ERBoHMon: Kanto

[Faker]

That's fucking awesome. I love my Wizard of Oz joke.

[Umbreon]

[B]
Romleon: "DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TAYLOR SWIFT"

I lold way too much at that

[rangernumberx]

Sweet mother of Arceus's second aunt twice removed this is awesome.

[Moonjik]

Jesus' lollipop man this is cool.

[Lancer]

Chapter Four: Butts Used Gust!

Spoiler: 

After a hideously long break where Mancha ran all the fuck back to Pallet Town, got a Pokedex and some Pokeballs, and then returned to Viridian City, we return to our story.

The Swift-obsessed hobo who no doubt had a few submissive Gardevoir was gone, and therefore Mancha was able to pass onto the next route, where he was attacked by a... by a...

by a... PIDGEY

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Mancha caught it.

Pokedex: "Pidgey, the bird thing Pokemon. It's a fucking bird, what else do you need to know? Name it Butts! Butts used Gust! Butts used..."

Mancha henceforth silenced the subversive machine and continued into the forest of doom with his new Pidgey, Aero.

VIRIDIAN FOREST

Ah, Viridian Forest. The land of poisonous bugs, death, and creepy fucking children who use aforementioned bugs.

Not a happy place to be. Mancha needed to gtfo faster than gordon freeman with a crowbar insert metaphor for leaving fast here.

He shuffled left around the edge of the tall grass only to find one of those little creepy-ass bug molesters catchers. And they fought.

And the catcher was destroyed.

This essentially happened the whole way through the forest.

Mancha caught a Pikachu as well, and he named it Pika. By this time you have undoubtedly noticed that Mancha had a knack for naming pokemon with spectacular nicknames and that you are quite jealous of his skills.

Mancha finally exited the forest and walked to the next city, Pewter City, home of the first gym leader. He was ready to rumble.

As he entered the city, he heard some girls giggling about the leader.

"Have you heard about the gym leader? Apparently, his Onix isn't the only thing that's hard..."

They laughed as Mancha approached the gym sign.

Pewter Gym, home of Wumbo, a Rock-Type gym leader. His Onix isn't the only thing that's hard!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[sane]

needs moar me

[Baldy Jr]

yer gad dam right

[Lohuydahutt]

If you want to shoehorn me into the story I DESERVE to be an incredibly obnoxious trainer that you managed to beat in like 27 turns =P

[GonadTheNomad]

If you want to shoehorn me into the story I DESERVE to be an incredibly obnoxious trainer that you managed to beat in like 27 turns =P

Be the soup trainer.

[Lohuydahutt]

Be the soup trainer.

I want to have a tentacruel with toxic and a parasect with spore, and any grass type that can use both substitute and leech seed!