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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

  1. #391
    LAWLzoR's Avatar 2016 Rapper of the Year
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    I know these are just joke battles, but for the Iron Man vs Dr. Freeze one, I think instead of:

    You try to defeat a bat, but he's defeating you still
    They should have given you something that gets bats killed

    it should've been

    You try to defeat a bat, but he is beating you still
    You should've just paid the fuckin Orkin bill
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    Terrible Joke Battles of Meh
    LAWLzoR
    Versus
    MatPat

    MatPat:
    Hi I'm MatPat and I support the death penalty
    And you're facing death when you rap against me
    I think I'm gonna beat your ass but that's just a theory
    What kind, you might ask? A GAME THEORY!

    LAWLzoR:
    I know these are the Terrible Joke Battles of Meh
    But if I were you, here's what I would have said:
    "Hi I'm MatPat and I'm out of luck
    Here's a game theory: I just SUCK"

    Michael Cohen:
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    MatPat:
    I'm MatPat and you shouldn't have said ThatThat
    I'm gonna shoot you with my gatgat

    LAWLzoR:
    You don't scare me unlike Five Nights At Freddys
    Here's my last burn: You wet your beddies

    Who won?
    Who's next?
    You decide!
    That's just a joke battle of meh. A Terrible Joke Battle of Meh!

  3. #393
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    i love it
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