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    Samos's Avatar Super Moderator
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    Guys, just so you know, these things are typically written by the actual people.

    If you want me to review something of yours, click me.
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    We're all humans, we all make mistakes, but try to always keep the site rules in mind..

    Things on here I found funny:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    wumbo write anotherfanfic now
    have nice peter come in
    "it's nice peter bitches"
    ""and i'm going to give you all my NICE PETER"
    and then peter visits the forum
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by zyroda View Post
    there was a girl though once she told me she loved me she used to tell me that all the time
    she had this really adorable dog
    it was a boxer and it used to bark really loudly and throw howls in the night and never shut up and it kept her up and night before the big final exam

    and i just wanted her to do well on her exam so i shot the dog
    and all of a sudden im a bad guy

    and you don't love me anymore

    i'm so sorry i guess i never ever do a damn thing right

    everybody thinks i'm gonna cause problems

    nobody wants me with them cause they think i'm gonna do all this weird stuff that's gonna cause problems
    Quote Originally Posted by TDFE Confessional
    Quote Originally Posted by GonadtheNomad
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    SENT
    lies
    i never lie
    Honest Wumbabe
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket
    Gogos are not 4 year old toys, they're a choking hazard.
    You Know What Else Is A Choking Hazard? My Penis. So you Better Stop Sucking On it So hard, Four Year Old. Make A New Thread For your Spam, You Stupid Bitch. We Try To have Fun Here. And Don't Jump On me About MLP, You Stupid little Fuck. Like YN Said, Go Get Tested Or Some Shit. I'm Tired Of Putting Up With You. Pie Licking Bitch, Go Shove A Pickle up Your Ass. Better Yet, A Banana.
    Quote Originally Posted by PolarBore
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambaba
    http://aattp.org/conservative-christian-rewrote-harry-potter-so-her-kids-wont-turn-into-witches/
    I'm not reading past the title

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Luther King, Jr.
    Let no man pull you low enough to hate him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel View Post
    Guys, just so you know, these things are typically written by the actual people.
    fine b like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dion View Post
    Gonad and I had battles?
    Have we even done anything close to battling?
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    *It's midnight, and all of the weird kids are online.*

    YellowNerd - ever seen a dick break
    Gunnut - no but your ass will break when i r*** you with this here stick in my r***chamber
    Umbreon - whoa now
    Gunnut - you too umby :3
    *PolarBore walks in*
    PolarBore - Did I walk in at a bad time?
    Gunnut - get in my r*** chamber, penis
    PolarBore -
    Gunnut - don't wat me
    PolarBore - Don't tell me what to do, I do what I want.
    Gunnut - you're my beech
    PolarBore - Nobody calls me a beech.
    Gunnut - just did, beech
    PolarBore - OH, IT'S ON NOW!
    PolarBore - BATTLE ME OR DIE!
    Gunnut - k

    *Dion walks in*
    Dion - Goddamn it, not this again.
    *Dion picks up mic*
    Dion - EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE CHATROOM!
    Dion - POLARBORE!
    Dion - VERSUS
    Dion - GUNNUT!!
    Dion - BEGIN!

    Spoiler: 

    PolarBore:
    Despedida, I'm gonna leave before this battle begins.
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW IN THE END WHICH OF THESE HUMANS GONNA WIN!
    I'll show you how a real forumer handles a situation
    Your little Ubisoft forum will be the target of our next forum invasion!
    So bring it on, I'll win harder than Lincoln
    Your voice is r*** to the ears and your raps make me yawn!
    I've got a neck chop for Umb, put my sword through Wombu
    Why don't you sit down and let my handsome self school you?

    Gunnut:
    I'm the r***sticking member Gregory Nathaniel Terry
    Representing Elsewhere, New Mexico, planet World Weary
    I hear you call yourself a forumer, but I'm just not having it
    You discovered an emote that everybody hated
    Why don't you boldly do something you've never done, like sex
    Or any activity that doesn't involve your keyboard #REKT
    You name-faking fuck, how's your Jill Sandwich doing?
    I'll be chilling in your spaceship. Have fun huehue'ing

    PolarBore:
    You know, rapping against you... it's not even fun
    You're just a psychopathic introvert who has a fetish for guns!
    I am the pinnacle of this forum, you're just a major pain!
    You're so fucking irritating it's driving me insane!

    Gunnut:
    Sparts, link me to 2012 so I can ban this suka like I'm a administrator
    We'll see how his mom likes my r***sticking lair
    It's TDFE for you, there's no way you can win
    Your a short ass Brazilian, I'll kick you in the chin
    I'll ever of all time punch you, you idea-stealing beech
    Now take your grocery bag off of my bridge

    Dion - WHO WON?
    Dion - WHO'S NEXT?
    Dion - YOU DECIDE!
    Dion - EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE CHATROOM!
    Dion - Man, I don't get paid enough for this shit.
    Last edited by Poles; 08-07-2014 at 06:57 PM.

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    Based on Rasputin vs Stalin
    Gunnut vs PolarThor

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    Epic Rap Battles of History

    PolarThor
    vs Gunnnut!

    Begin

    PolarThor

    Cool pistol, forumer,
    Try messing with a white bear, you'll be nuttier
    How many admin's does it take,
    to turn a forum into a community of chatting apes,
    It's a waste of space what you post in your own topics,
    Dion beat you like a kid and now your a dick.
    Your from a place, I don't where though,
    where your forum bio unfolds yuh,
    as a messed up Polar bear, bent in the mind
    Who wrote seven blogs but he paid the price,
    with the endless replies of other guys,
    if your the god of thunder,
    I friend guys,
    I could end you with a blow to your face


    Gunnut

    Look into my pistol you perverted mammal,
    and see the soul of a man who made a whole forum his bitch,
    You think I give a fuck about my face,
    My own son got shot in the nuts, and I didn't save his life
    You got off easy on the first round of TD Allstars.
    I'll eat your meat in a bowl and plate and yum,
    Your whole family, yum.
    All your penguin friends, yum,
    anyone who sold you spaghetti, yum.
    I'll hunt you for days as you sleep all day.
    I even shoot motherfuckers when I get laid in bed.
    Pride of Dion took Rob out of the picture,
    Drop the banhammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Umby.

    Dion

    I have no pride for you who ruined everything thing,
    the moderators were doing to stop the forum fights,
    I banned the best of the trollers,
    The spamming bot's random comments,
    has brought me hear to spit a fmerb towards both of your asses,
    Let me start with you there, koala bear,
    Looking like something out of my hot ass,
    It's hips hop chowder me over you,
    cuz a mammal can't do shit tonight,
    And Gunnut you were supposed to be my favorite man,
    But your loyalty shriveled up like a banned member,
    The new forum was bright,
    You let your posts grow dark,
    and stopped the greatest ERB website since the ERB wikiii!


    Rocket

    Did somebody say, Rocket?
    Yo, I'm the host with the most medals,
    bitches made some posts but then forum got old.
    Replied to some comments, bitches', and yo mama's
    If you're not named Rocket, time to shut up.
    Yo I got the balls to posts whatever I want bitches
    Posted on a thread like ERBman. Oh yeah.
    You 2 need to be a mod, you need infractions
    And you all need to learn how to handle forum power.

    Rob

    Did somebody say forum power?
    Watahhhh, You want to PM me,
    I created this forum when I was crushing some beats,
    make posts very rarely, while I'm eating a turkey, reading topics that are off the topiiiic,
    I'm an admin in my prime, trolls don't distract me,
    the last troll that tried to troll got a warning so forumers come at me.
    You don't know what your posting
    When you Reply with a quote made by Robby,
    You'll find that the Creator
    is the best Member of this whole site....



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    Quote Originally Posted by PolarThor View Post
    *It's midnight, and all of the weird kids are online.*

    YellowNerd - ever seen a dick break
    Gunnut - no but your ass will break when i rape you with this here stick in my rapechamber
    Umbreon - whoa now
    Gunnut - you too umby :3
    *PolarBore walks in*
    PolarBore - Did I walk in at a bad time?
    Gunnut - get in my rape chamber, penis
    PolarBore -
    Gunnut - don't wat me
    PolarBore - Don't tell me what to do, I do what I want.
    Gunnut - you're my beech
    PolarBore - Nobody calls me a beech.
    Gunnut - just did, beech
    PolarBore - OH, IT'S ON NOW!
    PolarBore - BATTLE ME OR DIE!
    Gunnut - k

    *Dion walks in*
    Dion - Goddamn it, not this again.
    *Dion picks up mic*
    Dion - EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE CHATROOM!
    Dion - POLARBORE!
    Dion - VERSUS
    Dion - GUNNUT!!
    Dion - BEGIN!

    Spoiler: 

    PolarBore:
    Despedida, I'm gonna leave before this battle begins.
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW IN THE END WHICH OF THESE HUMANS GONNA WIN!
    I'll show you how a real forumer handles a situation
    Your little Ubisoft forum will be the target of our next forum invasion!
    So bring it on, I'll win harder than Lincoln
    Your voice is rape to the ears and your raps make me yawn!
    I've got a neck chop for Umb, put my sword through Wombu
    Why don't you sit down and let my handsome self school you?

    Gunnut:
    I'm the rapesticking member Gregory Nathaniel Terry
    Representing Elsewhere, New Mexico, planet World Weary
    I hear you call yourself a forumer, but I'm just not having it
    You discovered an emote that everybody hated
    Why don't you boldly do something you've never done, like sex
    Or any activity that doesn't involve your keyboard #REKT
    You name-faking fuck, how's your Jill Sandwich doing?
    I'll be chilling in your spaceship. Have fun huehue'ing

    PolarBore:
    You know, rapping against you... it's not even fun
    You're just a psychopathic introvert who has a fetish for guns!
    I am the pinnacle of this forum, you're just a major pain!
    You're so fucking irritating it's driving me insane!

    Gunnut:
    Sparts, link me to 2012 so I can ban this suka like I'm a administrator
    We'll see how his mom likes my rapesticking lair
    It's TDFE for you, there's no way you can win
    Your a short ass Brazilian, I'll kick you in the chin
    I'll ever of all time punch you, you idea-stealing beech
    Now take your grocery bag off of my bridge

    Dion - WHO WON?
    Dion - WHO'S NEXT?
    Dion - YOU DECIDE!
    Dion - EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE CHATROOM!
    Dion - Man, I don't get paid enough for this shit.
    I'm a weird kid. ;-;
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Holy god that Kirk vs Columbus Gonad vs Polar style is the best FMRB I've ever read.


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightning4Real View Post
    Holy god that Kirk vs Columbus Gonad vs Polar style is the best FMRB I've ever read.
    Thank you. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightning4Real View Post
    Holy god that Kirk vs Columbus Gonad vs Polar style is the best FMRB I've ever read.
    *Tips hat*
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    Act uqa wa it
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
    Act
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    (Lightning and Al wrote their verses. All I did was write the prologue)

    *Milotic Arrives to See a Dead Chat*
    Milotic - Hi.
    Alejandro - Grrr, you.
    Milotic - Still pissed about being eliminated 3rd?
    Alejandro - You know what? Let's settle our differences.
    Alejandro - You and me, a rap battle.
    Milotic - no
    Milotic - jew
    *Lightning Enters the Room*
    Lightning - Hey I'll battle you!
    Alejandro - Sigh, alright.
    Alejandro - Would've prefered battling Milotic.
    *Dion Enters the Room*
    Dion - AGAIN? Jesus Christ...
    Dion - EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE CHATROOM!
    Dion - ALEJANDRO
    Dion - VS
    Dion - LIGHTNING!
    Dion - BEGIN!
    Spoiler: 

    Lightning:
    I am Spartica4real! Commander of evil might!
    My heart's all dark, not a smidgen of light
    You are Gliscor, with your little spikes and face
    And Zoroark to cover up your dumb ass mistakes
    You have the words to trick people, I am a force truly evil
    Even beat you in all stars, cuz you're my bitch we're not equal
    Just look at you, compared to me you're a good person
    I would beat you again, but my time you're not worth it

    Alejandro:
    You can't rap against the general and sergeant, why even bother?
    So many more pricks appealed to Lloyd, you couldn't even Dis Rap your father!
    You're a lying little bitch, with an Un4Real dick.
    You call that a voice? I call it Southern with a bit of a lisp!
    You bitch, the only tail you get is from a coin flip.
    Everyone you've gotten out... I've already eliminated!
    I'm the original TD villain, you're like the loudmouth that Zoroark is.
    My name changes make yours look like someone fapped to it and jizzed it!

    Lightning:
    You suck Glikey! Your game smelled of something sour!
    You need to learn a lesson! You couldn't handle my power!
    I'll turn your whole team against you, just my PMs bring votes
    What's your villainous words against a group of all your hero foes?

    Alejandro:
    *Pu-ta* Suck my Spaniard balls.
    Now take a step back and let J rip yours off.
    A little banhammer on chat, for your Polar-flirting ass.
    I'll call up my homeboys from UI, and you sure won't last.
    *Bans Lightning From the Chat*


    Dion - WHO WON?
    Dion - WHO'S NEXT?
    Dion - YOU DECIDE!
    Dion - EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE CHATROOM!
    Dion - You know what? I'm resigning as the admin. Fuck this shit.

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