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    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Did you basically just copy/paste the most recent Pokťdex and add in Sam sucks after each one?
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nightwing View Post
    Did you basically just copy/paste the most recent Pokťdex and add in Sam sucks after each one?
    No, Log and Sam typed out every Pokemon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poles View Post
    No, Log and Sam typed out every Pokemon.
    I think we might have missed one tho

    (also more accurately, we WERE going to right actual lines for each one but then we got lazy)

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    I am PolarBore's official Assistant Mangager (again)

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    i liked the part at the end where everyone said "sam sucks"

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    Cover: https://i.imgur.com/Nh7M266.png

    Writers: A few

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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
    RONALD MCDONALD
    VERSUS
    RONALD WEASLEY
    BEGIN

    Ronald McDonald:
    Ronald Weasley I don’t think you understand
    My penis. is one of the most popular demands
    You don’t want to step up to Biggie Mac
    I’m like my raps, cuz I come fast!
    I have invented the best food ever made in the world
    And I have a magic wand to insert into your girl!
    Even Han Solo is a better rapper than YOUUUUU, you fuck
    Even Luke has better looks than you, so good luck!
    My raps are more delicious than our Fish Filet™
    Are you and Harry together? That’s very gay.
    It’s leviOHsa, not leviosAH
    So why don’t you suck my levios-cAHck?
    Your movies SUCKED (get it) even more than Twilight
    You can keep Gandalf, but Imma lynch Samwise!
    Yo yo I’m taking out measley Weasley with ease
    Have a happy meal, it can be Mickey D’s……...
    nuts ah gotem.


    Ronald Weasley:
    Why so Sirius, Joker? Let me show you how it’s done son
    Bet you’re just jealous because I’m banging Emma Watson
    And I’m also banging your Emma Wats-MUM ooooooo
    I don’t think there’s any proof that you aren’t a JEW
    A mascot for children? PLEASE! More like a PEDOFILE!
    I spit more fire than Eminem in 8 Mile
    You got your ass beat by Sir Willy of Wonka bitch
    I’ll expecto my patronum on your face you little snitch
    My wand puts your limp French fried penis to shame
    And my ERBP with Percy Jackson makes your rapping look lame
    I’ll chew you up and spit you out like a McFlurrie
    My rhymes make you Panic!, call me Brandon Urie
    You’re like your breakfast is now, cuz I’m servin you all day
    Are you and the Hamburglar together? That’s very gay.
    McGlaven McGliven McScrew you all
    Call you a kid in your playhouse ball pit, cause you’ll be drowning in my balls


    Ronald McDonald:
    Seriously, what kind of name is Harry Potter?
    Come over and I’ll give you my McDonalds slaughterhouse slaughter!
    Joker, huh? Well I’m about to get mean
    Cuz your movies are the worst flicks I’ve ever SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN


    Ronald Weasley:
    You’re fat like Hagrid
    I’ll break your eyelid
    Just like my last movie, I’ll split you into 2
    By the way, that hairstyle makes you look like a Jew


    Ronald McDonald and Ronald Weasley (to each other):
    you’re a ginger


    Ronald Reagan:
    I’m announcing a war on the drugs you must be on if you think you can beat me!
    And I Anti-Ballistic Missile Pact your moms, teehee
    Fun fact: My initials’ letters are 666
    Because I am Satan, you suck dicks
    *Ronald Reagan reveals himself to actually be the devil but keeps rapping as his Ronald Reagan self, so honestly if you’re just reading the lines and not watching the video form of this it’s really not a big deal*
    I’m gonna cut you a lot just like I did to taxes
    My rhymes hurt more than if you accidentally touch a cactus
    I’ll kill you unlike me when I got shot
    I was with your mom last night, her ass is what I focked


    Ronald Stoppable:
    I Monkey Fist-ed all of your moms last night
    And I’m banging Kim Possible, mhm that’s right
    You’ll need Lilo and Stitch-es after I beat you in this battle
    You could use a vacation, I prefer Seattle


    Ronald Jeremy:
    In my opinion, you’re stoppable, I should call you Are
    In my opinion, I’m rapping, I should call these bars
    In my opinion, I’m Ron, I should call myself Ronald
    In my opinion, eat this dick, it’s probably better than McDonald’s


    Ronald Paul:
    ron paul 2012
    ron paul 2012
    ron paul 2012
    ron paul 2012


    Ronald Swanson:
    The person who wrote this line has never seen the show I’m from
    Hell, he doesn’t even know what show it is, uhm...
    *Writer Googles*’
    Yo, I’m from Parks and Rec, man
    And I’m gonna be honest, you all suck almost as much as Sam!


    Gorbachev:
    knock knock knock knock
    did somebody say that sam sucks? I agree.
    But that’s not the point, I’m sorry to interrupt your fight
    Hopefully I can make things alRIGHT
    When I shake my RIGHT hand with each of you
    And maybe we can lynch Sam together, because he’s a JEW.


    WHO RON?
    WHO’S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!
    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF RON CENA


    Ron Cena:
    Your time is up, my time is now
    You can’t see me, my time is now
    It’s the franchise, boy I’m shining now
    You can’t see me, my time is now
    You chose the wRONg person to dun fuck with
    Now watch we me whip out my D(X) and get ready to suck it
    I’m the face that runs this place yellin LOLCENAWINS
    I’m a jacked muscle dude while ya’ll need to hit the gym
    America is the best, Ron and Gorbie are stupid commies
    You want some, come get some, that’s what I said to your mommies
    I’mma get Ron-dy Orton to give you all an RKO
    Then I’ll give a literal FU to your hoes
    I’ll hit you with my 5 moves and pin you down for the count
    If wrestling had them, I’d beat you in the first round
    You can’t see me, but we can all see you suck
    Call ya’ll Umbre-ron, cuz you bitches is ducks!

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    Ron Paul won
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I will delete this forum.

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    Ron Cena took it.

    Also, I demand a future appearance by Umbre-ron!
    Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.

  8. #228
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    good but needs more lara croft so yeah
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    Retired Moderator, as well as creator and owner of UBERocity on YouTube. Check us out!



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    Absolute madness

    Written by Rocket, Cryonic, Turtle, and meeeeeeee

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    epicrapbattlesohistory
    turtle
    versace
    america
    begin

    America -
    i am america land of the free
    you suck because we have memes
    my rhymes are sick because our healthcare is shit
    i want to assfuck your mums tits
    we have gay marriage because weíre cool
    youíre shitter than our schools
    weíre going to kick sam out of the country
    i bet you dont believe in the easter bunny
    suck my penis you stupid turtle man
    i got more dildos than u ever can
    ill stick them in your ass cause ur a fag
    then iíll wrap u up in the murican flag

    Turtle -
    youíre free to suck my dick, wow youíre a sham
    you suck so much your mascot is uncle SAM
    Who doesnít really suck imo but I guess I gotta go with the flow
    Speaking of flow, you donít have any, so suck it. Bro
    Iím from Romania means Iím poor but not as poor as your rhymes
    Youíre hillarious, but in a bad way not like Chaplin in that movie Modern Times
    Murica you brainwash people thatís like very bad, man
    The only good thing you ever came up with is porn. And Batman.
    You can U.S-uck my dildo, you ho.
    Why donít you crawl back in your little continent and just Chica-go?
    Why do I even speak English? America you suck, I played you like a Hoola
    Ma pis pe batalia asta de cacat, aga-mi-as pula

    (means I piss on the this shitty battle, fuck it in Romanian)

    America:
    yee hah we got cowboys fool
    i bet you and sam are gay jews
    romanian accents are cool but you are not
    iím gonna stick my cowboy boots up your butt
    i bet you suck lots because youíre poor
    your country doesnít even have grocery stores
    lincoln chaffee:
    woah what the fuck is this
    i really need to do a piss
    iím the president now so suck my dick
    iím gonna get surgery so i have tits
    america is great but turtles suck
    umbreon is still a duck


    Al Gore:
    Hereís global warning, you bitches suck.
    Al Gori-fy your face, cuz, uhÖ you all suck.

    Deadpool:
    Is it me? Well hereís my first issue
    I masturbated to this battle, someone get me a tissue

    Boba Fett:
    I look fucking great

    *shot*

    AHHHHHHHHHH

    Adolf Hitler:
    I AM ADOLF HITLER, COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH
    Little know fact: I snort dope on the mic


    sonny bill williams:
    hitler senpai please notice me
    iíll fill your butt with my erect pee

    *sonny bill williams and hitler have sex and give birth to sonny bill hitler*

    SBH:
    i am the best
    fuck the rest
    i beat you cant even past my test
    the test is dont be a jew
    i bet you lose


    Lara Croft:
    fight the patriarchy, women should be free
    if you have any balls vote for me

    Turtle:
    Yo, Iím back for my second verse, so be ready
    Iím just kidding fuck you

    Cocojoe:
    yoyoyo, guess whoís back fo mo.
    spent years training my rap game, fo sho.

    Gucci Mane:
    You all came to my house, canít you see
    Praying to God, like, yo, is it he?
    Bitch, I might be

    Based Lord Std Master:
    WHY DID YOU MAKE ME WAIT
    I REALLY NEED TO MASTURBATE

    who won
    who next
    u choose i think

    terrible joke battles of hot gay dads
    7.8 too much water
    inb4 SSB4 Decoder deletes our post.

    SCRAGGY 4 SMASH U CUNTS


    so is this ready to be uploaded or what

    no

    because Iím gonna rap now

    oh fuck

    announcer:
    sam sucks
    sam sucks
    sam sucks
    sams sucks
    bye

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    ERB worthy
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    I will delete this forum.

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