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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

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    COVER - http://i.imgur.com/9ZZI5ZL.jpg

    WRITERS -
    PolarBore
    Sambama
    Tomahawk
    Clemi

    BATTLE -
    Spoiler: 

    INTRO:
    Coldsteel: Hey, Did You Eat This Morning ??
    Magical Dolphins: Yes
    Coldsteel: You don't get its a a Fat Joke haha (NOTE: In real life MD is not fat)
    Magical Dolphins: Shut up you purple hedgeheg
    Coldsteel: psh..nothing personnel..kid
    Magical Dolphins: Let’s battle
    Coldsteel: k

    TERRIBLE JOKE BATTLES OF MEHHHHGAhahHAHagahahANAaGH*COUGH* meh.
    COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG
    VERSUS
    MAGICAL_DOLPHINSSSSSSSSSSSS
    BEGIN!


    Magical_Dolphins -

    This is Going to be the Biggest Thing that happened To me this month
    Come at me you motHerfuckking cunt
    I'm dropping bombs On you like the taliban
    You're're a hedgeheg you're not even a real man
    fuck gonad, i'm the reel mastor of raeping and rapping
    fisrt confession: i am gay. second confess
    iOn YOU'r GAYER
    you know who's a BROWN KID a copy fuck fart like you
    your creator stole you from so
    nic and claimed it was something new
    ...
    and plus i bet ur brown insiede you're fur
    you may Dislike ur dad but im ur veRbal father


    Coldsteel the Hedgeheg -

    magical dolphins? more like magical SHIT.
    like gonad said, you can't diss a dude without the wit!
    your never gunna be a mod+admin, u deviant tard
    And I am going to show everyone your deviantart
    go fuck yourself, you megga ass-******
    i'll crash into you with my motorcycle, you... you ******
    the only good thing you've ever done was post porn
    speaking of that, do you have any more?
    I'll knock u up like a bowl of roofies
    My name is Coldsteel, and I like your girl's big boobys


    Magical_Dolphins -

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BULLY FREE BATTLE!!!
    DION AND TOM NEV
    RE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT AT AL!!!!!
    IM LEVING FOREVER AND EVER AND ITS ALL UR FALT!
    EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE WOR
    LD HATE U AND PURPLE!!!!!
    DONT JUDGE MEE U SHOULD B THE GUY WE CALL SPAM HERE
    BYE FOREVER

    *Out of nowhere, a flying mercades-benz (with a license plate of "666") crashes into Magical_Dolphins.
    Somebody steps out of it, and they are none other than Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way*


    Coldsteel: are u a hot gurl with big boobys who are a slut?
    Ebony: yes
    Coldsteel: k lets have sex


    Dumbledore -

    WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS????
    The rap battle forgot to mention this day
    WHEN I KNOCKED YOUR ASS BACK TO COLDWOOD THE GREY
    And you Ebony, looks like being a bitchy bitch is your lifegoal
    Ebony is also a porn category so shut your filthy mouthhole
    you need to cut it out you horny obominations
    or i'll shake you like an earthquake to a haitian
    *Dumbledore blows them up with mines while listening to some Good Charlotte*

    *Announcer runs away*
    Last edited by Poles; 02-25-2014 at 05:53 PM.

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