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    Moonjik's Avatar Fine Red Wine
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx View Post
    Anyone willing to do Easterbunny vs. Khan with me? Me being khan :blah:
    Nigga, I'll challenge you.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    sane's Avatar A Beautiful Sunset at Noon
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    Anyone want to do one with me?


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    Yes!!!

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    Hook vs StealthyNinjaWhale: In The Style of Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin

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    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

    HOOK!

    VERSUS!!

    STEALTHYNINJAWHALE!!

    BEGIN!!


    Hook:
    I’M SENEBUTSTRENGE AND THIS WILL NOT BE PRETTY
    LET ME SHOW YOU HOW WE BATTLE IN DA CITY OF WEDOWEE
    YOU COULDN’T SELL STEAMPUNK A BAG OF GONAD
    YOU’RE OUT OF PRACTICE
    MY TWITCHINESS IS MORE MEME WORTHY THAT PEARS OR CHAT DED
    FAKT IZ UR A HACK, @ CALL OF DUTY GHOSTS
    YOU DROP THE SOAP
    AND YOU’RE SURE TO LET POLARBORE KNOW
    I’LL CRACK A LYRICAL MUFFIN AND SPIT THE FLUFFIN DAGGERS IN
    CALL ME BLACKBEARD’S SON BECAUSE I WALK WITH A SWAGGER IN

    SNW:
    It's StealthyNinjaWhale, I'm the world's best DJ
    I'll change your skin color like you drove into a Pay 'n Spray
    I'll use my ninja powers to bombard you like the Pope
    Then clap yo’ ass in COD with a 360 quick scope
    I'm lord of the beats, infect you like a virus
    You are just a lousy forumer who's Hooked on Miley Cyrus
    Joshie's got no swag, when he's twitchin' like Fox
    Because we all know you like sucking Rob and Dion's cocks


    Hook:
    STAHP! I DO NOT LIKE THIS INSUFFERABLE FAPS
    IT TAKES JUST 5 SIMPLE MINUTES FOR ME TO CRAFT A RAP
    CAUSE I’LL WIN! I’M FUNNY!
    I’M THE TWITCHINESS OF GENTLEMAN
    SO RUN AND CRY WHALE, CAUSE IT’S ALL ABOUT THE BENNETT MAN

    SNW:
    BUT WAIT, IT’S AL GORE!

    *dies*



    *is there, anyone out there who can finish this battle...anyone….anyone*

    I can.

    Jinx :
    You following me nigga? My fapping is getting furious
    You're gonna love my ballsack, It makes bi-people curious!
    Your boy Lawlz chopped down raps, you break a piece of nacho on a salsa
    Karate chop your face make a double sized pizza
    Your style's so broke, you can't handle my swagger
    It's bad enough I got to see your mother as a stripper
    Jinx against SaneButStrange is just too bad
    Cause after this an Asian just beat an American Dad

    WHO WON?
    WHO’S NEXT?
    DO WE DECIDE?

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz View Post
    Good job Sane. You killed the forum.

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    Moonjik's Avatar Fine Red Wine
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    Steam Punk vs his dark alter-ego ******beard in the style of Blackbeard vs Al Capone

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    ******beard:
    I come strapped with six negros and a dagger!
    Walk under the nigga flag with my black-guy swagger,
    Ain't no cotton on my shoulder and no guns in my ear,
    I'm an irate nigga, a real swash-bucking blackaneer,
    Fried chicken with me? Please, I'm a high seas negro,
    My black heart is many degrees beneath Detroit, yo!
    You're an obese greasy whiteboy squeezing Peter!
    That no ho would touch if she had a watermelon!
    Don't start a war with me, you're not black!
    I'm pimp-slap the whiteness of your face, you crack!
    You spent time in the hood, I'm sure you were fine,
    If you dropped welfare checks as little as your dropped loose dimes,

    Steam:
    I'm a busy man, ******beard, I'll make this quick,
    Ruining black people faster than the Confederacy did,
    I am white, yeah, well you have a huge dick,
    And a scurvy-ridden crew filled with Blood and Crips,
    I run an intricate gang of tea drinkers, so show respect,
    Or get your drugs ripped out your afro and shoved right up your poop deck,
    Slapping bitch ass jazz players back when I was fourteen,
    You ain't a tough guy, my kids listen to the Blues on halloween!
    I'll light a fuse in your hood and blow up you and your buddies,
    And burn Africa down and collect the AIDs money,
    And then maybe they'll find your bloated body dead and washed up on the beach,
    This is Steam Punk rapping and I'm capping this black guy, capise,

    ******beard:
    Aye, being white, brought you condemnation,
    But I'm gonna avoid your like my children evasion!
    *shot is heard*
    Scram, niggas!


    WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Moonjik's Avatar Fine Red Wine
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    That was a joke, btw.
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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    Prologue:

    Gunnut: My sukas
    PolarBore: Shut up gonad
    Gunnut: Nuu u
    Sparts: hi
    Gunnut: Sparts
    Gunnut: Sup
    Sparts: hey wanna write a ERB with forumers
    Gunnut: Shore
    Sparts: k
    PolarBore: wait what about me nooooooooo
    Gunnut: fak u penis
    Dion: [Comes into chat] Oh for fucks sake...

    Spoiler: 

    EPIC RAP BATTLES WITH FORUMERS
    SPARTICA4REAL
    VERSUS
    GUNNUT
    (Inthestyleofeinsteinvshawkingtho)
    BEGIN


    Spartica4Real:
    When I apply my rapping theory, opponents are surely burned
    So suck my pee GNT, oop, I see you already learned
    What's with your voice? I can't freakin' tell!
    You sound like a baby having sex with Keebler Elf!
    I'll fap anywhere, Apple Bee's to Wal-Mart
    All the forumers will be like "um, you smell like farts"
    I'm doper then Dion, you better be scared
    Because when it comes to you, NO ONE CAREEES

    Gunnut:
    You have no idea what you're getting into here, bro
    I've got 69 inch lengths on my rapesticks, that's how I poke troll dolls
    You sound like someone mixed Louisiana and the word "ya'll"
    I'll be stretching out the rap like my rapestick stretches sunas
    When you try to put your little sinep against the best there ever was
    I'm the best
    I'm the Eminem of forum patrons
    I'll be dropping mad kittens on your head from the New Mexico mountains

    Spartica4Real:
    I'm the redneck you have pissed off, if I could get angry
    I'd rather make out with a dog who has rabies
    Then hang with your dumbass, for serious
    If you think you can beat me, bitch, you're delirious!!!

    Gunnut:
    There are Two thousand, seven hundred, thirty-eight members that we can observe
    You're the ugly one that your mom pushed out in one herd
    You want to bring the spice, with the Louisianan raps you're spittin'?
    I'm about to pwn this punk with my purple sweggin'
    While it's true my first itneractions were with you
    I'm a living hell monger, you're a under-rap-powered foo'
    Ooh!

    WHO WON?

    WHO'S NEXT?

    I DON'T KNOW EVERYONE IS MAKING THESE THINGS LEL

    EPIC RAP BATTLES WITH FORUMERS
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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    FORUMERS PARODYING RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!
    HELIOPTILE!
    VS!!
    GOOOOB!
    BEGIN!!

    The Steam Punk:
    Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just The Steam Punk,
    Doesn't even really matter who, Who am I even talking to?
    Oh yes, you!
    The wannabe me, minus originality,
    Changes names also, yet lacking vitality,
    I'm saving the forum while you dilly-dally,
    You can't even assault me verbally!
    Calm down will you! Let off some steam, punk,
    You're just too insecure to admit that you're junk,
    Well actually, a bit more like trash, never mind, they both stunk,
    I'll be having tea with Darjeeling, Helioptile-chan, you've no spunk,

    Helioptile:
    Holy fuck, you're holy... Not!
    I bet ya clop, to Cranky Doodle Donkey's god damn saggy plot!
    I'm not sure what kind of role model you think you are,
    But I'm a true Moderator, you're just a hentai star!
    Despite all your 'improvements', you couldn't be posting less spam.
    I don't know what's lamer, your original work or your homeland!
    You don't get another chance to Moderate, time to face your permanent fate!
    Now suck my Gonad!

    Gunnut: TOPKEKRAPESTICK! *rapesticks Steam Punk*

    The Steam Punk: Argh! I'm going to cross the Styx!

    LAWLzoR: Steam Punk?

    The Steam Punk: ...At least...this version of me...

    Dion: Steam Punk?

    The Steam Punk: Perhaps you'd like another?

    Wumbo: Steam Punk?

    The Steam Punk/Mad Hatter: Prepare...to meet...your density!

    The Mad Hatter:
    I'm the mystical magical mod at the pinnacle shifting my mental form,
    You're a possibly retarded individual who should have never been born!
    You need some crumpets old bean while you're sucking on my big ben, but I'm rather different,
    Because you're a pitiful fool who has less game than one of Fluttershy's chickens!

    Scootaloo: Nobody calls me chicken! *begins to do tricks on her scooter*

    Helioptile:
    This is between us, Hatty, don't you dare hide from me.
    I'm still less of a dumb oldie brony then I am a Poké!
    I'll dunk your ballsacks in your tea, because you're an ex-BBBFF, see?
    You're not the Grandwizad of Xdom, you're an Adolf Hipster... With bad teeth!

    WHO WON!?
    WHO'S NEXT!?
    YOU DECIDE!!!
    EPIC- *Mad Hatter uses a magic spell to go back in time*

    FORUMERS PARODYING RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
    HELIOPTILE!
    VS!!
    GOOOOB!
    BEGIN!!

    The Steam Punk:
    Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just The Steam Punk,

    *uses a steam-powered machine to shut down the battle*
    Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.

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    That was great. Doc Helio won.


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    Moonjik's Avatar Fine Red Wine
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    BOOM!
    But,░in░truth,░I░have░wept░too░much!░Dawns░are░hea rtbreaking.
    Ξvery░moon░is░atrocious░and░every░sun░bitter. (ュ だ  どいロリラ威萎虞う ャイ意営縁ぇヵ)

    Quote Originally Posted by Juiz
    moon you're hurting me in ways you'll never even know. lets do that suicide, buddy.

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