Give me random or serious suggestions and ill think about doing them! (no seriously anything)
First Battle!
#1 Me vs ERB Season 3
Spoiler:QUICKIE RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!!!
IN THIS CORNER.... Me
AND IN THIS CORNER.... ERB Season 3
FIGHT!
Me: What the hell is taking you so long, are you taking a shit,
I know rap battles take a while, but i've just about had it!
I've been waiting since april, this is absurd,
Get moving with the uploading, you slow turd!
I will shoot you in the knees, cuz i got killer bees,
For a rap battle of history, you sure don't know your ABC's!
ERB Season 3: Shut the fuck up, you think yer cool? please,
Your rapping is as bad, as Billy in ERBParodies!
Give us some time, at least we don't rush our battles,
Just sit in your cradle, and whine with your baby rattle!
I'm season 3, of history,
You are just, some wanna be,
We may be slow, that i can see,
So shut up before i make you bleed!
WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? MAYBE YOU CAN DECIDE!
QUICKIE RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!
#2 Clemi vs Adam and Eve
Spoiler:QUICKIE RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!!
IN THIS CORNER.... CLEMI
AND IN THIS CORNER.... ADAM... AND.... EEEEVE!
FIGHT!
Adam: Who is this french guy? looks like pewdiepie,
Eve: And just for that, he shall now die!
Adam: Stop nitpicking our battle, it was decent at best,
Eve: So shut up about it before i put you to rest!
Adam: It's kinda funny that this guy wants to battle us, WHAT?
Eve: So despedida, you stupid french twat!
Clemi: That's spanish you fucktards, im clearly french,
and your battle was worse than an ogre's stench!
eat my shit, adam and eve, and nicepeter suck my dick,
this battle made it number 1, on my shit list!
Oh, merde!, looks like i just fucking you up,
Adam vs Eve? 0/10, would watch 2 girls 1 cup!
WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU MIGHT DECIDE!
QUICKIE RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!
#3 Dr Jekyll vs Flaccid Penis (Suggested by WWEFan)
Spoiler:QUICKIE RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING
IN THIS CORNER….. DR JEKYLL
AND IN THIS CORNER….. FLACCID PENIS
FIGHT!!
Dr Jekyll: The doctor is in, it looks like you have HIV,
thats what you get for watching the dirty channels on TV!
I look like a nerd, who just had prostate exam,
your naked, wear a condom, or green eggs and ham!
Flaccid: Don't hurt my feelings, im soft, leave me alone,
i can get angry, i will… knock over your ice cream cone!
i produce wittle semens, so keep calm and SHUT UP!
did flaccid lose this battle?…. yup…. -_-
Mr Hyde: IM HIGH! wait… IDE,
You wanna clean your clothes? WELL I STOLE THE TIDE!
HAHHAHAHA, you got pwned you boob,
FAG SHIT TIT LICKER! LEVEL 99 NOOOOOOB!
Erect Penis: IM GOING HARD!!! SO QUIET YA HEAR?
JUST LIKE SKRILLEX SAID, YOU LIKE IT IN THE ASS!
THIS BATTLE… HAS NO SASS!
SO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ILL GIVE YOU GHETTO SASS!!!
WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOU KINDA MIGHT DECIDE!
QUICKE RAP BATTLES OF ANYTHING!
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