Origins:
Kaname Kuran: Vampire Knight
Alucard: Hellsing


beat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QncsKdRwkeE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!

KANAME KURAN!

VS!

ALUCAAAAAAARD!


BEGIN!

Kaname:

Class is in session, and I'm about to school this feeble twit.
And I'm going to teach why this bloodthirsty brute can't match my wit.
You're a walking deus ex machina; pulling your powers out your ass.
I could get as battered and bloody as you, and I'd still have more class.
You're a Level E vampire, yet it's not worth killing this Alucad.
I was an original vampire, while you were just a sad little Vlad.
I'm spitting rhymes so hot, I'll leave your body crisp and I'll set your soul free.
If you can't stop the Nazis, what hope do you have against me?


Alucard:

Knock knock. Who's there? A real fucking vampire!
Compared to me, you're just a little boy in Anderson's choir.
You see, this coat of mine was originally white,
until some little punk like you challenged me to a fight.
The only person to defeat me was Hellsing, and you won't topple his record.
My stories are stained with blood; yours is like Twilight, except more of a bore.
You won't win in a Millenium; you make Luke Valentine look like he can fight well.
Welcome to London, Kuran. Prepare for an eternity in hell.


Kaname:

Team Four Star should abridge that verse, and create some actual comedy.
You think you're powerful? Why don't you ask the Level E's who's a true one man army?
You've met your match, Vlad, the head of the Kuran clan will be your end.
To be honest, I'd rather fight Seras. At least she'd be a challenge.
I'll spill your blood, but I don't think it would sate my appetite.
I'd tell you to get on your knees, but I'm not your mother last night!


Alucard:

Hahahahaha!
Release Restraint Level 0!
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Immortality is wasted on little shits like you!
If you're the top of your class, then they don't make vampires like they used to!
You're a pup, I'm a jackal, and I'm about to rip you in half!
How about I send you to hell so you can lick Satan's ass!?
Let's go, I'm going to put an end to the sparkling vampire trend!
Just remember, nothing I shoot gets back up again.


WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!!!


Reference Guide:
Spoiler: 
Kaname:

Class is in session, and I'm about to school this feeble twit.
Vampire Knight generally takes place in a school, thus, the school reference.
And I'm going to teach why this bloodthirsty brute can't match my wit.
Another school reference, and one towards Alucard being murderous and bloodthirsty.
You're a walking deus ex machina; pulling your powers out your ass.
Alucard generally pulls out a new technique each time during his first few battles.
I could get as battered and bloody as you, and I'd still have more class.
Alucard, (and Hellsing in general), can get pretty bloody.
You're a Level E vampire, yet it's not worth killing this Alucad.
Level E's are basically rogue vampires in the Vampire Knight universe. Alucad is a pun on Alucard, calling him a cad.
I was an original vampire, while you were just a sad little Vlad.
Kaname being an original vampire is pretty self explanatory. The Vlad reference is that Alucard is hinted to be the original Vlad the Impaler.
I'm spitting rhymes so hot, I'll leave your body crisp and I'll set your soul free.
Joke on Alucard's english voice actor. Crispin Freeman
If you can't stop the Nazis, what hope do you have against me?
While Millennium was technically defeated, The Major considered it a victory, as he got the war he wanted.

Alucard:

Knock knock. Who's there? A real fucking vampire!
This is a line TFS' Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.
Compared to me, you're just a little boy in Anderson's choir.
Anderson is Alucard's main rival; a bloodthirsty catholic priest.
You see, this coat of mine was originally white,
Just a simple joke I came up with. No real references.
until some little punk like you challenged me to a fight.
Pretty simple.
The only person to defeat me was Hellsing, and you won't topple his record.
Hellsing, the vampire hunter, was indeed the only person to ever "defeat" Alucard.
My stories are stained with blood; yours is like Twilight, except more of a bore.
As said before, Hellsing is incredibly bloody. Vampire Knight on the other hand, could be almost considered an anime version of Twilight.
You won't win in a Millennium; you make Luke Valentine look like he can fight well.
Millennium is the main organization Alucard and the Hellsing Organization fight against. Luke Valentine is a vampire introduced in episode 2 of the OVA, and went down easily.
Welcome to London, Kuran. Prepare for an eternity in hell.
London is where Hellsing takes place, and "prepare for an eternity in hell" is a quote from Alucard to another vampire.

Kaname:

Team Four Star should abridge that verse, and create some actual comedy.
Team Four Star created Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.
You think you're powerful? Why don't you ask the Level E's who's a true one man army?
Kaname has exterminated several Level E vampires throughout the series.
You've met your match, Vlad, the head of the Kuran clan will be your end.
Kaname is the head of the Kuran clan.
To be honest, I'd rather fight Seras. At least she'd be a challenge.
Seras is a police girl that was turned into a vampire by Alucard.
I'll spill your blood, but I don't think it would sate my appetite.
Kaname is saying he'll kill Alucard, but, his blood isn't good enough to be fed on.
I'd tell you to get on your knees, but I'm not your mother last night!
Another line from the Abridged Series. It was too good not to use!

Alucard:

Hahahahaha!
Release Restraint Level 0!
Release Restraint Level 0 turns Alucard into his true form.
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Immortality is wasted on little shits like you!
Another quote from Alucard. Though, I altered it from "Immortality is wasted on the young.
If you're the top of your class, then they don't make vampires like they used to!
Kaname is one of the most powerful vampires in existence in his universe. "They don't make vampires like they used to" is another quote.
You're a pup, I'm a jackal, and I'm about to rip you in half!
Jackal is the name of one of Alucard's guns. The rest are just threats.
How about I send you to hell so you can lick Satan's ass!?
Another direct quote.
Let's go, I'm going to put an end to the sparkling vampire trend!
Sparkly vampires, such as Edward Cullen, have unfortunately become quite popular.
Just remember, nothing I shoot gets back up again.
Direct quote.