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    Dr. Ninja's Avatar Lifetime of Green
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    Can I be in one????

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    StealthyNinjaWhale's Avatar Badass Blueberry
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clemi View Post
    I need an opponent
    I could, we're neighbors after all
    I don't have friends here. everybody loves me though. Previously known as Andrino.

    I make music. You can find it here.
    https://soundcloud.com/youririnozmusic

    Andrino is always getting the massive erection that is life - Wumbo, 2013
    But, alas, much of society today will see you slapped fifteen times by a girl without interference, but the first strike back would get you handcuffed - Gunnut, 2013
    ever came so hard you started to moan the Opening of lion king? - YellowNerd, 2014

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    sane's Avatar A Beautiful Sunset at Noon
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    Hook vs Jinx: In the Style of Blackbeard vs Capone

    Spoiler: 

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

    HOOK!

    VERSUS!

    JINX!

    BEGIN!

    Jinx:


    I come back with six penises and jaeger
    Walk back with mouth gags with balls full’o swagger
    Ain’t no ****** on my asshole and no cocks in my rear
    I’m an internet pirate , a real back fucking fuckaneer!
    Fight with me? please, I’m a great samurai beater
    My tentacles are many degrees beneath the deep her shitter
    You’re an american, greasy and lazy fappin’ to a blonde hooker
    that even i wouldn’t touch with one of my 20 foot nipple twisters
    Don’t start a rap with me, you’re not even near soft core
    I’ll bitch slap your face with my pots and a skateboard
    You spend time on a forum, I’m sure you’re still sane
    Even tho you dropped the name sanebutstrange!

    Hook:

    I’m a busy nigga Bing Bong, so I’ll make this quick.
    I’ll ruin an asian faster than Kim Jong Ill did.?
    I got tourette’s yeah. you have a broken dick
    with a cosplayin convention filled with masked faggets
    I admin like 40 facebook pages so show some respect
    or you’ll get your nipples chopped off and glued to the inside of your poopdeck.
    Been on .com ever since I was 14.
    you dress up all the freakin time it’s like not even fluffin halloween.
    I’ll light up all of asia and steal your hat if you got a nice lookin one, then twerk on your buddies.
    heuheuheuheuheu i cant get to asia i ain’t got no money.
    if I had money maybe they’d find your body in my sock drawer
    this isn’t polarbore it’s hook rapping want some moar whore



    Jinx :

    The Epic Rap Videos brought you to our Forum-nation
    But i’m gonna fuck you faster than this whole rap session
    When i hook you down the forum into a banned location
    be prepared to learn the “I’m sorry i got banned” quotation!
    I got 40 tentacles on your girl once your hook can’t stop it
    I’ll filter all your pics and instagram it for profit
    ‘cause i am a forum legend with a badass name
    You’re a strange man with Tourettes in his brain


    Hook:

    Cum on they made your username bold green and you lost all hope.
    Talking about being demoted… i’ll hit you with soap.
    I mean this asian’s skin is so asiany he could get trapped on an island.
    and i’ll be like, ha the stupid asian’s on an island.
    Skyler says I have the best flow, I spit like Bellatrix Lestrange.
    Rap so good call me Sane..butstrange
    take your brokendick.jpg Kurt V and go cook.
    RUNNIN OUTTA STUFF TO SAY YOU FLUFFIN GOT HOOKED


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    Moonjik's Avatar Fine Red Wine
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    ^
    Best battle ever.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    sane's Avatar A Beautiful Sunset at Noon
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    awww yeahhhh


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    Moonjik's Avatar Fine Red Wine
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    Get this man a contract.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Clemi's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Spoiler: 

    Feat : Me as myself
    Steam Punk as himself

    EEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
    CLEMI
    VERSUS
    STEAM PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK
    BEGIN


    Steam Punk :
    This battle's gonna end like every argument does,
    With you being French an eating baguettes on a bus!
    I made roast beef, motherfucker, and I'm eating it to,
    It gives me specific directions how to shave you,
    I know that you like think you're so strong,
    But you wear a beret on your thong!
    I work, while you and your boyfriend Carl,
    Drink and play the xylophone while making sexy snarls,
    You're as sharp as a stick of butter, rubbed on a stego,
    So go and step on a lego!
    Like your pet frog, Pierre, who's drowning in Jell-O!
    I bet you're favourite colour isn't even yellow!


    Clemi :
    The forum was fine 'till you had to come along and spam it
    Could you please just stop posting for like ten seconds ?
    You change your name everytime and can't decide what you want !
    God of bronies, Thanatos, Mad Hatter, Steam Punk
    You call it originality, but yo I'd call this uncapability
    You take 2 seconds a verse, 3 hours a bit of quality
    You got a diss for this, you got an avatar for that ?
    Got any name that sounds like "yo look at my twat" ?
    For things being great I'd pay cash
    But then your british nuts start to be bangers and mash
    It ain't my little pony, don't try to act like a fag
    You wanna bite my sinep well you can't follow my swag


    Steam Punk :
    Don't...even...bring up ponies,
    The first Frenchie on the forum can't compare to this brony,
    One verse later and your hung like some frogs legs,
    Drop the rapping, go drown in some wine kegs,
    You wanna call me a fag? Go ahead, in fact,
    Suck your own dick and fuck your own butt crack!
    Your penis is the worst thing I bit so far!
    This ho is just like a Stealth Rocked Charizard! p bv


    Clemi :
    I wasn't listening, are you still acting like a cretin ?
    I was thinking nigga you're worse than Vbulletin
    Well I don't kno what the hell is your problem on earth
    But My little pony is a show for little girls !

    [Shocked silence]

    Clemi :
    I'm sorry

    Steam Punk :
    Well I ain't sorry, nigga!

    WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
    EPIC (AW YEAH) RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY ACTED BY FORUMERS

    Last edited by Clemi; 10-22-2013 at 07:30 PM.

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    Moonjik's Avatar Fine Red Wine
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    Damn straight, we deserve awards.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Man, these battles are hillarious. xD
    Oh hai. I'm back.


    And improved.

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    YellowNerd's Avatar More Blonde in your Movie
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeMasked View Post
    Man, these battles are hillarious. xD
    Well, Forumers here are a funny lot.

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