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    Terrible Joke Battles of Meh





    Suggested by Uprising, it's Goste Rida vs Ominom.

    Writers:
    PolarBore
    Umbreon
    Batman4Real

    Cover: http://i.imgur.com/IkerYwE.png?1

    Battle:
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    Ghost Rider -
    My name is Ghost Rider, and I fucked your girl!

    Eminem -
    Yo, Ghost Rider, you ain't even real, dude.
    Neither is your penis,
    and your face looks like poo!

    Ghost Rider -
    I'll burn you! That's why my head is on fire!
    You can't fix a flat tire!
    Any guy named Eminem probably sucks dick!
    My name is Ghost Rider, and I like your girl's breasts!

    Eminem -
    You suck!
    You jelly of my swag lines,
    and my raps will blow you up like mines!

    Ghost Rider -
    You're a duck!
    You're smaller than a hockey puck, I guess?

    Eminem -
    My rhymes would light you on fire, but you already are
    You chump, I'll crash into you with my car!

    Audio Version By Pool: https://soundcloud.com/adam-yolosnap...paccount/top-k
    Video By SunkistLuva: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJQKvjeDOoM

    Season 1
    Ominom vs Goste Rida
    Gas vs Gers
    Dubstep vs George Washington
    The Devil vs Satan
    Obama vs Sambama
    50 States Finale

    Season 2
    2 Chainz and Gotye vs Drug Addict and Himself
    Jesus vs Breesus
    Ryu and Ken vs Bert and Ernie
    Gas vs Gers #2
    Cocojoe vs Goomy Finale

    Season 3
    Robin Thicke vs Fat Albert
    Doctor Who vs Shakespeare
    Blackbeard vs A Scientist
    Bill Cosby vs Tupac
    Titanic vs Iceberg
    Sam vs O #2
    Scrooge vs Church Christmas Special
    Paul Walker vs DICKS Finale

    Season 4
    SEXMONEYPOWERHOUSEOFCARD S vs Nonsensical Other Writers Who Don't Respect the Rules of Random Selection
    Tommy Wiseau vs Gunnut MKVI Gunnut Day Special
    Coldsteel the Hedgeheg vs Magical_Dolphins
    DaveCreator vs Pharrell Williams
    Carlos Sagan vs Han Solo
    Hitler vs Jesus vs Bob Marley Easter/420/Hitler's Birthday Special
    Piss vs Shit
    Sheldon Cooper vs Isaac Newton
    A Giant Roll of Newspaper vs Spiderman
    Sir William of Wallace vs Rossilini
    Guy Fawkes vs JohnGoopy
    Eminem vs Ghost Rider 2 Finale

    Season 5
    PolarBore and Dion vs The Forum Rules
    Batman Heisenberg and Magic! vs Adonis and Rude Dad
    Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters vs Hitler's Ghost
    MARIO vs Sonic.exe Halloween Special
    Loki vs Zeus' Head Bust
    DOUBLE TJB CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: NicePeter vs Christmas/Spammable Sexter vs Jackoff the Stripper
    Cupid vs. Baba Ji (Valentine's Day Special)
    Memes vs ISIS
    Shaka Zulu vs The Beatles
    John Cena vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    Cleverbot vs Devin Wakesfield
    Eyesack Brick vs An Actual Brick
    Ronald McDonald vs Ronald Weasley
    Turtle vs America
    Bruce Banner and Bruce Jenner vs The Hulk and Caitlyn Jenner vs Bruce Jenner and The Hulk vs Bruce Banner and Caitlyn Jenner Finale

    Bonus Battle
    Panic! At The Disco vs SanicAtTheDisco

    Season 7
    Greg Heffley vs Light Yagami
    Ronald Reagan vs Qin Shi Huang
    Joker and Harley Quinn vs An Actual Couple
    DOUBLE FEATURE!!!!1: Person vs Person/Jimmy Hendrix vs Jimi Neutron
    Allies and Nazis vs Scorpion and Sub-Zero
    Stevie Wonder vs Wonder Woman
    Pacman vs Ms Pacman vs Donald Tyrantrump vs Octillery Clinton vs Captain Underpants vs Spiderman vs Twilight Sparkle vs Edward
    Usain Bolt vs Sonic the Hedgehog
    Paul Walker vs DICKS 2 Finale Part 1
    Paul Walker vs DICKS 2 Finale Part 2
    Paul Walker vs DICKS 2 Finale Part 3
    Paul Walker vs DICKS 2 Finale Part 4
    Paul Walker vs DICKS 2 Finale Part 5
    Paul Walker vs DICKS 2 Finale Part 6

    Season 8
    Weezer vs Weezy
    TheLegend27 vs Coyote Peterson
    Gas vs Gers 3
    Shakira vs Harry Truman
    Captain Underpants vs Saitama
    The Final Battle: Polar vs Umbreon

    Season 9
    Stan Lee vs Spike
    21 Savage vs Hulk Hogan
    Anything Goes Battle
    Elite Smash vs Elliott Smith
    Eminem vs Ghost Rider 3
    Ben Shapiro vs Item on the Top Shelf
    Hydrogen vs Helium (Demo)
    Gunnut vs Juiz Finale

    Season 10
    artist chromatic vs Lil Rubber Duck
    Mr. Freeze vs Iron Man
    Last edited by Poles; 06-18-2019 at 11:22 PM.

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    Indeed.

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    I'm making an audio of this.
    I am the first and ONLY WWERBOH.COM champion.
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    I am the first and ONLY WWERBOH.COM champion.
    Spoiler: 


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pool View Post
    ear raep
    Spoiler: 

    Act uqa wa it
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
    uqa
    wa
    it
    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pool View Post
    Beautiful.

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    Writers:
    PolarBore
    Gunnut
    Pool
    Wumbo

    Cover: http://i.imgur.com/rODoOql.jpg


    Spoiler: 

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MEH
    GAS
    VERSUS
    GERS
    BEGIN

    Gas-
    You think you can beat us? NIGGA, NO
    Gers-
    I'm the formal Nig word, you're just a vulgarist shit
    Why don't you... JUST KISS OUR CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIT
    Gas-
    You use -gers because you're full of hate
    because we fuck your bitches with our dicks while you masturbate
    Gers-
    I'LL WRECK YOU, MATE!
    I'LL EJACULATE STRAIGHT INTO YOUR FACE!
    Gas-
    Nigga, no.
    Gers-
    GAS IS LIKE GAS, SO YOU CAN KISS MY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAASS

    WHO WON? idk
    WHO'S NEXT? idfk dood
    YOU DECIDE! nuu u

    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH
    Last edited by Poles; 06-07-2014 at 06:56 PM.
    Spoiler: 

    Act uqa wa it
    Spoiler: 
    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
    uqa
    wa
    it
    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Fan made battles should be more like this

    ...I guess?
    I don't have friends here. everybody loves me though. Previously known as Andrino.

    I make music. You can find it here.
    https://soundcloud.com/youririnozmusic

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    But, alas, much of society today will see you slapped fifteen times by a girl without interference, but the first strike back would get you handcuffed - Gunnut, 2013
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrino View Post
    Fan made battles should be more like this

    ...I guess?
    You're smaller than a hockey puck.... I guess?
    I am the first and ONLY WWERBOH.COM champion.
    Spoiler: 


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    Audio version by Pool and his brother: https://soundcloud.com/adam-yolosnap...t/lyrical-gold
    Pool never ceases to amaze me.

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