Replace ERBs with Forumers

[BrineBlade]

I need to do Superman vs Goku with an anime fan, and me as Superman.

*steps up*

[LAWLzoR]

*steps up*

Shall we work on it, my friend? :P

[echo]

Looking for the Rick Grimes to my Walter White, so I can complete the entire storm c:<

[Poles]

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUMRY
HANAKO
VERSUS
POOOOOOLAAAAAARBOOOOOOORE
BEGIN


PolarBore:
Of all the forumers who go on this place
They pit me against a Granny who won't show her face?
One question, since you're known for making people wait,
You going to spit a verse or take another month long break?
You're no match for me, I'm 2fast, you see?
Your rapping's a failure, like your Valentine game as Aphrodite
You listening, Hanabun? Well, once this battle's done
I'll call in Sir William of Wallace to give you a Sparta Kick of (Sir William of Wallace: FREEDOM!)
(Sir William of Wallace: OOOH FAST) Did you hear that? I forgot that it's hard to hear when you're (Sir William of Wallace: OLD)
Would it help if I added in a ;o or a u_u or a OuO?
The truth hurts, but you're the worst mod there Iz, Zy
Why don't you shut your trap and stop dancing me?
All you contribute to the forum is faces at Tom
Consider yourself BURNed, Nibelhiem, 'cause I probably won.


Hanako:
Yes it's true, I took off for a month long break, is that a crime?
You see Polar, some of us have lives besides sitting on a forum all the time
Yeah, I ditched those valentines, I didn't have the time, sorry if that makes me a bitch
Been mixing your meat with Bread so much, no wonder they call you Jill Sandwich! (Wumbo: OHH!)
Mentioned my usernames, but when it comes to me that's all you know
So which is it: Polar, Oikar, or Maury? How 'bout I just stick with Bruno? (Wumbo: Mars!?)
Do us all a favor and can it, Janet
Against you, Izzy's raps are too much to manage
So "please do not" stick around this place,
Cause I beat your ass with a kitty-cat face :3


PolarBore:
nothin personnel, but leave the "kitteh faces" to Gunnut
Telling me to can it when she's the one who can't keep her o: shut!
Obsessing over Dion's butt and shitty animes
You going to try and lock this battle like you did your Q&A?
I raised this forum's activity when it needed it the most,
And I'll be makin' peace wit' the wiki while you're gettin' impersonated on Xyzzy with your 400 posts!
Here's one last "shotgun to the creativity", 'cause I've got to go, "bad night"!
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? (Sir William of Wallace: OOOOOOOOO)


Lohuydahutt:
Secretly Hanako's a fat guy (Fat guy)
We got a fat ass over here! Oh wait I'm on your side!
Random harp seal that's thug, squashing bears'n'pears like bugs!
By the way the answer to your quite confusing question is *shrug*
Because I put the seal back in the deal!
While Polar was losing and stealing walrus's buckets and feels
And up in Sir William of Wallace's cock of freedom!
The letter o is cool but this is not what we agreed on!

[Spars]

Dahutt won.

Anyone wanna do Washington vs Wallace with me.. me being Sir William of course.

[BrineBlade]

Shall we work on it, my friend? :P

Yes

/5char

[Samos]

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUM HISTORY
SAMBAMA
VS
HANAKOOOOOO
BEGIN

Sambama:
Clemi, stay back, this is gonna get odd.
I’m boutta show this old sport how to be a grand mod!
HS spits Hot Shit that’ll ruin your smiley face day,
‘Cause Sam’s rhymes get people salty like my armpit hair!
I’m a post-Dinopolyptic admin with some battle smarts.
Beat you with a beautiful flow, show you a true work of art!
Cooking up kid’s games and childish tweets with “Wumbutt”
Using languages you don’t know, like a moderating Gunnut.
You tore apart the Valentines, ‘cause you were “too busy”
In my experience, running forum games is easy pizzy, Izzy!
This’ll be very Temporary, but I’ll make sure you don’t forget,
I merge threads more thoughtful than your’s with the Ideas topic.

Hanako:
Sambama, you've made a big mistake
A battle versus me is more than you can take
Here's some mouthwash, your breath still reeks of armpit
Your rap was so bad you made Kanye's look like a hit
Give a review to yourself cause you need it
"1 star out of five, not funny, lacking wit"
I'm kawaii: Make a cat-face as I chat throughout the day,
Didn't want to hang around, but I decided to stay,
Would've changed my mind had I known this game I'd play,
Rapping versus this poor boy who is very much afraid
You may be an admin now, just the thought makes me wary
Don't let your head swell up, though, it's just temporary
You wanna make a bet, or have you finally learned your lesson?
My verse is over now. Sam it's your turn, pay attention

Sambama:
CLEMI! This battle is mods only, aight?
How about freaking excile yourself like Hana left the site?
You’ll never beat me, Bananabutt, so take all the time you need.
I’ll use my powers to demote you for inactivity.

Hanako:
Go ahead Sammy, forgive me so hard.
I'll permaban your ass once you've dropped your guard.
Why don't you you stream this battle, show it to the whole world,
Make you internet famous: Got your ass kicked by a girl.

[Lohuydahutt]

Sambama's reviews are out of 10 not out of 5 0/10 would not read again.

[echo]

I'll be perfectly honest, I didn't even plan the review line out at all, I just saw the topic as I was going to send my verse to Sam, so I edited it in x3

[Baldy Jr]

Spoiler: 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF FORUM HISTORY
SAMBAMA
VS!
WUMBOOOOOOO

Sambama: Of all the moderators they could’ve sent,
They put this Eye-Sora up against the President?
I’m an admin, I started the tournament craze!
I’ll ruin you faster than Up ruins birthdays!
You can’t face me, dunce! You got demoted once!
I got a style of dance named after my son!
At any topic, I’m probably clearly better!
That includes reviews, rap battles, etc.
FIRST RULE! Did you catch that? Or was I 2fast like Sanic (Watsky: ROOOOOAAAAR)
Perhaps it’d be better if I added in a “meme” or a “JEW” or another of those jokes of your’s!
I was born on New Year’s, you’re droppin’ the ball!
You’re more loquacious than Spartica! (Spartica4Real: lol)
You waste time animating forum fights,
While I’m drawing up real ways to help the site!

Wumbo: Yes you're a JEW, a pacifist who licks your pit like it's a Silver Spring, MD.
But now I'll do, what I gotta do to make sure this cheese sammich gets impeached!
But you're still dancing me, so suck my pee, why don't I snap you like you're RG3?
You memed out, started hosting games while making awful contests for TDFE (PolarBore: oooo)
You have zero chance of beating me, and you still can't attract no girlies
Your work on rules was exemplary, but your admining skills are shitty (Dion: OOHH)
You ever see a dick or a Hitler broke?
I rap fresh like your crappy puns and jokes
Stick to rapping as Tommy Wiseau,
Cause like Han Solo, I know.. you blow.

Sambama: Under review, I see that your posts are unbearable!
You wouldn’t even win this bout as Cliff_Huxtable!
A Super Mod is capable of banning, editing posts and infractions,
But it seems like you can only do the first one!
I started from the bottom and built a dynasty on my account that’s simply the site’s best,
I can change your signature, avatar, rep, name, post count, birthday and interests!
And I will leave you with a rule that I personally wrote with no help to rebut,
Spoiling a Book, Movie, Video Game or TV Show episode that is less than 6 months old without a Spoiler Tag or Prefix gets you WHAT?

*The clouds above the two moderators part, a blinding light shining down. Dion begins to descend from the heavens, but is shot down by what appears to be a cafeteria-stuffed catheter*

Hanako:Pass me the mic for a second Wumby (Wumby)
Why don't you log out, Sambama, cause it's time for Izzy
Worse rapper than Kanye, streaming games you fail to play,
You get two points for that offense Sammy so you can go away!
Because I have more swag than you, you see,
You could never win anything Sam, like these rap battles or Xyzzy,
Because you're only temporary, you're not real, you're just a poser,
So run along now, Sambama, cause this battle is ogre

WHO WON?
I PROBABLY DID!
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