with disses for no reason
    I got more infraction threats then Mr. Roger's cool running line (decent)
    But your verse isn't even that good because objectively/subjectively? it sucked
    I could do a better verse if I spammed FAWKYOUSHITHEADFAWKYOUSH?ITHEAD, YE FAWK!
    Oh wait that's Guy's thing? Montag or Fawkes?
    Well I put Guy Montag in a rap battle already and if you don't read it it's YOUR LOSS
    Your rhymes are more repetitive than dance cat in a loop
    Your rhyming skills are dead... bloop.
    I'm just going to anticipate your stupid double account bit
    SambabaHasCancer? Well that's horrible, you insensitive dipshit!!!!


    WumboGumbo-
    BUT NOW I’M BACK FROM THE DEAD
    AND I’M AFTER YOUR HEAD

    WumboDumbo-
    u lil slut, want to see a magic trick?
    Here’s ur ass, and here’s WumboBigDick

    WumboBigDick-
    I'll screw you with myself
    GonadTheNomad: And make you a trophy for my ban shelf

    WumboSucksBalls-
    I suck, but not as MUCH AS YOOOOOOOOUU
    FUCKYOUSHITHEADFUCKYOU

    HumanShit-
    That's to say I'll give you Paul McCartney head
    I Vermounted your wife in bed!

    UckfayOuyay-
    I'llway ipray ouryay effjay assway ithway ymay oflay
    I'mway osay artsmay Iway ancay eakspay atinlay, andway ouyay
    uysgay areway UCKINGFAY IGSPAY!

    Samabamasucks-
    You guys suck more than Sambama!
    fuck uou sambaba

    SAMBAMAISGAY-
    Sambama can suck on my schlong!
    I call it my "Sambamalamadingdong!"

    Sambamahasaids-
    Sambama has AIDS but I won't AID you in this battle
    Sambama should take a vacation I prefer Seattle

    SambamaSukDik-
    Sam fuck you
    You are not fit to be a forum administrator

    Sambabashit-
    Look....I-I'm really sorry about all this, Sam. I really just wanted you to recognize me. The truth is, I've always admired you, and just wanted your attention. Please, give me the opportunity to change. I promise you won't regret it.

    SambabaHasCancer-
    AND A FUCK YOU AND A FUCK YOU
    A DERP A DERP

    Spartica4N*ggers-
    Here is my dick and here is the steeple!
    I'm Spartica 4 Realzies guys! and I support black people

    SambabaCastrated-
    fuck uou sam
    “nooo b leik mlk” fuck you

    JerryStew-
    I'll stew you like stew that was meant to be soup
    Even Stew is a better food THAN YOOOOOOOU

    ShitShatShoot-
    ShitShatShoot gonna give you the boot you JEW
    Now let me pass the mic to the totally real ERB dude

    TheRealNicePeter-
    I have a big ol' Nice Peter also I'm nice and stuff
    I'm canceling ERB and marrying Lloyd THAT AINT NO BLUFF!

    TheEpiclloyd-
    I'm short, but it doesn't take height to see your dick is small
    If you think I'm not Epic. Just...lel

    TittySprinkles-
    Here's some guy with blood btw I have a big paenus in my hand
    I'll sprinkle you with porn or something and EVENTUALLY get banned!
    Nobody has dissed Lohuy yet so BETWEEN HIM AND GAY FAWKES HE'S GAYER
    Now let me politely give the mic to our lord and savior.

    LandoChrist-
    This wouldnt be happening if......YOU SET THE REGISTRATION TO CONFIRM EMAIL ADDRESSES YOU FUCKING MORONS.
    YOUR SIGN UPS BEEN FLAWED SINCE TWO THOUSAND FUCKING ELEVEEEEEEEEEEN (SaltyTits: LANDO!)

    LandoJesus-
    Now I may be a jew, but at least I'm not a JEW
    Even The Jew-ker is a better rapist THAN YOOOOOOU


    Lohuydahutt-

    Sambaba may have cancer but you're a cancer to our forum BOOM
    Sambama may have AIDs but no one can AID you in your inevitable DOOM


    PolarBore-

    PolarBore gonna come in and diss everyone
    This time Brazil's going to be WINNING 7-1
    Guy Fawkes, you got your ass rapesticked by a sad clown
    Lohuydahutt, like I said in that one Replace ERBs With Forumers, you scare everyone when you're around
    John, your infraction fit makes Brad look happy
    LamboNintendo should just stay Silent cuz his WAHPIN is crappy
    jewmonkeys, jewbies, jewscrew you all
    I'll CRASH INTO YOU WITH MY CAR (Spartica4Real: lol)


    WHO WON
    WHO'S NEXT
    YOU DECIDE
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    this battle is great

    and i just have to say

    i was glad to have a line

    this battle's not mine

    and if i do say so

    it rocked like usain bolt

    ohhhhhh


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    i am fed up with this wourld naht havin a wiseau vs geuaxnaht ah deeo



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    Last edited by GonadTheNomad; 08-01-2014 at 12:53 PM.
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    longest fucking season ever FINALE

    COVER - http://i.imgur.com/VRfYtm9.png

    Writers -
    poalr
    wubermo
    smabanana

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    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEHHHHH
    GOSTE RIDA
    VERSUS
    OMINOM
    TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    BEGIN!

    GHOST RIDER -
    My Name Is Ghost Rider, about time we got to Face/Off again
    Gonna Crack a crackhead cracker like a Bottle, eat Em up like an M&M!
    I can smell this Blackhearted wiggerís fear, gonna make this bitch bleed like his ex-lover
    Always being a deadbeat Debbie Downer, like lawsuits, you must get it from your mother.
    A fireproof spoopy skeleton firing shots like Proof
    And like your daughter Hailie, I'm gonna raise this roof!
    Youíre at the bottom of the rapping chain, this shoe doesnít fit you, Cinderella Man
    Iím on fire, flow like water, try to crash into me and youíll end up like Stan.
    You call yourself Superman, but kryptonite isn't your weakness
    I Love the Way You Lie, you needed Detox because you pop pills like Beastness!


    EMINEM -
    I travelled more than 8 Miles to pull a repeat on this clown,
    You ainít even real, dude, you oughta sit your ass down!
    A Blaze gets burned to death when he tries to step to me in the ring!
    My rhymes are not the bees, but they sure are gonna sting!
    Say what you want, it doesn't Marshall Mather to me,
    My rhymes are triple platinum like my three LP's!
    You don't even fuck your wife, can't you see?
    I was born out of a cunt very easily!
    Now, I'm going to get this ball rolling like my boy John Goo;
    I HATE YOU I HATE YOU OH I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU


    GHOST RIDER -
    I'm a hot headed biker, you degenerate turd!
    I was also played by Nic Cage, that's how you got burned!!!!
    Iím Wallace! (freedom) Iím flawless! (freedom)
    I am the perfect embodiment of a Rap Goddess!
    My name is Ghost Rider, and I WROTE BLURRED LINES
    I'm brown like the Taliban, my raps blow you up like MINES


    EMINEM -
    Ladies and gentlemen, the fossil has left the building.
    Just don't hold me down, and free your Willy!
    Iím back from the dead and Iím after your firey poo head
    Plus this one time I Vermounted your wife in bed!
    By the way, you suck more at singing than Sam
    You make me wanna kill myself, fag, call me Stan
    When I hear you rap, you sound like a duck!
    Your dick is as small as a hockey puck, so basically, you (Ken Kaniff: SUUUUUUUUUUUCK)


    GHOST RIDER -
    Your rhymes are as flat as the tire you canít fix!
    You were with my mom last night, but she was like ďHAHA CLINTON DIXĒ!
    Iím starting to think you and Dr. GHEY are having a gay relationship
    Because any guy named Eminem probably eats dicks!
    My name is Ghost Rider, and I find your girl quite fuckable!
    Oops, looks like I just stole her like my name was Cliff Huxtable!


    EMINEM -
    Haha, nice verse, ******
    My name is B-Rabbit, ******
    I'll run you over with your motorcycle, ******
    ******, I hope you have a bad day!
    Because you are very gay!
    got em


    HUMAN TORCH -
    Did someone say gay? Time for me to FLAME ON.
    Oh look, sexy men. Time for me to get a HARD ON.
    macklemr mr liek MACKLEWHORE WHATS UP WITH THAT
    DID RYAN LEWIS TOUCH YOUR COLD ASS HONKEY AND IN YOUR PANTS YOU WENT KA-SPLAT
    You can't diss this Shmandy Shmilonakis
    'Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakissssssss
    And Ghost Rider?......You're a jew.
    P.S. Ominom we should be together too


    MACKLEMORE -
    How did you know I'd be coming bruv
    But it's okay if you're gay, homie, Same Love

    *Macklemore drops the mic and proceeds to make out with the Human Torch for the rest of the battle*


    AQUAMAN -
    People compare me to ranger, but they don't even know
    That I am over FIFTEEN YEARS OLD
    But yeah, Iím Great and you all suck
    And the guy who compares me to Ranger in the next verse can GO FUCK A DUCK
    Like seriously, the only thing in common between Ranger and me
    Is that I AM BALLS DEEP
    I can talk to Dolphins, CAN YOU DO THAT SHIT
    No? FUCK YOU MY POWERS ARE LEGIT


    BOLLY -
    Ooh, actually if you don't mind, it's BobbyBobber
    See your girl over there? That's right, I COCKED HER.
    Talking to Dolphins? More like talking to SHIT
    Gotta diss you for being like a CERTAIN BRIT!
    Macklemore makes me want to Thrift Chop my head off,
    But it's okay, it's his girl that I just got head off
    My raps make you sweat, like you just popped Molly
    Call it Christmas time, so deck the halls with BOLLY BOLLY BOLLY

    Sonic: OOH FAST GOTTA GO FAST FAST FAST

    SQUIRREL GIRL -
    Deck the halls? More like Deck my balls
    o wait i'm a girl i dont have balls
    None of you know how to rap battle
    Yall need a vacation, I recommend Seattle.
    Eminem and Ghost Rider, you can kiss my BUTTS
    And Macklemore? I'm a Squirrel, so eat my NUTS.
    you all are gay
    fight the patriarchy


    SOULJA BOY -
    Soulja here to say I cocked your mama
    Beat you all harder than Chris hit Rihanna
    I'm a hippity-hoppity Soulja, I thought you knew!
    Human Torch? He's more like a SoulJEW.
    Macklemore can suck on my schlong!
    I call it my Macklelacklelamadingdong!
    Squirrel Girl, get on my cock, I hope that you'll (BLOOOOOOW)
    And everyone watch, while I Superman this (HOEEEEEEEE)


    SUPERMAN -
    I am Superman you are Sperman
    Watch me kill this jew like I was a German
    I'm the type of guy who could steal your lady
    Call Insano, it's about to get CRAZY!!!1!1!1
    Call me zyroda, because Iíll leave you in a vegetable state
    Because I bet you happen to be GAAAAY!
    ahaha you fucking virgins can suck my log
    hey squirrel girl, do you happen to have a dog


    BANGS -
    ey its ya boy bangz
    getting ready to give your hot wife some nice BANGZ
    Basically you rhyme like Lebron against the Mavericks
    i had sam review your verse, he told me it was the average
    Even PolarBore is more sper than you
    Your weakness is a fakin rock, you jew
    let me take u to da movies, we can watch man of steel
    Actually I'd rather watch porn between Key and Peele


    SUPERMAN -
    BANGZ, you're just a stupid Sudanese boy
    i bet you cannot even enjoy!
    I canít tell what youíre Saiyan, with your accent so thick
    But you know whatís even thicker? My Dick.
    Now itís time for me to give you my SEXAY X-RAY
    Oh whats that you like me? AANNNNNNN Dude thatís gay

    *Superman gives BANGS penis cancer with his x-ray vision*

    BANGS (turns out to be the Doctor in disguise, regenerates into Goku being played by Lloyd)-

    HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GONNA REWRITE YOUR STORY
    wait shit that lines been copyrighted since TWENTY FUCKING FOURTEEN (MaNCHA: Go fast!)
    Defeat me with forum memes? You're INSANE!!1!1!
    Cause I'm a Super Saiyan, you're not even whole grain!
    You're pretty pasty to be powered by the sun
    there's no time for you to respond because I probably won!


    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!
    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES O- loljk

    Rob Ford -
    WHAT A TWIST, I WAS THE ANNOUNCER THE WHOLE DAMN TIME
    AND NOW I'M GOING TO TEACH EACH ONE OF YOU HOW TO RHYME
    AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, GOSTE RIDA ON HIS BIKE
    GO BACK TO ISRAEL YOU FUCKING.. uh.. JEW.
    AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, EMINEMEMEMEEMEM DOING CRACK
    I DO CRACK, AND CRACK IS WACK.
    AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, THE HUMAN TORCH BEING A HUGE FLAMER
    MAKING OUT WITH MACKLEWHORE, CAN YOU GET ANY LAMER
    AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, AQUAMAN DON'T BE A STRANGER
    YOU CONTROL THE OCEAN, BUT YOU DON'T MAKE GIRLS WET, LIKE RANGER
    AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, IT'S BOBBY BOBBY BOBBER
    INSTEAD OF HEARING YOU RAP, I'D RATHER EAT CORN ON THE COB-BER
    AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, SQUIRREL GIRL EATING MY NUTS
    SCREW YOU SQUIRREL GIRL I FUCK LOTS OF SLUTS.
    AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, SOULJA BOY BEING GAY
    That's all I have to say. You're gay.
    AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, JEWPERMAN, OR SHOULD I SAY CLARK KENT????
    WHOOPS, SPOILERS. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DICK GET BENT?
    AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, IT'S BANGZ.
    Bangz, I love your work.
    AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, AGAIN. IT'S STILL SUPERMAN.
    SUPERMAN? MORE LIKE POOPER-FAN.
    AND LOOK WHAT WE HAVE HERE, IT'S BANGZ/THE DOCTOR/LLOYD/GOKU.
    Dude, you're a jew.
    GONNA PAUSE FOR A SECOND.
    *Takes puff of crack pipe*
    I'M A PUSSY EATIN COWBOY OF CANANAANNADA
    HEY RANGER, LICK MY BRITANNICA

    Aquaman: Fuck you

    MAYOR OF TORONTO HERE
    FILL YOUR MOMS WITH FEAR
    ALONG WITH MY PENIS, HOW QUEER
    NOTE: YOUíRE DEAD, LIKE THAT ERBPARODIES WITHOUT NEAR
    IíM STILL GONNA RAP CUZ I CAN
    AND IíM ALSO GONNA RHYME CAN WITH CAN CUZ I, WELL, CAN
    iíll hit you in the face like i was a camera
    because you all suck more than sambamera
    eminem and macklemore cry in every song
    even more than sam after jp was morGONE
    you arent heroes, heroes, your raps could burn a city to ash
    Speaking of ash, the Human Torch can kiss my ASH
    speaking of Ash, sam sucks at pokemon. his pikachu died
    just thought iíd point that out because i kicked his pikachuís ass that one time
    VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE
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    VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE
    VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE VERSACE
    why donít you leave this battle now and go jack off to BEN
    O meu pau ť maior que o teu! HA! the end

    WHO WON?
    BITCH I WON
    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH!
    2 Chainz: wait what about me noooooo

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    Not enough teabaguette vs george hw bush 0/10

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    Jesus christ that was a long read and also epic as fuck 11/10 will read again

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    i give it a meme/9gag. Solid performance allaroundabeats.
    I am the first and ONLY WWERBOH.COM champion.
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    The firs two verses were actually almost good.
    Spoiler: 

    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by ďAdonisĒ
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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