(Thank you, Gonad, for the title idea.)
I want to try something that while it may be unoriginal, is interesting nonetheless. In these rap battles the rappers WILL know each other. Also, as you can tell, they will be fictional.
So how about I start this off with a double battle? (Also, I haven't figured out how to make things colored yet so in the raps, the line orders would be: Wario, Waluigi, Wario, Waluigi, etc. and Mario, Luigi, Mario, Luigi etc.)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FICTIONAL ENTITIES WHO KNOW EACH OTHER!!!!
THE MARIO BROTHERS!
VS!!
THE WAAAARIIIIIOOOO BROOOTHEEEERS!
BEGIN!!
Wario and Waluigi:
It's-a-Wario Time! I'm-a-gassed up and rearin' to go.
We're the double trouble team who'll stomp the Mario Bros.!
You want-a-somethin' done right, you gotta D.I.Y.
Come on, bro, how about together we make these two say Good Night!?
Wah ha ha! Great plan, Waluigi, these two can't even bang their princesses.
Yup, one who needs a GPS implant, the other bitches from here to Sarasaland!
Ol' Mario here has a style more flat than the Goombas he stomps.
While Luigi's out of the spotlight, hanging back with Yoshi and Toad's cocks.
Mario and Luigi:
It's-a-me, Mario, ready to Ultra Jump these suckers, and bring some pwnage.
Wal-me's a twig about to snap, and the obese gastank is compensating with serious coinage!
We-a-have a Superstar Saga, one of you makes a living offa mini-games? Ain't that somethin'.
Maybe Wario's diggin' up his nose for gold flow, but he'll always get nothin'!
You ARE our opposites: No fame, no game, but your pain is our gain.
My bro has major truth with Waluigi when he said you have no game!
It's understandable even 'big bad' Bowser has no use for you two.
If you think you've won, then maybe you're the ones on Shrooms!
Wario and Waluigi:
I've-a-eaten Garlic with more kick than the two of you.
How can you rehash the same game and on the title add 'New'!?
You two should polish up your skills, before you end up like the Dark Jewel!
I may not have a game but at least my Kart track has more balls than these two!
Mario and Luigi:
You're-a-just-a-ravenous infamous villainous shrews!
Mamma Mia! You two are on ice now, we'll call you Bowser's Shroobs.
Once again you're outshone and lookin' shabbier than my bro in green.
Ain't that the trut-... Hey, Mario, what do you mean!?
*Luigi looks at the ground, sadly, before he starts shaking in anger. The area around him flashes and once it's gone, Mario, Wario, and Waluigi see he's changed. His shoes and gloves are grey, his shirt black, a bandit's mask over his eyes, and his L is inversed, a bit similar to Waluigi, but the white circle around it is now black.*
Mr. L:
Have at you! You've all invoked the wrath of the Green Thunder.
I'm going to rip apart my pathetic brother and these two blunders!
My raps are cold and heartless, much like my true bro, Brobot.
Hey-o, Mario, where's the respect? You're gonna wish you've shown that!
This battle's just been remixed, it's like WHOA ZONE, or you could call it a Shroom Shake.
Call the Wario Bros. Squirps, cuz my raps'll blow 'em all the way to Outer Space!
F.L.U.D.D. Mario in my flow, and trash Warioware, the Underwhere's where it'll go.
You're all more twisted than Mimi, and more demented than Dimentio!
Waluigi's lanky and cranky, plus he even looks like those Kongs.
The strongest Wario gets is when he gets those garlic jammies, a cape, and a thong!
I should've left big bro in a painting, but Mario, don't be a hater
just because I run faster, jump higher, and have my own Year.
L-ater!
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!!!!
EPIC *ding* RAP BATTLES OF FICTIONAL ENTITIES WHO KNOW EACH OTHER!!!!
(Also, just wondering, is there anybody who could make this into an audio battle?)
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Originally Posted by Mew
