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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

  1. #201
    YellowNerd's Avatar More Blonde in your Movie
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    10/10 all of it

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    apology for the wait our research team has been very hard at work
    but now we're back from the dead and we're after your head

    Writers:
    HostemSam
    T๏m
    PolarBore



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    TERRRRIBLE JOKE BATLLES OF MEH
    cupid
    VS BABA JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    Cupid-
    Yo it’s Cupid. You’re stupid.
    (Legolas: booooo)
    Je suis la fille en feu; call me Katniss Everdeen. Cuz I have a bow.
    (Elsa: boooooo)
    You wanna get a girl? Join eHarmony.
    (William Henry Harrison: BOOOOOOOOOO)
    I make… heart. You make… fart.
    (General Custer: BOOOOOOOoOooOoOOoO)
    You try to give realationsheep advice but you’re just a loser online.
    (Lil B: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY)
    I’m trying my best…
    (John D. Rockefeller: GET OFF THE STAGE, BOZO)
    .-.

    Baba Ji-
    i break up with ex-girl, here is number
    55-5555555555
    Sike that’s WRONG NUMBER
    (Saint Valentine: OH MY FUCKING GOD *airhorns*)
    i am not rapper, but here is rap
    cupid can go smell a big crap
    (John C. Calhoun: nice job man)

    Cupid-
    I, uh, would give you some chocolate.. but I don’t.. love.. you?
    My name is Cupid, you’re just Baba Jew!
    (the Black Science Man: booooo)
    Come on, did I at least do better than last time?
    (Ghost: BOOOOOOO)

    Baba Ji-
    let’s be clear you are a jewpid
    and buddy that rhymes with
    poo kid
    (Nerd: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH)
    you should put that diaper on your face because you are talk shit

    It’s….It’s…..PUSSY JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    BEGIN
    Pussy Ji: Meow
    (Lil Jon: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAYYYYY)


    who is champion
    who is nex
    the decision is you

    very bad humor fighting of average

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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

  3. #203
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    Writers:
    Sam
    Tom
    Manch
    Polar
    Hana
    Loh


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    terible joke battles of meh
    memes
    vs isis
    begin

    ISIS:
    allahu akbar
    i’ll eat you like you were a snack bar
    you’re a trap call me admiral ackbar
    im gonna give you a smackbar


    Memes:
    Wake me up inside, your verse was SHIT
    As Sir Go of Nad once said,
    you can’t diss a dude without the wit!
    let me give you a tip;
    *tips fedora*
    i gave your mom the tip ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    *tips penis*
    m’dicky

    *A jet airplane is seen flying through the air, it crashes into a pile of steel beams. Without any danger of said beams being melted, Lohsama stumbles out of the plane*

    Lohsama: … bloop.
    That’s totally a meme right?
    I got Allah the memes I need for this fight
    Like… ummmm....
    ummmm…
    You know memes, being a troll is a bannable offense
    Fun fact: offense rhymes with fence
    I totally nailed that.

    blarp

    Memes:
    Wow, your rhymes suck more than sem
    And sem really, reallllllllly sucks… mem.
    I’m dropping bombs on you like the Taliban
    btw you’re about to get #taliband
    I’d save you from the nothing you’ve become
    But it turns out, I knocked boots with your MUM
    Ice-is cold but your rhymes is not
    And unlike ur girl my rhymes is hot
    And I don’t want the world to see me because I don’t think that they’d understand
    Oh wait that’s Iris

    Iris:
    what the fuck did you say about me
    i’m the goddess of the rain bow i mean boners don’t you see
    literally like fucking see me
    i’m a rainbow in the fucking sky
    red for the blood i’ll make you SPILL
    orange for the juice on the floor I SPILLED
    yellow banana peel you stepped on and took a SPILL
    green like puke and jews and SWILL
    blue is a color that’s really SWELL
    indigo’s not a fucking color fuck you
    violet like wow how about violent
    i’ll kick your butt greek style (dick anus)

    Inkling:
    you have all those colors but you still can’t see
    that you really shouldn’t have fucked with me
    I’m the best game coming out twenty fifteen
    excuse me i have to take a pee
    squid squad squabble squiddle squidonculous
    bid bad bottle buttsex brontosaurus
    i just bested you all over
    like i was the PAINT ROLLER

    ISIS:
    hold on what the fuck was that
    you make me lick myself like a cat
    i’ll knock your memes of your moolah
    alba gu brath gu brath gu brath gu brath

    Taliban:
    excuse me meems, herd you were talking shit
    كنت أعلم أنك لا يمكن ديس المتأنق دون wit!
    oh crap you used that meme already
    i’ll give you a jumpscare worse than five nights at freddys

    Memes:
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    ( 0 ͜ʖ0)
    ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)
    ( ͡- ͜ʖ ͡°)
    \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
    ( ͡° ͜ ͡°)
    ( ͡° .ʖ ͡°)
    ( ͡: ͜ʖ ͡: )
    ( ͡$ ͜ʖ ͡$)
    ~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~
    now i’ll call in my friend steel beams

    Jet Fuel and Steel Beams:
    you can’t melt us but we’ve got hot flows
    and let’s be real the taliban are hos
    lohsama? more like NOsama
    i’ll roast you like a dish in Cooking Mama
    you sick bastard, why’d you go and diss my friend?
    sounds like someone’s mad their BLOOP doesn’t stand.
    you think you’re edgy, but you’re really just soft!!
    heck off, you fascist, and meet lara croft!!!!

    Lara Croft:
    fight the patriar*shot

    John Cena:
    oh no my waifu is dead
    *commits sudoku*

    who won
    whos nect
    you decide i don’t fucking know man

    terrible joke battles of lara croft and john cena are having ghost sex

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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    YellowNerd's Avatar More Blonde in your Movie
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    John cena won obv.

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    John Cena won

    Also I didn't end up writing anything but thnx 4 teh meme credits gaiz xddddddd

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    Quote Originally Posted by echo View Post
    John Cena won

    Also I didn't end up writing anything but thnx 4 teh meme credits gaiz xddddddd
    u were with us in meme spirit soOooO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    it’s my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

  7. #207
    I am the first and ONLY WWERBOH.COM champion.
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    beautiful. I give my impression an 8/10 and the rest a 10/10 :3

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    I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)

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    This is the first time I have ever clicked on this thread


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    I am the first and ONLY WWERBOH.COM champion.
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