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  1. #131
    Uprising's Avatar Lifetime of Green
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    That was a good battle.

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    It also goes well if you rap it with the karaoke. 8D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    ...I can almost smell your acumen
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH
    Dion the great, the first to spoketh with peter the nice, the first to modeth globally, the first to donatith
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Dion's a true ERB gambler
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chat Box
    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dion: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
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    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    Spars's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    That sucked.

    jk I liked it. Lawlz barely edges it out IMO.


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Capwninator View Post
    That sucked.

    jk I liked it. Lawlz barely edges it out IMO.
    You're just biased because Frank Sinatra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    ...I can almost smell your acumen
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH
    Dion the great, the first to spoketh with peter the nice, the first to modeth globally, the first to donatith
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Dion's a true ERB gambler
    Quote Originally Posted by Epic Doctor X
    Every one on this forum has a crush on Dion. No exceptions. Why? Because you're freakin' dead if you don't have a crush on Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    I can never stop changing my username.
    Personally, Dion, Dion, and Dion were your best. It all went downhill when you chose Dion, though. Should've stuck with Dion.
    Quote Originally Posted by Chat Box
    Wumbo: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dion: KINGDOM HEARTS FUCKING THREE
    Dr. Facilier: Dion you wont be in it
    Dion: Won't be in what?
    Umbreon: Kingdom Hearts 3 apparently
    Dion: I will be in Kingdom Hearts 3.
    Umbreon: Dion will be the final boss of Kingdom Hearts 3
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    My mom bought new soup bowls. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
    Wear them as a bra, Top.
    I can't. They're for soup, not my luscious breasts. Plus they have handles. I can't wear a bra with handles.
    Quote Originally Posted by 0 View Post
    Dion: "Do any of you culture-less shit bags even watch anime?!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Top-Hattington
    If we were in a 1950s high school, Dion would be like the dreamy hunk and we're all just innocent poodle skirt-wearing girls harboring a deep deep love for him
    Quote Originally Posted by Lohuydahutt
    [23-07, 03:21] Lohuydahutt: * Lohuydahutt comes in at a completely random time and becomes attracted to Dion for some inexplicable reason

    It's been 30 minutes since the Kingdom Hearts 3 announcement, and my life has turned around for the better. I stopped doing hard drugs, and my grades have improved by margins. I got off the streets and got a real job. I called my mom who I haven't talked to in years and introduced her to my girlfriend I met 29 minutes ago, Emma Watson. Upon hanging up the phone, Taco Bell arrived with my delivery and the driver gave me his winning lotto ticket. Emma and I then proceeded to cuddle while watching Sword Art Online and Attack on Titan. I am typing this from my waterbed on my Yacht in the Tropics. This has been a good day... Ah, I have to go guys... Emma just fell asleep on my washboard 12pac abs that I got from doing sit ups 5 minutes ago. Don't want to disturb her. It almost feels like a scattered dream that's like a far-off memory... a far-off memory that's like a scattered dream...

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    Someone should write one with me.

    Also, good battle Din and Lalz
    So no one told you life was gonna be this way.

  6. #136
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    EPIC RAP BATTLES WITH FORUMERS
    ADONIS
    VS
    GUNNUT
    BEGIN

    Adonis:
    I got the baddest raps of fury that this forum ever saw
    Trolling with the spambots and almost all of the mods.
    How can you talk ****stick, with a chairleg to your jaw?
    Dont need words to serve ya, I can just say YOUR MOOOOMMM
    Your chatting annoys us, it's worse then Wisconsin.
    Im the king of Forum Assholes, Just ask my boy Din.
    Im the master of the chair leg, so taste a quick whack.
    Im pretty sure your a duck, or as you'd say, QUACK

    Gunnut:
    Your voice is a girls and you ain't got no swagger
    I'll rip through your ego, and ****stick you faster
    You hold grudges too much, Cody, never forget
    You should spend more time just not giving a shit
    You don't belong in a fight, you belong in pre-K
    So go ahead, meet my AK
    Those little tantrums you go on don't scare me, bro
    Fuck you, dude, I even bellow with better flow

    Adonis:
    I can beat the Super Mods and the Bots, you must be the offender
    I would mess with your feelings, but we all know IM the better member
    Go cry to Dion bout that infraction, watch it never get removed
    You were cool for a month, but now we all hate you dood.
    I mean some gun obsessed freak who just never Stays silent
    You should shut up for once, how bout you try it.

    Gunnut:
    I'd be afraid, little guy, but that's just me
    You can't be too tough, you got death-idol'ed by Anthony
    And your little temper? Same size as your sense of humor
    Leave the rapping to me, stick to Clue Junior
    I'd see you next time but the chances would be unequal
    None of your fan fics ever were good enough for a sequel

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    IDFK
    EPIC RAP BATTLES WITH FORUMERS

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    Quote Originally Posted by “Adonis”
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    Gonad has no nads pass it on!!!!11!

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    I AM SO NOT A CLOPPER, DION!

    ... *checks to see if the coast is clear*

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    Anybody for Michael Jordan VS Mohammed Ali ?

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    Polar: Dion plz Napoleon vs Napoleon
    Dion: no
    Polar: why not
    Dion: no
    Lohuydahutt: I wish I was in an ERB with forumers ;-;
    Polar: OH YEAH?
    Polar: WELL ALLOW ME TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU LYRICALLY
    Lohuydahutt: I'll battle you, but I won't be the one getting the shit beaten out of them lyrically. =P
    Polar: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEEEECH
    Dion: Great, announcing again. This sure is fun.
    Dion: LOHUYDAMALAMADINGDONG
    Dion: VERSUS
    Dion: THE BIGGEST FAGT ON EAAAAAAAAAAAARTH
    Dion: BEGIN!
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    Polar -
    Nice reviews, IG-Not as good as HeroSam
    Just give up on reviews, vanish like I Da Cashman!
    I don't care about your feels, man, I made your mom squeal
    You're nothing to me but a fatass seal
    I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold!
    Your rap battles seemed like they were written by Uwe Boll
    I'll beat the shit out of you, break all of your bones
    You'd best run away, victory and I go like Gonad and Doges
    You're just a swaggot ****** who should be banned
    Make like Janet and keep your fucking mouth canned
    I read your bible, you got an insane religion
    I'm sorry... but is this some sort of condition?
    I'm the koolest kat of all, bringing laughs to the forums
    But all Lohuydahutt does is bring massive boredom!


    Lohuydahutt -
    When I was down chilling in my house realism told me not to care
    So it didn’t mention a fat ass polar bear
    It takes 10 spheals to roll your fat arse
    You took the po out of polar and just added more lard
    You need to stop breaking into forums and browsing and dowsing on polarwhores while they sucking and keep yo’ paws off my harp seal
    Don’t you mjölnir me! I’ll split yo pear in half, like I did other stuff
    You aint a bear you’re a loser like a nerd in his basement
    Stop with all the name changes and know your fucking placement!


    Jill Sandwich -
    You're worse than Dave!
    UnicornKevin -
    Don't you think you obsess over Pokemon a little too much?
    Polar -
    Come on, man, please don't write your lines in a rush
    Jill Sandwich
    I want to crash into you with my van!
    Boretic -
    Shhhh, no tears
    UnicornKevin -
    You'll never have sex
    Boretic -
    You're such a fucking queer!
    Polar -
    You're a Goomyist, eh? More like a sad clown
    Jill Sandwich -
    Worship DEEZ NUTZ
    Polar -
    You annoy everyone when you're around!


    Lohuydahutt -
    So little drama in New Haven, CT why?
    It’s sort of easy being T H A T single Guy
    Hand me my laptop I got a big new big ole’ rap whop for y’all
    If you want to get owned by prey you’ll know who to call
    I’ll beat you ten times ‘fore the raps will bore cuz YOU LAME
    And I walk to the land of decent video games

    Dion: WHO WON?
    Dion: WHO'S NEXT?
    Dion: YOU DECIDE!
    Dion: You're all terrible rappers.

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    LAWLzoR's Avatar 2016 Rapper of the Year
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    I don't mean to say you guys suck or anything but could you state what rap battle you're parodying? It's really hard to keep track of it considering your lyrics sound nothing like the actual rap battle ;-; I just want to enjoy them is all.
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