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    I know these are just joke battles, but for the Iron Man vs Dr. Freeze one, I think instead of:

    You try to defeat a bat, but he's defeating you still
    They should have given you something that gets bats killed

    it should've been

    You try to defeat a bat, but he is beating you still
    You should've just paid the fuckin Orkin bill
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    Spoiler: 
    Terrible Joke Battles of Meh
    LAWLzoR
    Versus
    MatPat

    MatPat:
    Hi I'm MatPat and I support the death penalty
    And you're facing death when you rap against me
    I think I'm gonna beat your ass but that's just a theory
    What kind, you might ask? A GAME THEORY!

    LAWLzoR:
    I know these are the Terrible Joke Battles of Meh
    But if I were you, here's what I would have said:
    "Hi I'm MatPat and I'm out of luck
    Here's a game theory: I just SUCK"

    Michael Cohen:
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    MatPat:
    I'm MatPat and you shouldn't have said ThatThat
    I'm gonna shoot you with my gatgat

    LAWLzoR:
    You don't scare me unlike Five Nights At Freddys
    Here's my last burn: You wet your beddies

    Who won?
    Who's next?
    You decide!
    That's just a joke battle of meh. A Terrible Joke Battle of Meh!

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    i love it
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    tjb is back for the new decade.
    Spoiler: 
    Coronavirus vs Ebola

    Begone (Pls do i donít wanna die)

    Who is saying that?

    The announcer

    Oh okay

    Ebola:
    Iím ebola

    Coronavirus:
    Bienvenido a tu fin, you African bore
    Iím gonna make you and all of America dead af, nevermore
    Your ascendant strain of the female variety couldnít sleep around more
    Which is another way of saying that (YOUR MOMíS A WHORE OOOOOO)
    My raps make you unable to breathe, you literally make peopleís ears bleed
    Youíll get Spara kicked by my car harder than that bald nerd named Steve.

    Ebola:
    Shut upr
    I got a heart blacker than the black plague
    I had an English teacher once named Mrs Hague
    Im so 2010 or whatever youíre so 2000 and late
    At least im not gonna lose to mike pence
    Between you and me im on the fence
    Corona virus? More like its Corona timee
    Message @HoundTbh i perfer Modelo to coronaaa
    Message @Hound



    Coronavirus:
    Ebola more like ebola dead
    Iím coming for gunnut next
    And me and your mom have sex
    我会开车撞你
    我是冠状病毒
    我喜欢你女孩的胸部

    Ebola:
    Youíre called COVID-19 because you suck 19 dicks
    Iím just young ricch and t̴̳̹̞̖̱͇̣a̟͖s̝̟̭̖̲tͅe̯̙͞ͅl͙̮̹e҉̖̫̺̻̹̺s̥̲͠s̢̪̟̲͓ ̦ͅ ̴̥͔͉̩͙̬
    B̧̦̰̟a͠ç͎̰ͅk̷̝̩͈ ͅí̩̳̦ṇ̱̖̥ ̼̜͖͙̮͔͡t̨̖h̻̖̘̩̞͕i͚͈͢s̱̱͈͔͔̣͔͘ ͎̞͈̖̦͉͜ͅb͏̗̫͚i͏̰͈̺t҉̙̟͙͉̝̼c̪h̷,̰ ͍͇̯̗͉̯͠b̧̝͎̮̤̹u̫̞̲̙̦͉t҉̞̱͓̳̺̮̺ ̴a̝̫̬̭ͅ ̧̟l̛͔͍̪̻ot̞͚͍͖̝̟͇͘ ̲̲̭̠m̢̞͍̻͍ͅͅo͔̟̠͠r̜e̮͞ͅ ̢̘̘̺̭r̫̖̘͙͙i̺̦̝̝̩͢ͅc҉̳̫̼̹ͅh҉̘͎̣ ͍͈̀
    ̻͔̦͖̳͢O̫̩̺̲͇͓n ͎̹͔̞͓m̜̦̹̯͖̟̘͡y̠̪͙͓͇̻ ҉̞͉̖̮̯P̛̻̪̣̼a̝̖̦͖͍̗͜p̮͖̼̱̯̠͇a̵̪̥͖͇̖ ̦̭̯̜̥̳̺B̖͎̮ͅͅe͇̮̗͠ạ͎̭̞̬͖̥r̳̬̞̝ ̞̥̝̰̹̳ͅs͎̬̩h̙̥̥i̼͓͓͚̜͔t̟̭,̜̠͍͈̻̝͙ ̶̙͍̰n̷̤͖͇e̺̞̙̪ẹ̵̭̱͉̠̠͖d͔̞ ̞̘̩h͚̳̟̣͈o̰̣t̤͙̲̮̝̠ ́p̞o̮̳͝r̟͍͓̭͕r̢̬̤̝̖͉i͚d͙̬̤̰͈̕ͅg̺̪̯͠e̻ͅ


    Coronavirus:
    Your sorry ass is stuck with poor peeps, my vitriol is equal opportunity
    But Iíll send you to quarantine so fast theyíll call you Tim Scurry
    Tell your progentior for your next pandemic scheme
    Try a little less being shitty and a lot more COVID-19
    Ask Donald if I drop bars, I take troll dolls and I leave bronchiole scars
    Eminem would admit itís best for me to run you over with MY CAAAAAR

    Jenny:
    Fuck you Gonad youíre so bad youíre the worst
    Youíre so bad youíre gonad youíre worst than fred durst
    Iím the best rapper of all time better than Eminem
    I was with your parents I fucked both of them

    Gunnut:
    Okay you wanna make it like that, alright Jenny
    You wonít be able to even talk fast after I smash ur head with this Henny
    We used to be Peabodyís of a Pod but now youíve gone and vexed me
    Maybe TJBíd still be alive if it was sometimes you that texted me
    *mic drop*

    Jenny:
    Iím sorry for not texting you first
    Itís cuz ur the worst than fred dursst


    WNHO OWON


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    Damn Poles when's the album gonna drop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poles View Post
    tjb is back for the new decade.
    Spoiler: 
    Coronavirus vs Ebola

    Begone (Pls do i don’t wanna die)

    Who is saying that?

    The announcer

    Oh okay

    Ebola:
    I’m ebola

    Coronavirus:
    Bienvenido a tu fin, you African bore
    I’m gonna make you and all of America dead af, nevermore
    Your ascendant strain of the female variety couldn’t sleep around more
    Which is another way of saying that (YOUR MOM’S A WHORE OOOOOO)
    My raps make you unable to breathe, you literally make people’s ears bleed
    You’ll get Spara kicked by my car harder than that bald nerd named Steve.

    Ebola:
    Shut upr
    I got a heart blacker than the black plague
    I had an English teacher once named Mrs Hague
    Im so 2010 or whatever you’re so 2000 and late
    At least im not gonna lose to mike pence
    Between you and me im on the fence
    Corona virus? More like its Corona timee
    Message @HoundTbh i perfer Modelo to coronaaa
    Message @Hound



    Coronavirus:
    Ebola more like ebola dead
    I’m coming for gunnut next
    And me and your mom have sex
    我会开车撞你
    我是冠状病毒
    我喜欢你女孩的胸部

    Ebola:
    You’re called COVID-19 because you suck 19 dicks
    I’m just young ricch and t̴̳̹̞̖̱͇̣a̟͖s̝̟̭̖̲tͅe̯̙͞ͅl͙̮̹e҉̖̫̺̻̹̺s̥̲͠s̢̪̟̲͓ ̦ͅ ̴̥͔͉̩͙̬
    B̧̦̰̟a͠ç͎̰ͅk̷̝̩͈ ͅí̩̳̦ṇ̱̖̥ ̼̜͖͙̮͔͡t̨̖h̻̖̘̩̞͕i͚͈͢s̱̱͈͔͔̣͔͘ ͎̞͈̖̦͉͜ͅb͏̗̫͚i͏̰͈̺t҉̙̟͙͉̝̼c̪h̷,̰ ͍͇̯̗͉̯͠b̧̝͎̮̤̹u̫̞̲̙̦͉t҉̞̱͓̳̺̮̺ ̴a̝̫̬̭ͅ ̧̟l̛͔͍̪̻ot̞͚͍͖̝̟͇͘ ̲̲̭̠m̢̞͍̻͍ͅͅo͔̟̠͠r̜e̮͞ͅ ̢̘̘̺̭r̫̖̘͙͙i̺̦̝̝̩͢ͅc҉̳̫̼̹ͅh҉̘͎̣ ͍͈̀
    ̻͔̦͖̳͢O̫̩̺̲͇͓n ͎̹͔̞͓m̜̦̹̯͖̟̘͡y̠̪͙͓͇̻ ҉̞͉̖̮̯P̛̻̪̣̼a̝̖̦͖͍̗͜p̮͖̼̱̯̠͇a̵̪̥͖͇̖ ̦̭̯̜̥̳̺B̖͎̮ͅͅe͇̮̗͠ạ͎̭̞̬͖̥r̳̬̞̝ ̞̥̝̰̹̳ͅs͎̬̩h̙̥̥i̼͓͓͚̜͔t̟̭,̜̠͍͈̻̝͙ ̶̙͍̰n̷̤͖͇e̺̞̙̪ẹ̵̭̱͉̠̠͖d͔̞ ̞̘̩h͚̳̟̣͈o̰̣t̤͙̲̮̝̠ ́p̞o̮̳͝r̟͍͓̭͕r̢̬̤̝̖͉i͚d͙̬̤̰͈̕ͅg̺̪̯͠e̻ͅ


    Coronavirus:
    Your sorry ass is stuck with poor peeps, my vitriol is equal opportunity
    But I’ll send you to quarantine so fast they’ll call you Tim Scurry
    Tell your progentior for your next pandemic scheme
    Try a little less being shitty and a lot more COVID-19
    Ask Donald if I drop bars, I take troll dolls and I leave bronchiole scars
    Eminem would admit it’s best for me to run you over with MY CAAAAAR

    Jenny:
    Fuck you Gonad you’re so bad you’re the worst
    You’re so bad you’re gonad you’re worst than fred durst
    I’m the best rapper of all time better than Eminem
    I was with your parents I fucked both of them

    Gunnut:
    Okay you wanna make it like that, alright Jenny
    You won’t be able to even talk fast after I smash ur head with this Henny
    We used to be Peabody’s of a Pod but now you’ve gone and vexed me
    Maybe TJB’d still be alive if it was sometimes you that texted me
    *mic drop*

    Jenny:
    I’m sorry for not texting you first
    It’s cuz ur the worst than fred dursst


    WNHO OWON

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    I will delete this forum.

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    https://drive.google.com/file/d/1E70...ew?usp=sharing AUDIO

    Obama vs Sambama

    Sambama:
    Me and Sam ain't spoke in a long time
    But I know he used to say that violence is a crime
    Morally speaking, so let's give you a teaching
    Drone-bombing hospitals, is that the change you're preaching?
    Yes you can, you can co-opt a movement
    It's fucked up man, the environment's ruined
    Neoliberalism is a scar on this planet
    Got fascist actions that upscale what Sam did
    There ain't no Paris when it's burning, up in flames
    So fuck your climate accord, we need change
    Fuck expropriation, fuck exploitation
    Toussaint in this bitch, my birth cert's Haitian
    This my dissertation, cuz I'm a student still
    What's a black pres when we got slavers on our bills?
    What's real change when people are living out of pocket?
    I'll knock your face in, Barack your socks when I sock it

    Obama:
    You sound like a communist ho
    Who'd have me reading Marx or even Foucault
    But unlike the girl I met in uni
    I'd never fuck with you cuz you dick is puny.
    Go lick your armpit again that one never gets old
    You can diss me all you want you still voted in Joe
    And that one's even older than the jokes about your armpit
    I barely know you anymore but I'm sure that you still aren't shit
    Capitalism is the way to go and that's the sacred tale
    A system based on surplus surely won't ever fail
    You're a dumb soyboy cuck who's supposedly a Jew
    Can't hold our feet over the fire when we know who's holding who
    I'm your charismatic leader and you follow me
    You can't act a charmer, you're playing Halloween
    Can't overpower me you're a real joker
    We'll live in a society til it's all over

    Sambama:
    I refuse to let my planet fall without a fight
    I know that morning comes at the end of every night
    I will struggle my struggle til the day that I die
    And I'll fight for what's right, revolutionary suicide
    I don't even know Sam's political leanings
    But I'll say what I gotta say because what else is the meaning
    You enforcing borders, you nuclear hoarders,
    The end coming toward us, you aiming for the shortest

    Uprising:
    Uprising needs to be in every version of this battle
    You need to take a vacation, I prefer Seattle
    So pack your bags now. Get on going
    We're all gonna die Sam but I guess it's good knowing

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