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    This was dummy fun to write, and it came out great (unlike Gunnut)

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    Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad


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    This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.
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    get cancer
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    They're called Japanese people, Juiz



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    The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
    The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.


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    do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus
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    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
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    "Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.


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    My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.
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    this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life
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    Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.
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    This forum needs a good return to fascism


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    Gunnut, bro, you’re like, so bogus.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    Here is the season premiere of Terrible Joke Battles of Meh season 10.

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    Terrible Joke Battles of Meh
    artist chromatic
    Versus
    Lil Rubber Duck
    Begin

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    alright so lets get going, ill give yall a beat
    *beatboxes a pretty epic battle rap beat*

    artist chromatic:
    YellowNerd more like freebird

    Lil Rubber Duck:
    Po more like poop

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    OH FUCK
    *speeds up the beat to make it more intense*

    Lil Rubber Duck:
    uh uh uh

    artist chromatic:
    check me out

    Lil Rubber Duck:
    I already did
    u is hot
    but so is tamale

    artist chromatic:
    whats htat

    Lil Rubber Duck:
    A tamale is a traditional Mesoamerican dish, probably from modern-day Mexico, made of masa or dough, which is steamed in a corn husk or banana leaf. The wrapping can either be discarded prior to eating, or be used as a plate, the tamale eaten from within. (c) wikipedia

    MC Garlic Knots:
    UR A TAMALE

    artist chromatic:
    oh shit its mc garlic knots\

    Lil Rubber Duck:
    OH FITE ME GARLIC KNOTS
    MORE LIKE
    Garlic Snots

    MC Garlic Knots:
    dat me
    Whoa
    rubber duck
    More like you rubber SUCK

    Lil Rubber Duck:
    Dr halp

    Dr. Thot Slayer:
    this is literal murder
    but it will only be literaly murder
    after I fucking murder garlic knots on these beats

    MC Garlic Knots:
    ok first of all whoa
    second of all lava lamp drop a beat

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    WAIT GUYS
    STOP
    HOLD IT
    I NEED TO CHANGE THE BEAT UP NOW
    *stops beatboxing, takes a deep breath*
    *starts beatboxing a crazy intense beat*

    Dr. Thot Slayer:
    garlic knots
    more like
    garlic TAKES knots

    artist chromatic:
    dr thot slayer more like dr pepper

    Dr. Thot Slayer:
    jokes on you thats a compliment
    i'm refreshing
    unlike your s t y le

    MC Garlic Knots:
    Dr Thot Slayer
    More like
    Dr trident layers

    Lil Rubber Duck:
    Hey Dr
    Where's uh
    your degree
    :rekt:

    Dr. Thot Slayer:
    Hey rubber duck
    Where's your
    e r n i e

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    can i stop beatboxing yet

    artist chromatic:
    im the artist chromatic
    sparts lives in an attic

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    guys im like gonna pass out
    finish your rap battle
    before i faint

    MC Garlic Knots:
    yo green beanz more like green jeans

    Lil Rubber Duck:
    My enemies are losers, I'm gonna finish dis rap like my penis
    SHORT.
    :rekt:

    MC Garlic Knots:
    lyrical spiritual

    artist chromatic:
    Im ahead of you mentally do not emss with me

    DJ Green Beanz:
    I'm a lyrical miracle spiritual individual

    artist chromatic:
    always writing the best lyrics spit it on the mic so you can ehar it
    yung lava lamp is a tramp

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    whoa
    alright
    alright
    alright
    alright
    alright
    i guess i gotta step in now
    yo DJ Green Beanz gimmie a beat

    DJ Green Beanz:
    *does a killer rap beat*

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    uhn
    yeah
    uh huh
    uh huh
    yeah
    what
    uhn
    uh huh
    okay
    yeah
    what
    uh huh
    yeah
    what
    what
    uh huh
    yeah
    alright here i go
    yeah
    uh huh
    uhn
    yeah
    uh huh
    alright for real this time
    uh h uh
    yeah
    uhn
    what
    uh huh
    uh huh
    ya name is artist chromatic but you a bitch
    *drops mic*

    artist chromatic:
    Poopy-di scoop
    Scoop-diddy-whoop
    Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
    Poop-di-scoopty
    Scoopty-whoop
    Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
    Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
    Poop, poop
    Scoop-diddy-whoop
    Whoop-diddy-scoop
    Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

    DJ Green Beanz:
    No kill it with fire

    MC Garlic Knots:
    HOLY SHIT
    ARTIST CHROMATIC WITH AN EARLY CANDIDATE FOR SONG OF THE YEAR
    green beanz let’s rap battle rn

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    *drops a sick beat*

    MC Garlic Knots:
    green beanz eats kid cuisines
    I’m gonna punch him in his spleens

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    Uh huh, yeah
    Here we go
    No, no, here we go
    Yeah, uh huh, mmm
    Mmm, uh huh, yeah
    Yeah, uh huh
    Here we go
    Here we go, here we go
    Uh huh, yeah
    Um, sometimes I like to eat a lot of potato chips

    DJ Green Beanz:
    uh huh, yeah
    garlic knots, that really stinks
    imma take u to an ice skating rink
    we're gonna go on a date and have a good time
    thats all

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    yo i would like to say that artist chromatic is the greatest rapper of all time
    i would like to say that but i cant

    MC Garlic Knots:
    Green beanz is probably bad at Wii sports
    Meanwhile I am very good at Wii sports
    You’ve probably never even seen toy story 3
    But I saw toy story 3 on blue ray for free

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    because she's like 2 feet tall and cant reach the mic
    so nobody can even HEAR her rap

    artist chromatic:
    wow
    thanks for letting me know
    I will invest in microphones better suited for my height

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    no problem

    DJ Green Beanz:
    garlic knots I bet you have no children
    and I bet you're not even skilled and
    I bet you have no friends bitch
    except actually you're the lilo to my stitch
    and I like you and also you're not named brian
    but together we serve the same god zion

    MC Garlic Knots:
    green beanz you’re right I don’t know why we’re fighting
    honestly man I’m done with the fighting
    because there really is no reason that we should be fighting
    So I hereby retire from fighting

    DJ Green Beanz:
    artist chromatic and yung lava lamp
    honestly both of you are just really damp
    ima fix wolves said a man named kanye west
    but he is not the greatest, I am the best
    i will squash you 2 like a man does a bug
    then imma bury the bodies under my new rug
    *drops mic*

    MC Garlic Knots:
    OH SHIT

    DJ Green Beanz:
    they call me dj green beanz cause I'm the freshest
    like my vegetables

    MC Garlic Knots:
    yo artist chromatic and yung lava lamp I said I retired from fighting but for you two it’s worth it
    Because when it comes to rapping you 2 are the worstest.
    If I had a gun and 2 bullets I’d shoot no one because gun violence is bad
    but your faces really make me mad

    DJ Green Beanz:
    OH SNAP

    MC Garlic Knots:
    oh look at this guy brad he doesn’t even have a rap name

    Brad:
    look at this wannabe MC, thinks his name is hot, well I gotta tell you it’s really garlic, not

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    alright guys im gonna hit us with the official Top 10 Rappers list:
    Number 10. Kanye West - He had a good poop song but that's about it better luck next time baybee
    Number 9. Honey? Can you hear me? It's me, Richard. You've been in a coma for 2 years.. I'm starting to worry about you. The doctors said we're going to try an experimental technique to try and help you recover. I'm communicating to you through a fictional Top 10 Rappers list on a Discord server for a rapping Hitler forum. If you can hear, please come back to me. I love you and I miss you. Please.
    Number 8. Dr. Thot Slayer - Too busy slaying thots to rap but that's respectable buddy.
    Number 7. $anurai - He hasn't rapped yet but his name is so cool he moves up a few spots man damn that's a sick name.
    Number 6. DJ Green Beanz - He had a lot of venom in his battles but he went soft after a while the streets don't know this boy no more.
    Number 5. Vanilla Ice - I mean honestly Ice Ice Baby is the #1 song of all time so
    Number 4. artist chromatic - Ever since she got a shorter mic stand people could hear her and she's pretty good
    Number 3. Lil Rubber Ducky - i dont remmeber if he ever rap but i like him
    Number 2. MC Garlic Knots - yo remember that one time that he did that one rap it was good
    Number 1. Ghost Rider - I mean there's literally nobody else that can be #1

    Brad:
    Do not let Juiz’ list distract you from the fact I ended Adonis’ career

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    who is juiz
    ok im gonna revamp the list one sec
    Number 9999999999999999999999 aka the WORST rapper of all time - Brad. He doesn't even HAVE A RAPPER NAME WTF!??
    Number 10. Kanye West - He had a good poop song but that's about it better luck next time baybee
    Number 9. Honey? Can you hear me? It's me, Richard. You've been in a coma for 2 years.. I'm starting to worry about you. The doctors said we're going to try an experimental technique to try and help you recover. I'm communicating to you through a fictional Top 10 Rappers list on a Discord server for a rapping Hitler forum. If you can hear, please come back to me. I love you and I miss you. Please.
    Number 8. Dr. Thot Slayer - Too busy slaying thots to rap but that's respectable buddy.
    Number 7. $anurai - He hasn't rapped yet but his name is so cool he moves up a few spots man damn that's a sick name.
    Number 6. DJ Green Beanz - He had a lot of venom in his battles but he went soft after a while the streets don't know this boy no more.
    Number 5. Vanilla Ice - I mean honestly Ice Ice Baby is the #1 song of all time so
    Number 4. artist chromatic - Ever since she got a shorter mic stand people could hear her and she's pretty good
    Number 3. Lil Rubber Ducky - i dont remmeber if he ever rap but i like him
    Number 2. MC Garlic Knots - yo remember that one time that he did that one rap it was good
    Number 1. Ghost Rider - I mean there's literally nobody else that can be #1

    MC Garlic Knots:
    Dear Brad, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
    I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
    I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
    There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'

    DJ Green Beanz:
    number 6 deserved to be up by his brother mc garlic knots
    they both hit hard but squashed their beef and became friends

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    nah DJ Green Beanz
    streets have spoken

    MC Garlic Knots:
    Put some respect on green beanz
    Green beanz is at least top 5

    DJ Green Beanz:
    you don't speak for the streets
    fake ass lava lamp

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    alright i guess im gonna have to kill this man
    did you notice that im not even on the list?
    its because im not a rapper
    im a career ENDER
    alright someone give me a fuckin beat
    SOMEONE
    GIVE ME
    A FUCKING
    BEAT
    alright i guess ill have to show my secret technique
    i didnt wanna show it yet
    but i have no choice
    *drops a fuckin killer beat so fast that it leaves an after image that is still dropping a beat, allowing the real me to rap*

    MC Garlic Knots:
    yo I’m calling brads bluff
    because he thinks he’s really tough
    but actually he is just whack
    hey guys the mcrib is back

    Big Z:
    Hip hop flippity floppity dippity doppity
    Properly escort yourself away from my property

    Brad:
    DJ Green Beanz? More like DJ Seen Peenz

    MC Garlic Knots:
    Brad? More like doesn’t have a rap name because he is crap, mane

    Yung Lava Lamp:
    Yo, DJ Green Beanz,
    You fuckin make me green
    cause im SICK of seeing you
    you fuckin smell like poo
    You look like a horse
    except you don't have luxurious hair or a big dick
    so basically you look nothing like a horse
    i once watched the Lion King
    u look like an onion ring
    i thought we were friends and we were cool
    but clearly for thinking that i was a fool
    cause you a worse backstabber than brad
    so for trusting you i guess thats my bad
    im gonna kill you and send you straight to hell
    you fuckin bumbis
    artist chromatic couldnt rap for most of her career cause she was too short but she was still a better rapper than you
    *stops beatboxing*
    im retiring

    Big Z:
    Awful rhymes are coming out of your heads
    I am going to bed
    Goodbye

    MC Garlic Knots:
    good night uprising have sweet dreams
    yung lava lamp has no memes
    ok I’m done w this
    For now

    DJ Green Beanz:
    yo YLL, Y two L's?
    cause im bringing u straight to hell
    u can't beat me, you're a fucking lamp ass bitch
    and guess what? imma leave that body in a ditch
    when im done with u you'll be unrecognizable
    and then i'll throw in a pile of
    all the other men whose careers i've ended
    i'll shove my fist so far up ur ass you're permanently bended
    then i'll elbow drop you right through your shitty waves
    i'm gonna bring back your career and they'll spam "What a save!"
    cause bitch you can't step to the green beanz
    and also, I have a way bigger peen

    artist chromatic:
    I'm the artist chromatic with another verse in post
    Let me look up some rhymes on rhymezone
    -atic, -cratic, attaque, attic, attock, batak, battik, bat tick, catic, cratic, gatech, hattic, katak, matic, matoke, mattick, mattock, p-static, patak, phatic, pratic, satec, shattuck, snattock, static, vatic
    abatic, acmatic, agnatic, akratic, aquatic, astatic, asthmatic, bregmatic, carnatic, caryatic, climatic, cognatic, comatic, commatic, creatic, cryostatic, dalmatic, dermatic, dogmatic, dramatic, ecbatic, ecstatic, ectatic, emphatic, enatic, erratic, eustatic, extatic, fanatic, geratic, grammatic, gromatic, haematic, hematic, hepatic, isatic, karmatic, keratic, klezmatic, lavatic, lymphatic, magmatic, nematic, neumatic, noematic, nostratic, osmatic, palatic, pancratic, phlegmatic, phosphatic, phreatic, piratic, plasmatic, pneumatic, poematic, pompatic, pragmatic, prelatic, prismatic, prostatic, protatic, pysmatic, quadratic, rhematic, rheumatic, sabbatic, sarmatic, schematic, schismatic, sciatic, sematic, smegmatic, socratic, somatic, spermatic, stemmatic, stigmatic, stomatic, stromatic, strumatic, sulphatic, sylvatic, systatic, thematic, traumatic, triatic, truismatic, uratic, venatic, viatic, villatic
    achromatic, acrobatic, adriatic, aerobatic, aerostatic, aliphatic, amacratic, anabatic, anastatic, androcratic, animatic, anosmatic, antasthmatic, anti-static, antistatic, aplanatic, apneumatic, apophatic, apostatic, arithmatic, aromatic, asiatic, astigmatic, athematic, atraumatic, autocratic, automatic, biostatic, biquadratic, blastematic, bureaucratic, catabatic, catagmatic, catalatic, cataphatic, charismatic, chiasmatic, cholestatic, choreatic, cinematic, coenzymatic, cytostatic, democratic, diabatic, diastatic, diastematic, dichromatic, dilemmatic, diplomatic, diprismatic, ectobatic, emblematic, empyreumatic, endermatic, engrammatic, enigmatic, enneatic, enzymatic, epistatic, euchromatic, evolatic, fluviatic, fungistatic, geostatic, gyrostatic, haemostatic, hanseatic, hemostatic, hieratic, hierocratic, hippocratic, homoeostatic, hydrostatic, hyperstatic, hypostatic, informatic, instamatic, ischiatic, isocratic, isostatic, katabatic, kerygmatic, kinematic, kleptocratic, leucocratic, leviratic, macrosmatic, magistratic, majestatic, mathematic, melismatic, merismatic, mesocratic, metastatic, miasmatic, microsmatic, mithridatic, mobocratic, monocratic, morganatic, muriatic, mydriatic, myotatic, nondramatic, nonemphatic, nonenzymatic, nonthematic, numismatic, operatic, orthostatic, panchromatic, pancreatic, pathematic, phantomatic, phonematic, photostatic, pleromatic, plutocratic, porismatic, post-traumatic, posttraumatic, pre-socratic, presocratic, problematic, proceleusmatic, programmatic, psoriatic, rheostatic, rhizomatic, sensormatic, sterigmatic, stratocratic, subhepatic, symptomatic, syntagmatic, systematic, technocratic, telematic, telesmatic, theocratic, thermostatic, timocratic, trichromatic, trigrammatic, undogmatic, undramatic, unemphatic, unthematic, zeugmatic, zygomatic
    acroamatic, adiabatic, afroasiatic, allochromatic, allosematic, anagrammatic, analemmatic, anathematic, aneurismatic, aneurysmatic, antistrumatic, aphorismatic, apochromatic, apophlegmatic, aposematic, apothegmatic, aristocratic, asymptomatic, atelectatic, atheromatic, autopneumatic, axiomatic, bacteriostatic, bioclimatic, blastodermatic, carcinostatic, cariostatic, categorematic, chromonematic, conglomeratic, cycloaliphatic, diagrammatic, diastomatic, dixiecratic, electrostatic, embolismatic, endolymphatic, enthymematic, epidermatic, epigrammatic, episematic, erythematic, eurasiatic, exanthematic, extrahepatic, extrasomatic, gastrohepatic, gastropneumatic, gerontocratic, gynecocratic, hallelujatic, hemolymphatic, hierogrammatic, homeostatic, homochromatic, hydropneumatic, hyperchromatic, hypochromatic, hypodermatic, iconomatic, idiocratic, idiomatic, intrahepatic, isochromatic, leptosomatic, lipogrammatic, logogrammatic, magnetostatic, melodramatic, meristematic, meritocratic, metachromatic, metasomatic, microclimatic, monochromatic, monodramatic, monogrammatic, monothematic, non-automatic, nonautomatic, nondemocratic, nonmetastatic, nucleoplasmatic, orthochromatic, overdramatic, pantisocratic, pantopragmatic, paradigmatic, perihepatic, perilymphatic, periprostatic, photochromatic, phrenohepatic, physiocratic, pleochromatic, polychromatic, presymptomatic, protoplasmatic, psychodramatic, psychosomatic, puboprostatic, semiaquatic, stereostatic, subzigomatic, subzygomatic, suprahepatic, synallagmatic, telangiectatic, tetrachromatic, theorematic, undemocratic, undiplomatic, unproblematic, unsystematic, xanthochromatic
    antiaromatic, antidemocratic, antienzymatic, antiperistatic, antipsoriatic, apotelesmatic, atmospheric static, austroasiatic, bioinformatic, cardiohepatic, frontozygomatic, heterochromatic, ideogrammatic, idiochromatic, idiosyncratic, isodiabatic, nonadiabatic, paleoclimatic, philomathematic, phototrichromatic, polyaromatic, pseudaposematic, semiautomatic, squamozygomatic, subdiaphragmatic, syncategorematic, thymicolymphatic, tuberculostatic, unidiomatic, vesicoprostatic
    acromonogrammatic, supradiaphragmatic
    parallelogrammatic

    Who Won?
    Who's next?
    I decide
    Last edited by KnotPoles; 4 Weeks Ago at 04:03 AM.

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    Spoiler: 

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer
    Quote Originally Posted by Sane
    Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR
    Quote Originally Posted by Turtle
    fking brad with his white writing on a white background
    Quote Originally Posted by Ludwig
    Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave
    Quote Originally Posted by Adonis
    brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    “Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)

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    Here is my great new battle it is Iron Man vs Mr. Freeze written by me except Jenny wrote one line lesgo

    Spoiler: 
    mr freeze vs iron man like i said earlier ok begin

    Iron Man: Freeze, I suggest you use your right to remain silent
    Before I show your human ass some Marvelous violence
    I'm like an X Wing commander cuz I stay on target
    I take over these streets like I'm a farmer's market
    I wonder where the Victor Fries research went
    That they couldn't fix your funky Hans and Franz accent
    You try to defeat a bat, but he's defeating you still
    They should have given you something that gets bats killed
    And I didn't think I had any feelings in my heart throbbing
    But then it was surely broken after Batman and Robin
    I AM IRON MAN and I've got the flow
    To beat roided out Captain Cold
    I’ve got the mic control like alt-delete
    Your move creep


    Mr. Freeze: Wrong, I have detailed files on the conclusion of your trilogy
    That movie failed Marvel worse than the second movie of your trilogy
    I am Victor Fries, that’s pronounced “freeze” which is pretty fun
    And I’ll be sweeping up your robo-bits like paper clips when I’m done
    My rapping attack is a massive dispatch of freeze guns and freeze grenades
    That rapidly bashes your brains and dismantles that giant laser you use to shoot rays
    We’re not the same, you peel away my perfect suit I’ll go to the tomb
    You look like Robert Downey Jr in an Iron Man costume
    You left your balls on when your suit was created
    (I love you 3000) Bullshit! Your actual real life is terminated
    Based on my detailed analysis of this epic rap shite
    It’s time for your next bad verse and then… I’ll kick some ice


    Iron Man: You once knew love, you once knew shame
    Now all you know is a raging boner for Bruce Wayne
    Nick Fury gave me the initiative to wreck this
    I can’t help it that I’m fresh, you’re about to get ejected


    Mr Freeze: I’ll shoot through your face hole and freeze your neck until you choke
    Then mail your red helmet back to James Rhoades


    Iron Man: Nice try, but I’m too quick on the draw
    I’ll send you to fucking jail cuz you broke the law


    Mr Freeze: Chill out, dickwad, your emotions are just like Banner
    I couldn’t find a decent rhyme in your line with Batman’s evidence scanner
    You’re too slow, I put more ice in men than a lemonade stand
    I prefer Iron Man by that Black Sabbath band


    Who won?

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    Bill O'Reilly
    Hitler
    Abraham Lincoln
    Sarah Palin
    Kim Jong-il
    Beethoven
    Einstein
    Genghis Khan
    Bonaparte
    Benjamin Franklin
    Dumbledore
    Dr. Seuss
    Mr. T
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    Beautiful

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    truly a work of true artists

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    Idk who worked on this one. Claim credit
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    Terrible Joke Battles of Meh
    Danny Devito
    Vs
    Vito Corleone
    Begin!

    Vito Corleone:
    I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse
    I really appreciate the Jews
    But i don’t appreciate you
    I’ll kick you where the always sunny doesnt shine u douche
    I’ll kick you in half call you danny devi-two
    If you’re the trash man then im a raccoon cuz im eatin u up
    If you’re a wrestler than so am i cuz im beatin’ u up
    OHHHH Daniel you need to read the rap manual
    I’ll get my goons and beat you upside the cranial
    Remember that one scene where I stopped being alive
    It was kind of sad but not as sad as THIS GUY

    Danny Devito:
    Hello my name is Danny Devito
    I get more cheese than doritos cheetos or fritos
    If the Godfather part II is so good why isn’t there a godfather part II 2
    I would like to take this moment to also support the jews
    Except for Sam I get shorter with him than I already am
    Did I mention that I don’t like Sam
    I look like RL Stine
    I’m a garden so ur dyin’
    Or something metaphorical like that
    You and winning have no corelonation
    I’ll something wrestling federation idk

    Vito Corleone:
    Hey man, I like the verse, but I don’t like Sam
    We should team up, go to his house, and go blam
    Pow pow pow
    Take the gun, and leave his cannoli scattered astrew
    Unlike my brain when I verse versus YOU
    Danny Devito I remember you in that one Batman movie
    With Catwoman in it too, you were the penguin in juvy
    Well no he didn’t get caught but I needed a rhyme for movie
    If you didn’t like this verse I have two words: BLOW ME!

    Danny Devito:
    Ill take all your lines and De-Vito them
    If you even had a friend i would beat yo friend
    I’ll run you over with your car after I De-Repo it
    You can’t diss a dude, without the wit
    Marlon Brando is a vast ho
    I’ll give your significant other the D-vito
    I’ll rip you apart like an animal
    My raps are sweet like a Danny-mal
    I’ll kick your ass at any mall
    I’ll even kick your ass down the hall
    And now for my hardest diss of all
    I do not particularly care for you or your family at all
    Or your movies honestly, kinda boring tbh!
    Like I respect the filmmaking and its legacy or whatever but what a snooze!
    Dipshit!

    Vito Corleone:
    Fuck you shithead
    I’d kick your ass in person but im a little bit dead
    Im the godfather of cinema you’re the godfather of not being particulary talented all things considered
    I got nothing that rhymes with considered
    Gotta say you sucking this bad’s on Brand-o for you, Danny
    You suck more than handy mannY THEY RIPPED OFF BOB THE BUILDER FUCK THEM

    Osborn Ronald:
    It’s your boy, Osborn Ronald!
    Woo!
    Yeah!
    Uh!
    Check me out!
    Uh!
    Yeah!
    Okay,
    Here we go
    Ugh
    Yeah
    I think this is really danger for you
    I’m box you in the office, CALL ME THE GODFATHER PART 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Let me take your girl to the movies
    Maybe we can watch THE GODFATHER PART 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You probably vote Brexit like ranger
    This is really danger for you, and I AM THE DANGER

    Daniel Devito:
    You have no Friends
    And probably no Twins
    You’re just a Dumbo
    Be Cool like Wumbo
    It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
    I was also in Matilda

    Eminem:
    It’s me Eminem I’ll break you like a stem
    When I sew I always hem
    In the next election I’ll vote a dem
    I’m a rockstar call me REM
    One of my nicknames is Em
    But my real name is Marshall M
    I’m making a pun on my name with Eminem
    It’s supposed to sound like M&M
    Because my real name has two Ms
    It’s genius meanwhile let’s take a look at that one bitch
    Whose lack of name creativity makes me sick
    That fucker Ghost Rider has a really uncreative name
    One of the weakest MC names in the game
    It’s cuz he sold his soul to Satan and now he does bike tricks
    But if you ask me what I see, it’s just a huge dick
    Wait Ghost Rider isn’t here so I’m talking behind his back
    Gunnut isn’t either but I’ll give him a massive attack
    Let me just get all of the people I want to diss out of the way
    If I say your name in these next few lines, you are gay
    Your mom, the Titanic, Ryu, A Drug Addict, Sambama, Obama,
    Paul Walker, DICKS, Rob Ford, Tommy Wiseau, SAMBAMA
    Mr Freeze and Iron Man, Scorpion and Sub-Zero, Hulk Hogan
    I’m eating up everyone in TJB just like an orange
    Door hinge porridge
    Dissraps in storage
    Fuck Ghost Rider 2019 man
    But not literally, in case you’re my girlfriend

    Who won?
    Who’s Next?
    You Danny Decide!
    Terrible Joke Battles of Mehrlin Brando

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    I wrote like four lines before it even had third parties.

    I’m happy with the result of course
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Presenting the masterpiece of Wumbo vs PewDiePie, as written by Juiz and Wumbo


    Spoiler: 
    Cover by Adonis:



    Cover by Wumbo:



    Spoiler: 

    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEH

    WUMBO

    VS

    PEWDIEPIE

    BEGIN!

    Wumbo:
    Yo PewDiePie, I’ll make you PewDieDie
    And when I’m done with you you’re gonna PewDieCry
    If I said you could beat me it’d be a PewDieLie
    Brb going to Wendy’s to get some PewDieFries.

    *leaves and comes back*

    ok i’m back
    Yo Felix, you say you’re just a heated gamer
    but on the forum, we just say you’re lamer
    You remind me of my ex-girlfriend, because you’re Swedish
    Beating the eff outta you? That’s my fee-tish.
    In fact you’re even worse than Gunnut (Juiz: ooooo)
    But not worse than Sam cause he’s a JEW.

    PewDiePie:
    Tom, you and I have a lot in common, and that’s hating Sambama

    Wumbo:
    The only thing I hate more was vermounting your Mama

    PewDiePie:
    OK that’s it bro
    What kind of name is Wumbo
    You think you’re a big shot, but I’m much bigger
    And that’s ‘cause you’re a stupid n-

    Skipper and The Penguins from Madagascar:
    MR WUMBAMA GET DOWN, we’ll save you from this racist
    He’s a loser who probably lives in his mom’s basement
    I may be a penguin but I’ll still kick your ass
    Also I can say the N-word cause Obama gave me the N-word pass.

    *Rico shoots PewDiePie with a gun*

    Wumbo:
    Thank you Skipper, you’re my greatest friend
    Hopefully now, this battle will end

    “AROOOOOOOOoo”

    Tim Allen:
    Pewdiepie crawled so I can walk
    Yeah I’ll say the n-word in my standup, I don’t give a FOCK
    Political Correctness has gone to infinity and beyond
    I am so mad about it I want to go drown in a pond

    Some Kid:
    Hey look dad it’s Santa Claus! He’s here to give me some Christmas gifts!

    Some Kid’s Dad:
    It’s July, not December, he’s breaking into our house. I’m gonna kill that bitch!

    *Some Kid’s Dad shoots Tim Allen*

    *Some Kid’s Dad becomes Santa*

    Wumbo:
    I’m glad you Buzz-ed off Tim, you fucking FASCIST
    Is this battle finally over? Kowalski, analysis.

    Kowalski:
    nope

    *Door slams open with a funky bassline*

    Michael Richards:
    It’s your favorite Mike without the Hat, and I’m ready to spit
    And I’m here to tell Tom why he and black people ain’t SHIT
    Remember how in the first episode of Seinfeld he called me Kesler?
    That was weird.

    Guy in the Crowd:
    My friend doesn’t think you’re funny

    Michael Richards:
    Oh okay…

    *Michael Richards walks off stage*

    Juiz’s friend Dylan:
    Hey Wumbo I don’t even know who you are
    But you sound like a bitch so I’m gonna hit you with my car
    I may only be five foot two
    But I’m still taller than YOU

    Wumbo:
    Dylan you are the saddest thing I’ve ever seen since Loss
    Why don’t you go back to yelling at women at Bagel Boss

    *Wumbo accidentally steps on Dylan, crushing him*

    Barack Obama:
    Tom, I’d like to thank you from the bottom of my heart
    For dealing with these evil people who eat farts
    You defeated Dylan, some racists, and a Youtuber who liked the Third Reich
    So today I will be awarding you… SIKE!

    *Obama pulls off his mask, revealing…*

    Donald Trump:
    I’m the final boss of hatred and this battle will be YUGE
    I’m the Supreme Aryan being, from my toupee to my PUBES
    You and your penguins hurt some very fine people, you are a loser and sad
    And honestly? Since when was the N-Word so bad?
    I should call your raps Fox News because they’re…. FAKE NEWS
    And also you’re FAKE and a JEW.
    Many people are saying it, you’re the greatest disaster for this country since Sam
    So good thing I’m here to drop bombs on you like the bombs I want to drop on Iran
    If I made contact with you, It’d be like grabbing a pussy
    I’ll build a wall of bars around myself so you can’t touch me
    I’m the Leader of America and I’ll never retire
    But as for you Tom well YOU’RE FIRED!

    *Wumbo is seen on the ground, defeated. He slowly stands up, and his theme song stars playing in the background. He lifts his head and looks Trump right in the eyes, before powering up. He prepares his ultimate final attack against Donald Trump*

    Wumbo Requiem:
    No you.

    *Donald Trump starts to crack as the ultimate attack lands.*

    Donald Trump:
    N-nani?! Bakana… K-kono Donald.. Kono Donald Da!

    * He cannot contain the power, and explodes. Wumbo falls to a knee, his energy spent. The sounds of people cheering fills the air. Evil is defeated.*

    Wumbo:
    There’s only one reason you lost, Donald. One simple reason. You pissed me off.

    Barack Obama:
    Wumbo, my uhhhh fellow American. On behalf of uhhh all of America, I would like to thank you.
    As a token of gratitude for your heroics, I bestow uhhh the N-word pass to you.

    Wumbo:
    It is an honor, Mr. Obama
    I’m proud to call you my friend, and my n—

    WHO WON
    WHO’S NEXT
    YOU DECIDE

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