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    Spoiler: 


    Sambama:
    ....PEIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMRYYYY! epic*
    SPARTICA4REAL
    VERSUS
    PO-LAR-BOOOOOOOOOORE


    PolarBore:
    I was just smiling on my chair, being a bored polar bear
    When I saw this compulsive lying shitcunt just begging me to kick his derriere (Sir William of Wallace: ALBA GU BRATH)
    From Leitanent Larvy, all the way to Amazing Spidey
    Just choose a name already, as almost 10 tens is crazy, I'm killing this rap like you killed TDFE!
    You're a spamming Pinocchio, like damn, you sure you're actually this old?
    Your flow's 2slow, Polar's leaves Capenes out cold! (Sir William of Wallace: SEEN A DICK SNAP?)
    Getting told to "Shut up." by Dave, can't even spell or moderate
    Why have all these fake girlfriends and J
    When you could just join EHAR- (Sir William of Wallace: MONAAAYYYY)


    Spartica4Real:
    Oh you wanna talk spam, you iced out whore?
    Go back and read your posts, PolarBore
    There's a very happy ERBoH-rific forum block
    In Spart's house, now time to have your ass get rocked
    Pouty stupid Bore with a tiny erection
    My raps so good like I mod my sections
    I'm making dedicated forumers feel great and giddily
    Kevin you're just pain and misery
    You better stop sucking man, you're in deep poo Polio
    I'm a soldier, swords showing, General
    Fuckingknock you down, til you stink like Muk
    You're as soft as Chris, the depressed duck
    Mods on mods cause I'm a CoD map pack of great quality, have you seen the files?
    Flow so good just like the great Nile
    Demolish you and throw you in the pile
    Bringing up J? Barely unnerving.
    Bringing up age? Not even called serving.
    Your posts on this forum and the chat? Now that's disturbing.


    Sir William of Wallace:
    Polar, pass me that mic, I think I need to show Governigga how rap is supposed to go
    Doing nothing as a mod despite having a shitload of chatposts? Whining because you can't be a Super? That's pretty low! (PolarBore: OOO)
    Posting nonsense in the chat, sending nonsensical raps, starting wars like a typical JEW
    To tell the truth, even those cartoon-loving squeakers on YouTube are better rappers than YOUUU


    Spartica4Real:
    Speaking of the truth, you're the worst
    Made it as a mod cuz I backed you first
    That decision could have been better
    If you weren't one you'd be in the ban cellar
    I'm a good mod, look at what I've done recently, I'm on an editing spree
    And I'll be shitting on you with my big rhymes and my full bowels rectally
    See, I'm the rapper with the skill that's more and freaking burns a PolarWhore
    Sex? Modship? Friends? Life? I'll always be better, get the fuck out the door


    Sambama:
    WHO WON?
    I PROBABKY WON
    *probably
    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMRYYYYYY

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    Spartica got u man, u got burneeeeed

  3. #263
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    Sir William won
    Spoiler: 


    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    itís my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

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    Well, hopefully Wumbo will post me vs him, but now I am open for challenges!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1N-5AN0 View Post
    Well, hopefully Wumbo will post me vs him, but now I am open for challenges!
    EDIT: Just got your PM.

    Spoiler: 

    Sir William of Wallace:
    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
    Wumbo!
    VS!
    1N-5AN0!
    BEGIN!

    Wumbo:

    Who can stop this necrobumping prick,
    With the awful INSANE!!1 battles and the mafia shit?
    Who's got the bitchslap like I do to Dion's ass?
    This looks like a job for the Finagler, (sanic: go fast)
    I'm banning it, you're spamming it, I'll "stuff your cafeterias".
    While you necrobump old topics like some kind of forum bacteria
    My football skills are incredible, you're playing on the line!
    You want a real shot? I'll bust this nut up in your left eye!
    Suave, slick emcee from LI
    With one click, I'll make an Offender out of this "insane" guy!
    You're a newbie and floozy, your raps are for the illiterate
    Step into the Mod Section, I'll ban a Doctor, period.

    Dr. Insano:
    HOW MANY TIME ARE YOU GONNA KEEP BANNING OTHERS?
    YOUR SHREK PUNS ARE AS BORING AS WHEN YOU FUCKED YOUR MOTHER! (Linkara: INSANO!)
    Defeat me with bad raps? Come on please!
    I’m an evil scientist with tons of robots and machines!
    You’re stupid to think that you can challenge me!
    When I defeat you, even Dion will be kneeling, see?
    When I see your work all I do is skip on by.
    ‘Cause there’s nothing good about a football-playing turtle who’s serving me some fries.
    Homestuck is so shit (whoa), and same is Wumbo
    Polar and Sambama will crawl to me when you go!

    Wumbo:

    Kekek, your rapping is weaker than Sparts' name choices
    I'll swing my banhammer at your throat, and leave this guy voiceless!
    I'll cross your name out twice over, like Facilier's accounts, see?
    From spambot to admin, you can't infract deez

    Swixor:
    Don’t talk to me about names you shit shouter!
    You’re just as bad as Hamburgler, you pouter!
    There’s only one way this can all end!
    I live, you die by the sword in my hand!

    WHO WON?
    WHO'S NEXT?
    YOU DECIDE!
    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
    Last edited by Baldy Jr; 06-03-2014 at 08:27 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    itís my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

  6. #266
    Spars's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    MY NAME CHOICES ARE BETTER THAN YOURS


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    Thanks peeps <3333

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    Next on Replace ERBs with Forumers...
    ~I am Member 101 of the forum. I joined on December 5th, 2011.~
    I'm an Al-oholic! (a HUGE fan of everything Weird Al)
    I started the movement to get "Weird Al" Yankovic himself in Season 3!

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    Can I be in one? If so, can I be Heisenberg?

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    Clemi's Avatar Bon Vivant of Violet
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    Here is a new one, Edgar Allan Poe as BBGUN and Stephen King as me :

    EPIC RAP BATTLE OF FORUMERS
    CLEMI
    VERSUS
    BBGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
    BEGIN !

    BBGUN :
    COMING SOON! A night so bad, as I spit this strong and badass
    I'll shoot this blooper with a uzi till his face is flat
    But y'all don't hear crap, all should fear gats
    I'm forever a badass, you'll never be near that, your raps are as mature as flocabulary! Snap!
    You're a faux Slim Shady, so quit,your raps are so bad
    Your raps's, are this and that, Gat's bad raps caps fags
    I wrote 'em banned from the forum, while I sobbed so torn
    The Great Forum Caper solves slowly in its forum
    While this bitch just leaves opponents bored

    Clemi :
    Oh, wanna talk bore, you rapping stopgap ?
    Go buy yourself a style at the nearest Gap
    I got an edgy tetchy dude who should keep his kindle shut,
    As my new next target, so watch your big bad butt
    Pouty little kid with no skill as a writer
    I'm a likable guy, licking you and your tears, apart like Lisa
    I'm making bad rappers surrender and forfeit
    Feel their shame and follow their fate
    You better not have eaten this morning, I'll serve you, so bad
    I'm a mad doge, many infract, wow such Brad
    I'm a Frenchy, yami kagi, in every fanfiction
    You're weaker than a staff, the LARP version
    Reading your piece of crappy papers at night cause it helps me to sleep, so wanna fight ?
    I can even start a rap parody aside
    Drown your ass over my hundred text files
    Rap battle of everything ? More like battle of SHIT
    Your realistic erb arts ? Totally look legit
    Asking what's porn so you could post it ? nigga, do you even lift ?

    BBGUN :
    Clemi, you pretend to do it, I've been really posting through it enemies and robbery and tragedy
    You change so randomly, making Crasher Vania parodies (ahh!)
    Even if you're shooting with this weapon then you better get to something. if you're fucking with the Coverprince
    In a week maybe shoot hit him, serve him some itty bitty bits and I'mma hit this bitch!

    Clemi :
    UGH, speaking of rap parody, you clearly are one BBGUN
    Dropped out our last duel, but can't drop a single valid pun
    I'm classy with my moustache and beret
    Living in GMT 0, wishing you bad night every day
    I'm so famous, this former banned member once tried to plagiarize me, I'm in my ‚ge d'or.
    And I'll be bragging about my numerous victories, sending gold songs like my name was tunecore
    See, Sick sick lime Clemi spits dem lines like zyroda spits his awfuls racists whines
    Uzi ? 2B'$ ? Gunz ? Gat ? You should rename yourself...

    rangernumberx :
    REKTD NEXT TIME wait why am i even here


    WHO WON ?
    WHO'S NEXT
    YOU DECIIIIIIIIIDE
    EPIC RAP BATTLE OF FORUMERS

  10. #270
    Baldy Jr's Avatar Super Moderator
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    Gotta give it to BBGUN, he really exceeded expectations.
    Spoiler: 


    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!
    [9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
    If only there were someone out there who loved you.
    *MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Sambama
    Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit
    Quote Originally Posted by ERBoH View Post
    All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter
    "Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

    "You mean OUR family tree,"

    "I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

    "Oh."
    Quote Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe
    I think my lung just collapsed again.
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    "Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME
    'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''
    Quote Originally Posted by HeroSamuel
    Quote Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room
    ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
    BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
    AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
    SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION
    Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
    de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
    ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
    ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
    rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
    taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo doesn't hit the Bulls-Eye. He takes the whole animal down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Umbreon
    @ Umbreon - Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:01 pm
    @ SaneButStrange, anyone who steals coconut water: SHOT! Anyone who tries to destroy canada: SHOT! anyone who pisses off Wumbo: SHOT!
    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorZ
    Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
    Quote Originally Posted by Yackerz
    Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide
    Quote Originally Posted by SuperRapz
    Wumbo's girlfriend lost her virginity to another man...

    He got it back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo's Bitch
    @ Wumbo's Bitch - Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:59 pm
    Wumbo, im gonna change my name into Wumbo's Bitch if thats ok with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    I LIKE IT FOR THE SEXY MEN
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    Quote Originally Posted by Wumbo
    Quote Originally Posted by Spartica4Real
    OMG I REMEMBER WEBKINZ.

    I HAD A FROG NAMED "STICKY"

    BUT YOU DONT SEE ME GOING AROUND BY THE NAME STICKY DO YOU?!
    But that is what we call you.

    Just not when you're around.
    Dude..

    Don't go there man..

    Sticky died when I was 7.. I forgot to feed him for like a year.

    Ever since then I cry every night and have nightmares of frogs.

    He shouts "WHY DIDNT YOU LOVE ME SPARTICA???!!!!?!?!?!"

    And I cry more.
    Quote Originally Posted by BobbyBobber
    "Nigga want a verse from me, it's gon' cost a CHICKEN!"
    Quote Originally Posted by Cogs
    Lol, if the bible was fanfiction, Jesus is one Mary Sue.
    Quote Originally Posted by HipsterSamuel
    itís my experience that usually when you kill people, it shuts them up

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