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    Uprising's Avatar Lifetime of Green
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burroughs View Post
    Say, do you want to be in an ERB replaced with forumers?

    "Boy do I!"

    Well sign up here, where we are recreating the fun installment of Hitler Vs Vader 3

    Hitler: ? (could be you!)

    Vader: Uprising

    Boba Fett: Me (BraD)
    ^^^^^

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    *One day, during a random intellectual anime discussion...*

    Jinx: FAK SOUL EATER

    Dr. Stein:

    EPIC ERB BATTLES OF FORUMERRRRRS (in the style of Beethoven vs. Justin Bieber)

    JINX!
    VERSUS
    DR STEIIIIIIN!

    BEGIN!!!!

    Spoiler: 

    Jinx: Look what i fapped back from the dead
    Man it looks like yo momma wiped your ass on some lead
    Iím the next Genghis Khan, you smell Frankenstein
    Hereís some watermelon, youíre catching Nigga Fevah tonight
    Because my dick is incredible and your vagina is terrible
    Who even fucks someone named stein?
    Even that bitch wants to do me and now that youíre right next to me
    I can understand why they used want to kill you in the movies

    Stein: Sit down, YN, and let me say, i've got a hunch
    that you and your online buddies won't be having lunch
    I hang with Death, and my soul strike packs a punch!
    I've slain alot of witches who'd supposedly "last throughout the ages"
    Your posts just get you banned from all the ERBoH pages
    I've been taken souls from monsters, so don't be talkin blasphemy
    My name is Stein....mothahfuckah, maybe you heard of me
    not the moldy Franken version, i'm the really crazy OG
    you wanna see my scythe? How bout you go through puberty!


    Jinx: I got Asa Akira in my bed backstage
    Whenís the last time your anime got anyone laid?
    Iíve got to eat a pussy in five, so thereís not much time left
    What else can I say? You're a scientist full of debts

    Stein: I would kill you, but last time I checked, you don't have a soul.
    And i'm glad i'm hated, so I can tear you a new asshole
    There's a crowd of millions waiting to see my anime
    You think you're better than me? Try going to DWMA!


    Image made by Sinon

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    Uprising: Ded.
    Helioptile: Ded like a muthafucka.
    Helioptile: FUCK YOU UPRISING!!!
    Uprising: Wat
    Helioptile: You ruin everything, asshoe. 1vs1me.
    Uprising: XD
    Helioptile: I'm serious, get your ass over here!
    *shocks Uprising using his lizard frill thingies*

    EPIC FORUMERS PARODYING RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
    UPRISING!!!
    VS!!
    HELIOOOOPTIIIIILEEEE!!!
    BEGIN!!

    Uprising:
    I'm Up, you won't be shocked when I make you say dammit
    I'll snap your DS and add it to my long list of accidents
    While you were busy eating supper while I was writing
    I'm spittin' dope rhymes, I would beat you up, but I'm too busy for fighting
    You're a geek, plagued by ADD
    You'll never have sex, because you have genital herpes!
    I'll crush you Helio, there's just no putting it gently
    I don't alternate my raps, because i'm just too sexy!

    Helioptile:
    I see a forum with endless opportunity.
    But no potential for anything SUPrising from this enemy.
    So you can call me Glisssscor, Sinisssteeer; My names are the bessst!
    Your little lessons on double accounting had put your 'bro' to rest.
    So confess to your actions and let all of vbull know,
    How this TD All-Star had just sidestepped your vote!
    Dion's new rules are getting rewritten, and I have Edited,
    Your best friend is a cunt who claims to be some god Wumberius!

    Uprising:
    The truth hurts, kind of like a spike
    Don't give a finuck 'bout your shinit if it ain't all that nice
    I'm a super mod, I've achieved things you never could
    So dope that I even make Wisconsin look good!
    I'm a record breaking forumer, there's a truth you can't edit
    And I'll bet you almost 100 dollars that I don't go on Reddit
    Without me, here's a taste of what the forum would be:
    No Wisconsin, no Murder Mystery, no fun, see?
    *vanishes*

    Helioptile:
    *shocks Up and makes him reappear.*
    You noob! You're worse than Gonad's rapesticks.
    You can keep all your cheeses, with their mangy little stenches!
    *starts forming electrical clouds that drop Thunderbolts*
    Meanwhile I'm, surprise, surprise, doing more work than you GM guys.
    YOU DID NOT EARN THAT SPOT, YOU GOT TOO 'CLOSE' WITH DION'S AYUSS!
    *The cloud's vanish, but Helioptile unfurls his frills and lets loose electricity everywhere*
    It's a Personal Message of a truth, and the shockingly real story of a Boreing backstab and you!
    AND IF PEOPLE FOUND OUT YOUR LUCK WAS FUCKED BY FROGGY!!! ...
    *electricity suddenly stops*
    They'd sooner banhammer n' igloo your ass then replace you in an ERB.

    WHO WON!?
    WHO'S NEXT!?
    YOU DECIDE!
    E-E-E-EP-EPI-EPIC! FORUMERS PARODYING RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
    Watch Magical Girl Raising Project. Just do it.

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    Clemi's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burroughs View Post
    Say, do you want to be in an ERB replaced with forumers?

    "Boy do I!"

    Well sign up here, where we are recreating the fun installment of Hitler Vs Vader 3

    Hitler: ? (could be you!)

    Vader: Uprising

    Boba Fett: Me (BraD)
    I go as Hitler

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    Epic Rap Battles of Ijustcopiedandpastedandchangedsomeofthewords HISTORY

    Burroughs

    vs

    YellowNerd

    Begn

    YN:
    I am the greatest, the modern asian like bruce lee
    I melt faces, I have a Ph Degree
    Your whole body is just addicted to a mountain of crack!
    You're like the parody version of Nickelback!
    But I figure you must be Loaf, cause with zero heating
    You made me realize people are better than you at rapping
    Why don't you go back down on a toaster and go home, chump
    I can fuck anything with my weiner! BAMF!

    Burroughs :

    I'm so glad you could rap me today
    So I can teach you that your signature is ghey
    Your a moody little cosplayer, always so serious
    I know, your a secret ninja, being mysterious
    Your work is meh-lencholic, I'm saying bitch please
    Calm me Facilier, because I hex MCs
    With a voice so high, so listen to this
    I'll twist you up like you're a manga artist

    Yn:

    Don't use that word like you know what it is!
    You fapped to thirty thousand pictures of Shota's and dicks!
    Don't your friends know that you stole your whole show?
    You just followed the trend, and changed to Burrough!
    My name is Kurt Robert John Garcia Vidallo
    Axel Rose Shiratori from PH, Manila bro
    I know it's not as long as that fucking Picasso
    But back, to, you, Bread.

    Burroughs

    Well, this Bread can use some spice like Paprika
    You're all the way in Japan, I'm in the United States of America
    I'll kill you in my fanfics and suck your mistress' teet
    Go put her to bed, clothesline a dream, your raps are a trash heap
    But I'm gonna keep it cool like a clear sky blue
    I'm bright, cuz I'm a white, cracker kinda dude
    I don't believe in mistakes unless you don't use a condom
    Yellow Nerd isn't a color, but what is is your gif problem

    WHO WON
    WHO NEXT
    WHO DECIDES
    WHO

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    Polar says this was his favorite "replace ERBs with forumers" XP

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Capwninator View Post
    Xern won.
    Oh yes.


    Anyone want to make one with me? We should do Edison vs Tesla for obvious reasons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burroughs View Post
    Say, do you want to be in an ERB replaced with forumers?

    "Boy do I!"

    Well sign up here, where we are recreating the fun installment of Hitler Vs Vader 3

    Hitler: Clemi (supposed)

    Vader: Uprising

    Boba Fett: Me (BraD)
    And nothing happened after then

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    I'm willing to work with someone on a rap battle! :3
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    Clemi's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    I'd love to do a rap battle, but with the next rap battle

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