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Thread: Terrible Joke Battles of Meh

  1. #291
    BKTurner47's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Oh, alright then. For the next battle, may I suggest Classic Memes (Trollface, Edward Khil, Rick Astley, Insanity Wolf, etc.) v. Dank Memes (Pepe the Frog, Dat Boi, Harambe, Rick Harrison, etc.)?

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    Hey guys we're back we did this super fast just because why not. enjoy.

    writers sam polar sanic
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    Terrible Joe Battles of Men
    Steven Wonder
    Wonden Woman
    Begin
    I wonder how this battleís gonna end


    SW:
    Fight the matriarchy
    If you had your own triarchy just for yourself itíd be the gaytriarchy
    I canít see because Iím fucking blind
    But I can rap tho so I donít mind
    Iím the eighth Wonder of the world ha geddit
    My raps will probably get on the front page of Reddit
    And golden lady oh golden lady Iíd like to go there
    I call you golden because part of your armor is golden not because youíre good or anything so there
    Any way to beat me is a Hardaway to do
    Your role in Batman v Superman reminds me of poo
    All is fair in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
    This battle is fair unless you beat me because thatíd be unfair because youíd need to cheat, dove
    Iím blind as a BatÖÖ...man
    I flow like AquaÖÖ. man
    Iíll X-ray you like Charles
    Professor X-ray you like Charles
    Thatís a double fucking reference
    Malcolm X-ray you like Charles
    Professor Sex-ray you like Charles
    I hear Flash is good at running, heís just like the Flash
    I was pretty fast when I was with your momís ass
    (I Wonder why Iím dissing myself) I Wonder why youíre sucky
    Iím so Wonder-ful Alice is inside of me
    ( ͡į ͜ʖ ͡į)


    WW:
    I hEARD youíre colorblidn thatís why facebook is blue?
    That explains why you canít see that Iím much better than you
    I didnít have a movie appearance for a long time, guess they were Waiting for Gadot
    Your raps sound like that nonsense talk from that Lucky guy from Waiting for Godot
    Iíll rip you off like Gangstaís Paradise did to Pastime Paradise
    Nobody even knows your song lol but I listened to it twice
    It was pretty good man I went ahead and bought your album on iTunes
    (This line is filler weíll come back and fix it later idk what rhymes with iTunes)
    Steven you pretend to do it Iíve been really living through it
    You canít properly see through anything because youíre fucking blind lol
    That was rude I apologize
    Friendzies?

    SW:
    Yeah probably
    We can live together in perfect harmony

    *SW and WW sing Ebony and Ivory for the rest of all human existance yes spelled with an a*

    Whoi won?
    Whoís next
    You decide
    tjber

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    Mike Hat's Avatar Ladybug Pajamas
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    really proud of that Waiting for Gadot line


    Who won?

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    Bill O'Reilly
    Hitler
    Abraham Lincoln
    Sarah Palin
    Kim Jong-il
    Beethoven
    Einstein
    Genghis Khan
    Bonaparte
    Benjamin Franklin
    Dumbledore
    Dr. Seuss
    Mr. T
    Columbus
    EpicLloyd
    Hitler
    Master Chief
    Wright Bros
    Elvis Presley
    Marilyn Monroe
    Steve Jobs
    Freddie Mercury
    Barack Obama
    Doc Brown
    Clint Eastwood
    Sherlock Holmes
    Moses
    Eve
    Gandhi
    Edison
    Babe Ruth
    Mozart
    Gorbachev
    Darth Vader
    Al Capone
    Joan of Arc
    Bob Ross
    Michael Jordan
    JP Morgan
    Rick Grimes
    Superman
    Stephen King
    Sir Isaac Newton
    William Wallace
    Artists
    Stay Puft
    Bonnie and Clyde
    Zeus
    Hannibal Lecter
    Oprah Winfrey
    Quentin Tarantino
    Lewis and Clark
    David Copperfield
    RoboCop
    Eastern Philosophers (Confucius)
    Julius Caesar
    Stan Lee
    Boba Fett
    JRR Tolkien
    Gordon Ramsay
    Frederick Douglass
    Sean Connery
    Bruce Banner
    Frederick the Great
    Donald Trump
    Charles Darwin
    Wonder Woman
    Tony Hawk
    Theodore Roosevelt
    EpicLLOYD

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    GonadTheNomad's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Still a better use of DC properties than Batman v Superman
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    Poles's Avatar Senior Member
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    The end of 2016 is coming up and we need people to help plan/write the deaths battle because yeah we're doing one this year. Who wants in?

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    I could help if you want :D
    Your friendly neighborhood Dadministrator

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    get cancer
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    sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

    and the people say you suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    I could help if you want :D
    PM'd :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    The end of 2016 is coming up and we need people to help plan/write the deaths battle because yeah we're doing one this year. Who wants in?
    I could help!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    The end of 2016 is coming up and we need people to help plan/write the deaths battle because yeah we're doing one this year. Who wants in?
    I suppose it couldn't hurt. Sign me up!

    Juiz: You can quote me on this: Klonoa is my favorite son.

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    I'm fine with joining, I kinda want to be a part of this crew anyways.

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